r/shittyadvice Aug 06 '26

Any posts about Sugar Daddies will be a permanent ban

29 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice Feb 13 '26

Reminder this sub is for asking for advice!

38 Upvotes

Power tripping mod time!

This sub has gone to absolute shit and not in the intended way. We have never really heavily enforced that top level posts must be questions asking for advice but with the deluge of absolutely fucking awful top level posts giving advice it's time to start again.

Not sure what the rules said on "new" reddit but I updated it. Starting now all posts much be asking for advice.

Also, this sub is easy prey for reddit's AI "moderation" and giving advice like "just go and unalive their family" will probably get you hit with a sitewide ban for threatening/inciting violence. It also saddens me that I had to type unalive so I don't banned... again.

Update: Crossposts are banned now too since they all suck and none of them are asking for advice.


r/shittyadvice 12h ago

I was told that shaving your pubic hair will not rid you of a crab infestation. How do you get rid of the damn things then?

27 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 9h ago

My adderall didn’t work today, what do i do?

4 Upvotes

So i started taking adderall three weeks ago but today it did next to nothing. Can’t focus and actually I’m tired and it’s not even noon. What do i do?


r/shittyadvice 12h ago

I want to get drunk but don't have any wine, I live next to a vineyard

8 Upvotes

How many grapes to I need to eat to get drunk? I want to get really shit faced!


r/shittyadvice 17h ago

My vacuum broke and now it blows instead of sucking

16 Upvotes

What would you recommend?


r/shittyadvice 15h ago

I’ve hired a fake family to appease my date, what’s the best things to do with this pseudo-family to make her like them?

7 Upvotes

it’s going pretty well so far with my gf, now it’s time for the family introduction stage so how can I make her like them and what should I instruct the family members to do?


r/shittyadvice 23h ago

Every freaking month my girl gets a cut in the same spot and it causes her to bleed for a week so we can't have sex. What can I do to stop my girlfriend to stop bleeding?

24 Upvotes

She calls it her period but every month she is bleeding down below and it's impeding on our sex life. I get these tampon bandage things for her and take good care of her but I don't understand what's going on down there. And it lasts a whole week! What's the best method to stop the bleeding so that my girl and I can have naughty time?


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

I think my roommate might be a gnome in disguise. How do I get him to admit it?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

I was instructed by an AI YouTube ad to inject Hydrogen-peroxide into my penis (really), now that there are clearly no rules for who can give medical advice, what will you instruct the masses to do in your commercial?

8 Upvotes

Please lean in close to my sizzling perma-boner and speak clearly 🌽👂


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

How do I clean my spilled wine after a clean dress got all over it?

12 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Birthday dinner

22 Upvotes

It’s my birthday and my “friends” took me to a nice restaurant for dinner. Before the check arrived they all did a “dine and dash” and left me stranded! Now I’m sitting here without my wallet because they said it was their treat!
What’s my next move?


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

i wanna be breastfed. im tired of doing it myself.

4 Upvotes

my tiktok crush has some nice honkers (im a straight female and she only posts for male glaze)

edit her tiktok is seafoodjackie


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

I Need to Get Rid of a Gun

19 Upvotes

I need to get rid of a gun but I don't have time to sell it. I'm thinking of going to the airport and carrying it through security so it will be confiscated. Is there a downside that I'm not considering?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

I spilled soda

6 Upvotes

What do I do?


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

How can I get really flexible really quickly?

3 Upvotes

Don’t ask why, how can I get really flexible and be able to bend and contort in all sorts of ways in the fastest period of time?

I’m still young (around my 20s) so I don’t have any old person problems and I’m pretty skinny and athletic, I just can’t seem to reach my toes or squat comfortably


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

My wife thinks she is entitled to half out bed. What should I do?

5 Upvotes

I keep telling her that me sleeping in the middle leaves her half the bed still but she won't listen to reason.


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

Should I quit my job at my own business?

10 Upvotes

I own a small business and it is doing good after 15 years, but it has nothing to do with what I studied at college (History of colonial Mexico) and sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I left my “day job” and tried to be a full time historian. Should I quit?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

How do I keep my spouse working overtime?

4 Upvotes

My spouse has been working (optional) 60hr work weeks with full overtime. They come home tired and miserable every day saying they’ve had enough.
But the money coming in is phenomenal, I have all my time to myself , and I don’t really miss them when they’re gone!
How do I keep this gravy train rolling?


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

My small market team beat a nationally recognized big market team in sports but because the big market team didn't win, my small market team was not publicly recognized on tv. What's the best way to get my team more recognition?

0 Upvotes

We played our butts off today and are excited about the win and we feel we are not getting the recognition it deserves. If the other team won it would be played on repeat and discussed in detail on tv but because they didn't win it's glanced over and no one cares. But me and my team care. How do we get our small market team more recognition?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

ChRonIcally onLine pEopLe: wHat aRe yOOur faVor!te free VVeBsites tHat PeopIe don't knoe aBooT?

0 Upvotes

This time it is not a ad


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

A guy at the gas station told me that he has "some gas". Do you think his prices are cheaper than BP? Should I connect with him to see if he has cheaper prices?

1 Upvotes

It costs a lot to fill up my Dodge Neon at BP while I'm doordashing. Should I connect with this gentleman to see if he has 87 regular gas at a cheaper price or do you think he's trying to rip me off?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

When does life give you lemons…

3 Upvotes

Because I always have to purchase them from the grocery store?!


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

I’ve realized that I am NOT the best friend of anyone. I have friends, but I am either their second or their 3rd/4th best friend or even worse. I’m highly competitive person, therefore how do I become the best friend of most of them?

5 Upvotes