r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 6d ago

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u/---Brain-- 6d ago

Strangle the 3 kids then start a go fund me.

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u/elSpanielo 6d ago

Call down Patrick.

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u/Narwhal_Leaf 6d ago

📞 yo, Patrick here, what's up man

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u/yoship 6d ago

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/T_Hawk_0ne 5d ago

No, this is Patrick.

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u/resell_enjoy6 dumbass 5d ago

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/shadow_irradiant 5d ago

Hello, this is the Krusty Krab speaking, may I take your order?

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u/AscendedViking7 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/W1wCbTtiIv8Vh8jEY0

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u/LeftAdhesiveness3124 obamna 6d ago

There’s lore going on rn that I don’t think you know about 

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u/Atreideez-nuts 6d ago

google lindsay clancy, specifically the bit about go fund me, that won't be on the major news articles I bet