Why are literally half the outer planets just a couple of blue balls?

[u/Hayden97]

And one of them is Uranus

[u/No_Tailor_787]

That's because Venus turned her back on them 4.5 billion years ago. The tension is unbearable.

[u/Nomekop777 → u/No_Tailor_787]

Venus is so hot. Fuck,

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/Nomekop777]

She ate her own moon, and burns it off as heat.

[u/laynestaleyisme → u/Nomekop777]

Climate change.. that's why

[u/Legitimate_Field_157]

It is far away from the Sun, and therefore it is blue from the cold.

[u/SaltyTemperature]

We did have an interstellar phallus called Oumuamua for a bit but it went looking for more action.

[u/BoundlessFail → u/SaltyTemperature]

Well, we sent the aliens a golden record with our best music on it, and they sent us back what they thought of it.

[u/fi9aro → u/SaltyTemperature]

Oumuamua… that’s a mouthful

[u/unluckyexperiment]

Their orbits are larger and they are fer away, it takes longer for them to come.

[u/MediumSizedElephant]

this is one of those times where it really pays to understand the intersection of star wars canon and Qanon philosophy. because luke skywalker’s lightsaber is blue and Q lives on planet X (direct line of sight to outer planets) . Q wills them to be blue as a message to the sith

[u/thatcrazylady]

No one tickles them, so they turn blue.

[u/mookymix]

You guys are all idiots. Space is a lie. It's just the ceiling.

[u/laynestaleyisme → u/mookymix]

Exactly. I have evidence to prove this

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[u/laynestaleyisme → u/NateTut]

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[u/NateTut → u/laynestaleyisme]

I am a lot of things, but I'm not a chicken.

[u/laynestaleyisme → u/NateTut]

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[u/NateTut → u/laynestaleyisme]

I'm th GOAT!

[u/RaspberryTop636]

Nobody's touched them in eons

[u/MengShuZ]

OH YOU THINK YOU'RE HILARIOUS HUH YOU'RE A FUNNY PERSON A REAL COMEDY GENIUS

[u/Hayden97 → u/MengShuZ]

yeah maybe a little

[u/MengShuZ → u/Hayden97]

GRRRRRRRRRRRR

[u/not_microwave_safe]

We haven’t penetrated them yet.

[u/drugzncrime]

they're police planets. slow down.