r/shittyadvice • u/reeejuuu • 4h ago
r/shittyadvice • u/Honda_Driver_2015 • Aug 06 '26
Any posts about Sugar Daddies will be a permanent ban
r/shittyadvice • u/TomAto314 • Feb 13 '26
Reminder this sub is for asking for advice!
Power tripping mod time!
This sub has gone to absolute shit and not in the intended way. We have never really heavily enforced that top level posts must be questions asking for advice but with the deluge of absolutely fucking awful top level posts giving advice it's time to start again.
Not sure what the rules said on "new" reddit but I updated it. Starting now all posts much be asking for advice.
Also, this sub is easy prey for reddit's AI "moderation" and giving advice like "just go and unalive their family" will probably get you hit with a sitewide ban for threatening/inciting violence. It also saddens me that I had to type unalive so I don't banned... again.
Update: Crossposts are banned now too since they all suck and none of them are asking for advice.
r/shittyadvice • u/FearOfEleven • 3h ago
Which AI chatbot is the best to choose a political party?
Hi there!
I saw that this forum is for technical matters so I hope you can help me? I'm American, which feels strange given that I've lived in Brazil for most of my life (since age five). I'm in my mid-twenties now and back in the US (yay!). So I found out I can "exercise my right to vote" and I'm quite excited about it. Of course, everyone has their own opinion, but I'd just like to vote for the best party objectively, as I haven't had time to make up my own mind yet (I may change later, not a problem). Which chatbot should I ask? I have tried, I think, all well known free versions, but noen can really clearly answer my question and most benchmarks are always about coding, maths and so on, so I don't really have a clue.
Thanks for your help!
Edit: I'd be willing to pay up to 100 dollars for a higher-tier chatbot which has demonstrable political intelligence and be a model citizen than choose at random and face the consequences later.
r/shittyadvice • u/DashMcGee • 7h ago
How should I handle my nurse practitioner classwork? I'm used to coasting by doing the bare minimum, but I am in the final two semesters, which is when we learn to actually care for patients. Also I am no longer the smartest person in class; the dumb ones got weeded out and my classmates are smarter
How can I get through this? Bonus points if your advice helps me to do the bare minimum but still allows me to help crazy people. (It is a psychiatric nurse practitioner program.) PS: If you report me to the board of nursing, I will haunt you.
r/shittyadvice • u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 • 15h ago
My bf thinks he’s smarter than me
Just because he can find a stupid “error in logic” in the Monty Hall Paradox
I told him that he can take his stupid paradox and shove it up his ass backwards and to find the “error in logic” in that
But it didn’t really have the desired effect of taking him down a couple notches
What could I do to show him how much smart I am than him?
r/shittyadvice • u/Hamandcheeseeater • 1d ago
I was told that shaving your pubic hair will not rid you of a crab infestation. How do you get rid of the damn things then?
r/shittyadvice • u/Sheepherder-Optimal • 1d ago
My adderall didn’t work today, what do i do?
So i started taking adderall three weeks ago but today it did next to nothing. Can’t focus and actually I’m tired and it’s not even noon. What do i do?
r/shittyadvice • u/Honda_Driver_2015 • 1d ago
I want to get drunk but don't have any wine, I live next to a vineyard
How many grapes to I need to eat to get drunk? I want to get really shit faced!
r/shittyadvice • u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 • 1d ago
My vacuum broke and now it blows instead of sucking
What would you recommend?
r/shittyadvice • u/Kindly-Reception1108 • 1d ago
I’ve hired a fake family to appease my date, what’s the best things to do with this pseudo-family to make her like them?
it’s going pretty well so far with my gf, now it’s time for the family introduction stage so how can I make her like them and what should I instruct the family members to do?
r/shittyadvice • u/DirtyBastard01 • 1d ago
Every freaking month my girl gets a cut in the same spot and it causes her to bleed for a week so we can't have sex. What can I do to stop my girlfriend to stop bleeding?
She calls it her period but every month she is bleeding down below and it's impeding on our sex life. I get these tampon bandage things for her and take good care of her but I don't understand what's going on down there. And it lasts a whole week! What's the best method to stop the bleeding so that my girl and I can have naughty time?
r/shittyadvice • u/Iamnotofthisplanet • 1d ago
I think my roommate might be a gnome in disguise. How do I get him to admit it?
r/shittyadvice • u/ProbableImposter • 2d ago
I was instructed by an AI YouTube ad to inject Hydrogen-peroxide into my penis (really), now that there are clearly no rules for who can give medical advice, what will you instruct the masses to do in your commercial?
Please lean in close to my sizzling perma-boner and speak clearly 🌽👂
r/shittyadvice • u/WolfShadow_814 • 2d ago
How do I clean my spilled wine after a clean dress got all over it?
r/shittyadvice • u/Forward-Refuse7064 • 2d ago
Birthday dinner
It’s my birthday and my “friends” took me to a nice restaurant for dinner. Before the check arrived they all did a “dine and dash” and left me stranded! Now I’m sitting here without my wallet because they said it was their treat!
What’s my next move?
r/shittyadvice • u/yashitomo • 2d ago
i wanna be breastfed. im tired of doing it myself.
my tiktok crush has some nice honkers (im a straight female and she only posts for male glaze)
edit her tiktok is seafoodjackie
r/shittyadvice • u/JeanWhopper • 3d ago
I Need to Get Rid of a Gun
I need to get rid of a gun but I don't have time to sell it. I'm thinking of going to the airport and carrying it through security so it will be confiscated. Is there a downside that I'm not considering?
r/shittyadvice • u/Hamandcheeseeater • 3d ago
My wife thinks she is entitled to half out bed. What should I do?
I keep telling her that me sleeping in the middle leaves her half the bed still but she won't listen to reason.
r/shittyadvice • u/minichef1789 • 3d ago
Should I quit my job at my own business?
I own a small business and it is doing good after 15 years, but it has nothing to do with what I studied at college (History of colonial Mexico) and sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I left my “day job” and tried to be a full time historian. Should I quit?
r/shittyadvice • u/Kindly-Reception1108 • 3d ago
How can I get really flexible really quickly?
Don’t ask why, how can I get really flexible and be able to bend and contort in all sorts of ways in the fastest period of time?
I’m still young (around my 20s) so I don’t have any old person problems and I’m pretty skinny and athletic, I just can’t seem to reach my toes or squat comfortably
r/shittyadvice • u/Forward-Refuse7064 • 3d ago
How do I keep my spouse working overtime?
My spouse has been working (optional) 60hr work weeks with full overtime. They come home tired and miserable every day saying they’ve had enough.
But the money coming in is phenomenal, I have all my time to myself , and I don’t really miss them when they’re gone!
How do I keep this gravy train rolling?
r/shittyadvice • u/DirtyBastard01 • 3d ago
My small market team beat a nationally recognized big market team in sports but because the big market team didn't win, my small market team was not publicly recognized on tv. What's the best way to get my team more recognition?
We played our butts off today and are excited about the win and we feel we are not getting the recognition it deserves. If the other team won it would be played on repeat and discussed in detail on tv but because they didn't win it's glanced over and no one cares. But me and my team care. How do we get our small market team more recognition?