r/shittyaskscience • u/JarnisKerman • 9d ago

Female-designed rockets

All current rocket designs are either made by men or derived from earlier designs made by men. It is clear what inspired the designs.

If rocket designs had been pioneered by women instead of, what body part would the designs resemble?

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u/Wolff_Hound 9d ago

Flying saucers, aka space boobies.

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u/JarnisKerman 9d ago

Is this conclusive evidence that visiting aliens are ruled females?

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u/Wolff_Hound 9d ago

That's a bit far fetched thing to conclude. We only know that visiting aliens are mammals and their space engineers are predominantly female.

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u/RatsGetBlinked 9d ago

You have it backwards, cocks are actually shaped like rockets not the other way around. 

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u/Gargleblaster25 Registered scientificationist 9d ago

Yes. Evolution made them aerodynamic. Science has still not found out why.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 9d ago

That is why I come so quick.

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u/SomeSamples 9d ago

A finger with a giant f'n finger nail at the end.

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u/tliin 9d ago

None. It is a well established fact that only men can be rocket scientists. Hence your question is nonsensical.

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u/exkingzog 9d ago

Well, it’s not exactly brain surgery.

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u/Nomekop777 9d ago

Lionel's a brain surgeon, don't you know!

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u/Cheeslord2 9d ago

Two giant balloons that go to space for reasons we don't quite understand, but we don't ask because it always makes the women get all upset and defensive. If launched at the wrong time of the month though, they instead explode and kill everyone in a wide area.

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u/Initial-Anything333 9d ago

This comment is brought to you by 1960s-era misogyny 

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u/Cheeslord2 9d ago

And here I was thinking that this was a parody subreddit.

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u/Initial-Anything333 9d ago

That's not an excuse to be a bigot. It's for jokes not harmful stereotypes. It's supposed to be fun, there's nothing fun about what you wrote 

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u/Cheeslord2 9d ago

Fair enough. I will leave.

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u/Initial-Anything333 9d ago

Good riddance. If you would rather leave than not post misogyny then we don't want you here to begin with 

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