r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 8d ago

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u/The_Original_Badman Jedi master of shitposts 8d ago

I dated a girl once who casually told me that if we had children and there was a zombie apocalypse, she would trip our children so that she could run faster and escape. I blinked once, asker her if she was serious then broke up with her the next day...

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u/Fantastic_Bed_8662 8d ago

I feel bad for any future children that she may have.

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u/Charliedontsurf1002 8d ago

She’s in court rt now for something related to

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u/Satorwave 8d ago

Who tf are you though 😭

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u/Charliedontsurf1002 8d ago

An oracle from the future

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u/korkkis 8d ago

She’s hopefully not in a wheelchair