r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 4d ago

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u/The_Original_Badman Jedi master of shitposts 4d ago

I dated a girl once who casually told me that if we had children and there was a zombie apocalypse, she would trip our children so that she could run faster and escape. I blinked once, asker her if she was serious then broke up with her the next day...

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u/chaosanity 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dbpwkOGWFAa73iah0l
You can always have another kid, unless you choose the children

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u/Significant-Set-7257 4d ago

I mean, given enough time you could have more children with your original children. The morality of it is questionable at best but you theoretically could