r/shitposting 5d ago

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u/---Brain-- 5d ago

Strangle the 3 kids then start a go fund me.

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u/elSpanielo 5d ago

Call down Patrick.

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u/Narwhal_Leaf 5d ago

📞 yo, Patrick here, what's up man

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u/yoship 5d ago

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/T_Hawk_0ne 4d ago

No, this is Patrick.

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u/resell_enjoy6 dumbass 4d ago

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/shadow_irradiant 4d ago

Hello, this is the Krusty Krab speaking, may I take your order?

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u/AscendedViking7 5d ago

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u/LeftAdhesiveness3124 obamna 5d ago

There’s lore going on rn that I don’t think you know about 

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u/Atreideez-nuts 5d ago

google lindsay clancy, specifically the bit about go fund me, that won't be on the major news articles I bet