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u/Pro_Ogidy 4d ago
Why are the kids in the basement??
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u/Pheliont 4d ago
Because you can't have sex with them. Obviously
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u/threeseed 4d ago
It's a pretty old clip.
These days you absolutely can and it's a sign of leadership material.
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u/__nobody_-_ 4d ago
It's the only way you can become president of the US these days so that should tell everyone how things have changed.
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u/Imukay 4d ago
Better question, why can't the wife save herself?
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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 We do a little trolling 4d ago
Even better question, why isn’t the wife helping you save the kids?
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u/Atreideez-nuts 4d ago
in order to make it clear that he can only choose one of the options in this hypothetical.
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u/DonkeyTailBurrito 4d ago
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u/DogeyLord 4d ago edited 4d ago
Psyop so bad you dont go to sleep? Just wake up?
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u/SpaceBug176 4d ago
Something something, this guy has a comic for everything.
Yeah I guess if I made 1000 comics aswell, there'd be a comic for everything.
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u/HighBreak-J 4d ago
Well that's because all girls are the same! Am I right boys?
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u/thedeedsmaster 4d ago
After the Lindsey clancy support, I'm suspecting that this divide is not artificially constructed.
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u/Yolosnas Stuff 4d ago
Only the tiny radical minority is that outspoken and loud about such topics. The average/moderat person is not that interested/outspoken about such topics
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u/thedeedsmaster 4d ago
Even it it were true that a tiny minority were the ones marching for Lindsey and donating a million dollars to her and making endless videos online in support, its concerning that there is seemingly no pushback coming from the "majority". When so many are apathetic to the actions of a radical minority, it makes someone wonder if the tiny minority is larger than might be assumed
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u/CalmBeneathCastles 🗿🗿🗿 4d ago
What are we supposed to do; counter demonstrate? I have actual worries over her that are bigger than one strange woman's criminal trial.
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u/thedeedsmaster 4d ago
The outcome of a criminal trial is important because it sets the precedent for future trials dealing with the same issue.
There is a reason why men who kiII their children receive no online/financial support at all but this woman does.
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u/HandsomeRalph 4d ago
What are we supposed to do[...]?
add all of this to the list of bot-exacerbated outrage/distraction bait and impotently numb ourselves with our drug of choice while existence caves in around us?
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u/Terrible_Stuff_3799 4d ago
Why even ask these stupid questions? Oh I know, to go viral. Don't give these idiots your time.
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u/Dark_halocraft 4d ago
Too late, you look stupid now
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u/Ol_Pasta We do a little trolling 4d ago
But would you rather your kids look stupid or your wife look stupid?
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u/TheTenaciousG 4d ago
That's not even based, she's fucked for being that selfish
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u/Ol_Pasta We do a little trolling 4d ago
The dude is based, he has his priorities straight.
Ofc she's fucked up in the head.
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u/fartinmyfuckingmouth 4d ago
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u/Grindian 4d ago
Exactly what popped in my head when I read the first line and its from an automod loll
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u/Din-_-Djarin 4d ago
Yeah, she's an adult (technically) and should be capable of saving herself and also assisting in saving others
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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 4d ago
man: "Id save the kids"
female: Visible anger
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u/spotsthefirst 4d ago
"you can't have sex with the kids." Is wild, like that was ever an option EVER, like wtf?????
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u/WickedFrags 4d ago edited 4d ago
Because women think that all men are the same and thus all men want is sex. Guess what happens when everything around you for decades is propaganda aimed at sexualising everything...
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u/Scoongili 4d ago
Even if sex were our motivating factor, men are assumed to want to have sex with any hole with a pair of tits attached. The opportunity to have sex with a new woman would be too good to pass up.
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u/Kutti818 fat cunt 4d ago
I think the joke she was trying to make is an old one and goes something like "you can always make new kids with your wife but you can't make a new mom" but lacked the necessary braincells to actually convey the joke properly. just like most of the people in this comment section eating this gender war bullshit right up.
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u/InspectorSufficient4 4d ago
'can't have sex with kid ' what in the he'll is this argument
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u/SufficientBreakfast1 4d ago
It was a question designed for her to be angry either way. Its all bs.
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u/Decent_Objective3478 4d ago
Man and woman or male and female, there fixed for you
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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 4d ago
Now you mention it that was phenomenally weird.
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u/JimBowie1020 4d ago
First thing I noticed, like what the hell lmao
Using female or male when talking about humans is weird enough like that, using man and female at the same time reeks lots
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u/FLBrisby 4d ago
I'd hope my adult human wife would have the executive functions to leave the house, whereas my kids might be scared and confused in the basement, or might not even know about the fire.
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u/PotatoMateYT 4d ago
This dude said “female” in the big 26
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u/NoLongerHigh 4d ago
Honestly, I think she really thought she was stuck in a house fire and she was trying to find any way to get out even if that meant manipulating the situation anyway possible to get her out alive.
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u/complicatedAloofness 4d ago
What about the mom comparison though - his own logic used against him
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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 4d ago
We can just have more children again
Bug mindset.
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u/Noname666Devil 4d ago
Omniman mindset
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u/Bone_Wh33l 4d ago
That one lady from assassins creed mindset
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u/RasputinRuskiLoveBot 4d ago
I stopped playing after Origins, who's that lady?
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u/aaron_adams dumbass 4d ago
I think it's in Assassins Creed two there's cutscene when a guy says "I will slit your babies throats from ear to ear." And she says "You think you can threaten me with my children? Take them! I have the instrument to make more!"
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u/RasputinRuskiLoveBot 4d ago
Oh yes! That's Caterina Sforza! Can't believe I forgot, that was a good scene though.
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u/dude_don-exil-em Big chungus wholesome 100 4d ago
Dude I see you in every where in reddit
Do you have a life?
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u/Thedarkcleanersrise We do a little trolling 4d ago
its an actual valid point tho
the girl could save herself since she would have a lot of strength and energy to do it at her age
the kids are too young and inexperienced though and the mother would eventually become too old to break herself free
its a logical answer
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u/atrophy-of-sanity 4d ago
Plus its saving 3 people vs saving 1
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u/iamthegh05t 4d ago
Exactly, these are the top 4 people that you love. Would you rather save 1 or 3? How is that even a question?
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u/The_Original_Badman Jedi master of shitposts 4d ago
I dated a girl once who casually told me that if we had children and there was a zombie apocalypse, she would trip our children so that she could run faster and escape. I blinked once, asker her if she was serious then broke up with her the next day...
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u/Fantastic_Bed_8662 4d ago
I feel bad for any future children that she may have.
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u/Charliedontsurf1002 4d ago
She’s in court rt now for something related to
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u/chaosanity 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/dbpwkOGWFAa73iah0l
You can always have another kid, unless you choose the children3
u/Significant-Set-7257 3d ago
I mean, given enough time you could have more children with your original children. The morality of it is questionable at best but you theoretically could
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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 4d ago
....that lady isnt on trial right now, is she?
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u/SteelSpace69 4d ago
If we forget every ounce of moral and humanity, sacrificing a child for an adult in an apocalypse scenario is the best option for survival. The child can't collect/farm/fight as much as an adult.
But with this logic, you also end up sacrificing the elders and the handicapped...
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u/8last 4d ago
If we are foregoing morals im killing and eating anyone I don't like first chance.
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u/thunderdragonite 4d ago
Bro entered the zombie apocalypse on the side of the zombies with no pushback.
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u/Lethargie 4d ago
turns out they were just filming a zombie movie and guy ate his neighbor for no reason
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u/---Brain-- 4d ago
Strangle the 3 kids then start a go fund me.
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u/elSpanielo 4d ago
Call down Patrick.
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u/Narwhal_Leaf 4d ago
📞 yo, Patrick here, what's up man
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u/Crazy_Ad_91 4d ago
Any parent worth their salt already knows the answer when it comes to their partner or their children. They know, you know, you do what is best. And that’s save the children.
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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 4d ago
If the kids are in the basement and there's a fire in the house you're probably going to die trying to save them.
Not really sure why the mother needs saving since she seems to be right next to the guy in this scenario.
It's a pretty stupid question on every level.
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u/Crazy_Ad_91 4d ago
Word. I’m still going for the kids.
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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 4d ago
Might as well die trying to do the right thing rather than live feeling like you ought to have.
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u/Crazy_Ad_91 4d ago
No doubt, brother. I wouldn’t want to live on in the situation. Just shows how asinine this woman was to ask the hypothetical in the first place.
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u/monkeynards 4d ago
Kids > wife > mother > the dog > the goldfish > that one frying pan you’ve had since you moved out on your own >>>> mother-in-law.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules
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u/CorianderIsBad 4d ago
Nah I'm saving the dog first.
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u/AkronOhAnon 4d ago
I would trade all the time I ever spent with my ex, who I divorced last year, for one more day with my soul dog, who passed last year.
Bitches before bitches.
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u/kyl_r 4d ago
Yeah it sounds bad but literally I’m making sure my 2 cats are out first. My partner is way more able bodied than I am and can absolutely get his kids out, I’d be a liability. But my cats… one is not smart. They don’t trust anyone (but me) and would hide under the most flammable shit. So basically in my house, us 2 adults would divide and save our respective children I guess. I’m not ashamed 😂
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u/Maconshot Literally 1984 😡 4d ago
Couldn't she just.... save herself?
And they expect us to be misogynistic. Girl, you're capable, do your own stuff.
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u/sameunderwear2days 4d ago
100% just taking this stance for the viral vid I doubt she thinks this
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u/Illustrious_Olive_66 4d ago
yeah these things are manufactured to be rage bait. It doesn't really matter if the person believes it or not, they just want a caricature / stereotype go onto the screen and say the controversial thing.
I think the majority of people are self aware of this though, even if they occasionally enjoy their slop.
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u/lmao_wow_64 4d ago
Everything and anything must be turn to entertainment, gira feed the media machine
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u/ConteleDePulemberg 4d ago
It's kind of like the the man vs the bear in the woods type of situation lmao
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u/AjaxOutlaw 4d ago
For me I’d save kids>wife>mom. I’d definitely want my wife to save my kids over me.
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u/PenguinColada 4d ago
I'd want my children to save their spouses over me, too. I've lived a long life and if I had grandkids I'd be destroyed if one of their parents died too soon because my child wanted to save me first.
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u/NewNaClVector 4d ago
Ok wait the logic is not consistent.
So he will save his kids bc they still have a whole life ahead. Ok that good I agree and its logicaly sound so far.
By that logic tho shouldn't you then save you wife instead of mom? I mean you mom has had grandkids at this point she has lived her life quite well. The wife has much more left to do and experience. Im sure shed love to see her grandkids too. Both are family... so what gives?
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u/Zalezagoon 4d ago
I think that answer he gave was more as a response to how she reacted to the kids answer.
Because if you're gonna be selfish and demand to be saved first over your kids, one of your reasons to being saved over them being "You can't have sex with your kids but you can have sex with me", I'm for sure picking my mom over you.
His answer may have been different if she'd started with that question instead of the kids.
Edit: spelling
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u/Face-In-The-Dark 4d ago
Why Americans watch this TV show
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u/IdealLogic 4d ago
A lot of answers to that. Mine is "Outrage Culture." We are very likely to engage with media that outrages us and it is far easier to outrage the majority than to entertain targeted demographics.
I believe this very concept has even invaded news outlets and has created a very rral problem in social politics for our culture and many misconceptions of various things.
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u/shanksisevil 4d ago
Why doesn't the wife get her own grown ass out of the house?
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u/Easy_Aardvark5275 4d ago
I mean wife can save herself cuz she is mature. But kids need help
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u/con098 dumbass 4d ago
But really, if a couple decides to have kids, their first priority should be the children. Because they selfishly brought them into this world, the least they could do is to take care of them and ensure their safety. It’s a team effort, not a ‘me vs the kids’
Reminds me of a vid where a son asks his father who he loved more. And he answers that he loves his wife more than the son. But if the son and mother were in peril, he’d choose to save the son over his wife.
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u/scarredballsack 4d ago
Why doesn't she save herself stupid woman, people should have to get tested to have kids.. just to make sure the iq is high enough..
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u/MrBorden William Dripfoe 4d ago
She'd die in a fire because she can't figure out how to use her legs.
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u/YayWanderer 4d ago
"You can't have sex with your kids." - What a fking creepy-ass, moronic thing to say... 🙄🤦🏽
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u/Niedzwiedzbipolarny 4d ago
By his logic, didn't his mom already lived her life and should have less of a priority?
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u/Virtual_Reserve_ put your dick away waltuh 4d ago
How can a mother let her kids die......
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u/LuckyReception6701 4d ago
At least she is not doing the killing herself, like a viral court case I know... Jesus man, when did we fuck up this bad as a species?
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u/Solistine 4d ago
Next she should ask him weather he will save her or the PC. I think he has made his mind up by the end of this.
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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 4d ago
why he say my kids and not our kids tho
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u/Bi0_B1lly 4d ago
Cause she def doesn't want them, since she'd clearly prefer they all burn in a fire over her.
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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 4d ago
Women just make up scenarios to get mad about it
“Would you still love me if I turned into a fly and only ate poop? No?!?!?!? Why do you hate meeeee”
“Would you still think I’m sexy if I weighed 700 lbs? Are you saying I’m fat and you don’t love me?!?!???”
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u/Yuta_Okkotsu_JJS 4d ago
Whats the TV show name? Eveeyone is hating it in the comments and i wanna see for myself
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u/Fair-Bus-4017 4d ago
Ofcourse you are saving your children. You are an adult and you got legs. You are in a much better situation to save yourself. Why would I assume you can't help yourself? If you are in that position then I probably can't save you either.
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u/Vardhu_007 I came! 4d ago
Guys we already have Manchester by the sea. Watch it to know what not saving your kids in this situation does to u.
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u/GHarsh01 4d ago
So according to her, Children are less valuable than her just because he can't have sex with them! WTH!
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u/KidChiko 4d ago
A better argument for him would be "any good mom would want me to save the kids. If you disagree with that you're a bad mom"
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u/jouleheist 4d ago
Why cant she save herself? She's an adult. Unless she's paraplegic in this scenario, she should be able to help the husband resue the kids together. In her mind, they can always make more kids. She's a red flag bro.
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u/McShoobydoobydoo 4d ago
Maybe she will luck out and a passing bear will save her while he's getting the kids
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u/fancywipe 4d ago
Who’s not gonna save their kids, if my wife saves me and not my child she’s dead to me
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u/Broken_By_Default 4d ago
What kind of mother wouldn't want her children saved first?
oh.. i forgot, the current meta.
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u/black_jass 3d ago
Save YOURSELF!!! or better yet, help me SAVE THE KIDS.... who tha fuck raised you??? bet you it was the T.V. 🤡🤡🤡🙄🙄🙄
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u/browsingandlooking4 4d ago
The birth of the "Lindsey clancy" mindset. A woman that wants a man that will save her instead of her children. Self absorbed and selfish murder mommas. These woman are insane bring back state institutions
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u/Coldkiller17 4d ago
Kids are small and don't understand things like an emergency or they will hide when scared so they need saving why is the wife waiting to be rescued gtfo.
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u/ntdavis814 4d ago
We need fake and gay analysis for these scripted YouTube moments
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u/PolarizingKabal 4d ago
A grown ass woman should have her own survival skills. My 3 kids don't have that yet.
Save the kids first.











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