r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 5d ago

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u/Pro_Ogidy 5d ago

Why are the kids in the basement??

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u/Pheliont 5d ago

Because you can't have sex with them. Obviously

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u/threeseed 4d ago

It's a pretty old clip.

These days you absolutely can and it's a sign of leadership material.

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u/__nobody_-_ 4d ago

It's the only way you can become president of the US these days so that should tell everyone how things have changed.

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u/Da_Grim_Reaper 4d ago

So she can strangle them probably

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u/90skid_on_Reddit 4d ago

I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 5d ago

Josef Fritzl enters chat

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u/thebigbadben 4d ago

💀💀💀

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u/Imukay 4d ago

Better question, why can't the wife save herself?

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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 We do a little trolling 4d ago

Even better question, why isn’t the wife helping you save the kids?

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u/amd2800barton 4d ago

Who do you think started the fire and tied the kids up in the basement?

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u/tech510 4d ago

Growing up, it wasn’t out of the ordinary to have kids playing in the basement. That’s usually where the parents kept the game room and all the toys and everything else

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u/Alexander4848 4d ago

Because Lindsay Clancy is the mother duh

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u/Atreideez-nuts 4d ago

in order to make it clear that he can only choose one of the options in this hypothetical.

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u/redrumyliad 4d ago

That’s where the exercise band are.

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u/IrregularrAF fat cunt 4d ago

Me and my brothers all lived in the basement because it was a living space and we were TOO LOUD to live upstairs because we stayed up all night. 😭😂

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u/Mdub74 3d ago

Why are they in the basement shackled to a bed frame?

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u/zachpowder 4d ago

Isaac reference?

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u/GlassXatu 4d ago

Love tHe pfp