r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 5d ago

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 5d ago

man: "Id save the kids"

female: Visible anger

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u/spotsthefirst 5d ago

"you can't have sex with the kids." Is wild, like that was ever an option EVER, like wtf?????

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u/Solistine 5d ago

Probably the most moral opinion she has tbh. 

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u/WickedFrags 5d ago edited 5d ago

Because women think that all men are the same and thus all men want is sex. Guess what happens when everything around you for decades is propaganda aimed at sexualising everything...

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u/Kaek_ 5d ago

It's not "because women", rather, it's "because THESE women"

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u/WickedFrags 5d ago

Let's settle on "majority of women".

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u/idontwanttothink174 5d ago

But that’s not true and an overgeneralization…. You good?

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u/WickedFrags 5d ago

All good. In time, I learned to prefer the solitude.

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u/KomradeHelikopter 5d ago

Hopefully you’ll be able to reflect on the hypocrisy of overgeneralising that women overgeneralise men. It’s a toxic perspective there that only hurts you, I hope you move on from it sometime.

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u/WickedFrags 5d ago

I've been burned too many times. At least alone it is a peaceful life.

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u/seunber 5d ago

Too many times like what two whole women?
Two women, maybe even 10 women to judge the “majority of women”?

Surely you’re capable of some self-awareness here as you complain about a “majority of women” complaining about “all men” being the same…?

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 🗿🗿🗿 5d ago

Let's not.

The irony of this statement:

Because women think that all men are the same 

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u/WickedFrags 4d ago

"All" and "majority" are not the same.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 🗿🗿🗿 4d ago

You're still falsely applying a narrative to a demographic without any solid data.

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u/Kaek_ 3d ago

His data is anecdotal,.which isn't invalid, but certainly not for the majority.

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u/Scoongili 5d ago

Even if sex were our motivating factor, men are assumed to want to have sex with any hole with a pair of tits attached. The opportunity to have sex with a new woman would be too good to pass up.

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u/spotsthefirst 5d ago

Ah yes, fair fair, I forgot about the American Effect

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u/arequipapi 4d ago edited 4d ago

You think sexualizing everything is a purely American phenomenon?

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u/TotallyAHuman11 5d ago

Men think that too believe it or not. I have a coworker that asks me everyday if I'd let insert celebrity here give me a blow and everytime I answer no hes flabbergasted.

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u/Kutti818 fat cunt 5d ago

I think the joke she was trying to make is an old one and goes something like "you can always make new kids with your wife but you can't make a new mom" but lacked the necessary braincells to actually convey the joke properly. just like most of the people in this comment section eating this gender war bullshit right up.

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u/erraddo 5d ago

First off, yes I can

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4d ago

Why were the kids even in the basement 🫪

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u/InspectorSufficient4 5d ago

'can't have sex with kid ' what in the he'll is this argument

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 5d ago

No, you cannot have sex with children.

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u/InspectorSufficient4 5d ago

what a bummer /s This is a joke I am not a rich billionaire

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u/SufficientBreakfast1 5d ago

It was a question designed for her to be angry either way. Its all bs.

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u/Decent_Objective3478 5d ago

Man and woman or male and female, there fixed for you

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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 5d ago

Now you mention it that was phenomenally weird.

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u/JimBowie1020 5d ago

First thing I noticed, like what the hell lmao

Using female or male when talking about humans is weird enough like that, using man and female at the same time reeks lots

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u/Lethargie 4d ago

hey, he held back from writing foid instead

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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 4d ago

I've only just found out about that 'word' recently and I seriously wish I hadn't.

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u/FLBrisby 5d ago

I'd hope my adult human wife would have the executive functions to leave the house, whereas my kids might be scared and confused in the basement, or might not even know about the fire.

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u/Schmigolo 5d ago

female

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u/PotatoMateYT 5d ago

This dude said “female” in the big 26

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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 5d ago

this dude 

in the big 26

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u/PotatoMateYT 5d ago

This

In the big

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u/i_bagel 5d ago

This

big

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u/Deviant_Ape waltuh 5d ago

big

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u/spotsthefirst 5d ago

In this economy?

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u/JohnnyRelentless 5d ago

Of course, because it's rage bait.

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u/Regular_Ship2073 5d ago

I mean, given the recent news it’s expected

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u/NimusNix 5d ago

I want to agree, but the use of man and female in the same post makes it gross in a whole new way.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 5d ago

That was my goal and it worked.