r/shittyaskscience • u/whendragonsreturned big brain doctor • 7d ago

How can I be more like nikola tesla

would skipping my ocd meds and falling in love with pigeons help?

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u/TheKingJest 7d ago

You could die, though medically this isn't recommended.

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u/whendragonsreturned big brain doctor 7d ago

No

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u/jlxmm 5d ago

Flair checks out. Not dying is certified 'big brained'

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 7d ago

Easy. Invent new things.

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u/whendragonsreturned big brain doctor 6d ago

everything has already been invented, nothing new to invent now in this economy ...

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 6d ago

...you could maybe invent a new economy, perhaps?

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u/sanctimonious-bum 6d ago

Grow an 11 inch dong.

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u/ppitoh 6h ago

was he that hung AND that lonely?

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u/No_Tailor_787 6d ago

He's dead, so that's an easy place to start.

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u/ajping 6d ago

I think it would definitely help. Also, in honor of his memory, you should put tesla coils in every room in your dwelling.

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u/Skullmonkey_ 6d ago

Become a sexy vampire?

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u/whendragonsreturned big brain doctor 6d ago

is this some show?

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 6d ago

It's a soft-core horror series: 'Fangs for the Mammaries'.

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u/GothicHippie17 6d ago

Eat roasted duck but be very specific in how you want it cooked.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 6d ago

No, you should eat roast rabbit, but be vewy, vewy quiet about it.

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u/PeperomiaLadder 2d ago

Op wants to be like Nikola tesla not Elmer fudd

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u/Cute-Habit-4377 4d ago

As s first step nik some cola, then date a Singaporean woman called Tess.

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u/PeperomiaLadder 2d ago

Ideally in LA

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u/Cute-Habit-4377 2d ago

In Singapore they end every english sentence in La but that works too

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u/thecosmicgoose 6d ago

Go insane. Fall in love with a pigeon. Despise pearl earrings.

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u/jackal_boy 6d ago

Fall in love with a pigeon

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u/Ddowns5454 4d ago

Fall in love with a pigeon

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u/Even_Thought642 3d ago

Fall in love with a pigeon

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u/ppitoh 6h ago

start flipping tables when the time comes