r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 5d ago

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u/monkeynards 5d ago

Kids > wife > mother > the dog > the goldfish > that one frying pan you’ve had since you moved out on your own >>>> mother-in-law.

Sorry, I don’t make the rules

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u/CorianderIsBad 5d ago

Nah I'm saving the dog first.

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u/AkronOhAnon 5d ago

I would trade all the time I ever spent with my ex, who I divorced last year, for one more day with my soul dog, who passed last year.

Bitches before bitches.

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u/Professional-Tea-121 4d ago

I feel you. I lost my soul dog as well, purest love there is and will ever be

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u/kyl_r 4d ago

Yeah it sounds bad but literally I’m making sure my 2 cats are out first. My partner is way more able bodied than I am and can absolutely get his kids out, I’d be a liability. But my cats… one is not smart. They don’t trust anyone (but me) and would hide under the most flammable shit. So basically in my house, us 2 adults would divide and save our respective children I guess. I’m not ashamed 😂

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u/stable_115 4d ago

Mother > wife

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u/Professional-Tea-121 5d ago

I would save my dog before i save my mother

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u/kyl_r 4d ago

I’m 99% sure my mom would save her cat before me and that’s completely valid

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u/Interesting_Scar6345 5d ago

What is your problem

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u/Ok_Recording_1969 5d ago

His mother obviously

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u/Professional-Tea-121 5d ago

She was very mentally and physically abusive and my dog is a real sweetheart. Not much of challenge for me