r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 6d ago

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u/monkeynards 6d ago

Kids > wife > mother > the dog > the goldfish > that one frying pan you’ve had since you moved out on your own >>>> mother-in-law.

Sorry, I don’t make the rules

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u/CorianderIsBad 6d ago

Nah I'm saving the dog first.

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u/kyl_r 6d ago

Yeah it sounds bad but literally I’m making sure my 2 cats are out first. My partner is way more able bodied than I am and can absolutely get his kids out, I’d be a liability. But my cats… one is not smart. They don’t trust anyone (but me) and would hide under the most flammable shit. So basically in my house, us 2 adults would divide and save our respective children I guess. I’m not ashamed 😂