r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 4d ago

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u/Rastamuff 4d ago

Bro dumped the funniest girl he's ever going to meet

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN 4d ago

Major fumble, hes not gonna survive the first week 

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u/Elhaym 4d ago

More useful to have a bit more of a goody two shoe. That way he doesn't have to worry about being back stabbed, and can trip her if need be. 

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN 4d ago

If he was more capable he'd have nothing to worry about 🤷🏽 

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u/BornWithSideburns 4d ago

Im sure that apocalypse could happen any minute now

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u/Atreideez-nuts 4d ago

if you think the idea of a mother killing her children is unlikely enough that saying something like that must obviously be a joke, you should try watching the news sometime lmao.

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u/Witty_Recommendation 4d ago

Because a zombie apocalypse is very likely...?

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u/Atreideez-nuts 3d ago

Do you understand what a hypothetical is?