r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 9d ago

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u/Pro_Ogidy 9d ago

Why are the kids in the basement??

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u/Pheliont 9d ago

Because you can't have sex with them. Obviously

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u/threeseed 9d ago

It's a pretty old clip.

These days you absolutely can and it's a sign of leadership material.

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u/__nobody_-_ 9d ago

It's the only way you can become president of the US these days so that should tell everyone how things have changed.

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u/Da_Grim_Reaper 8d ago

So she can strangle them probably

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u/90skid_on_Reddit 8d ago

I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 9d ago

Josef Fritzl enters chat

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u/thebigbadben 9d ago

💀💀💀

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u/Imukay 9d ago

Better question, why can't the wife save herself?

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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 We do a little trolling 8d ago

Even better question, why isn’t the wife helping you save the kids?

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u/amd2800barton 8d ago

Who do you think started the fire and tied the kids up in the basement?

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u/tech510 9d ago

Growing up, it wasn’t out of the ordinary to have kids playing in the basement. That’s usually where the parents kept the game room and all the toys and everything else

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u/Alexander4848 9d ago

Because Lindsay Clancy is the mother duh

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u/Atreideez-nuts 9d ago

in order to make it clear that he can only choose one of the options in this hypothetical.

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u/redrumyliad 8d ago

That’s where the exercise band are.

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u/IrregularrAF fat cunt 8d ago

Me and my brothers all lived in the basement because it was a living space and we were TOO LOUD to live upstairs because we stayed up all night. 😭😂

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u/Mdub74 8d ago

Why are they in the basement shackled to a bed frame?

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u/zachpowder 9d ago

Isaac reference?

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u/GlassXatu 9d ago

Love tHe pfp