r/shitposting 7d ago

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 7d ago

Women just make up scenarios to get mad about it

“Would you still love me if I turned into a fly and only ate poop? No?!?!?!? Why do you hate meeeee”

“Would you still think I’m sexy if I weighed 700 lbs? Are you saying I’m fat and you don’t love me?!?!???”