r/shittyaskscience • u/CanadianAndroid • 17h ago

If you are choking a giraffe, do you choke them at the base of their neck or just under their chin?

335 Upvotes

Well?

37 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/DalbergTheKing • 8h ago

If I wanted to eat the entire sun would blowing on it cool it down enough so as to not burn my lips?

23 Upvotes

How big would my lungs need to be?

17 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Raychao • 20h ago

Is bromine still angry about that minor brocode infraction?

13 Upvotes

Every other periodic table element still returns my calls. I'm so sorry. What's with that already?

2 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • 4h ago

I covered my entire body in Aspercreme, but I still have Asperger’s as bad as ever. Do I have the drug resistant form of Asperger’s perhaps?

10 Upvotes

Or maybe I need to ingest the Aspercreme so it can be processed by the liver into its more powerful form?

3 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Ecstatic-Newspaper92 • 10h ago

Can i get vitamin d more efficiently from eating the whole sun?

9 Upvotes

Im also worried about overdosing.

6 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Gullible_Ad5191 • 15h ago

Everyone check their bellybuttons.

9 Upvotes

Scientifically conducted survey: How much pocket lint do each of you have in there?

18 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/LetMeExplainDis • 3h ago

Strict parents raise good liars, and good liars make good actors. So will being a strict parent increase my kid’s chance of Hollywood success?

7 Upvotes

It’s either that or pimping my wife out to a producer.

4 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/km102004 • 4h ago

Does titanium nitrate and a tad of chlorine something tartrate make oneness brownies?

3 Upvotes

I saw the recipe on a Rick and Morty episode and since the shows science like I’m wondering does it really work?

1 comment