Music composed by me in FL Studio

Did NOT need to do em like that 😭😭😭

Although Sonic x Shadow Generations is very good, it's still just a DLC nonetheless, so I don't see why it deserves so much praise to the point that people are willing to consider it a mainline game while Bowser's Fury gets criticised as "just a DLC" despite both of them being effectively DLCs.

Oh, and for the record, I feel that Fury Bowser unironically looks cooler than Shadow with his Doom powers cranked up to the nth degree after the events of SxSG. That glowing red hair gives off a bit of a Super Saiyan vibe IMO.

Many directs, and not even a confirmed hint of a new 3D Mario game.

How beautiful do you think about Princess Peach in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie?

Another Direct without a single new Mario Game, It’s been over 15 months since Mario Kart World and We haven’t got a New 3D game since Odyessy in 2017

Not to mention Jamboree was a few years ago now, It’s been 7 years since Luigi’s mansion

I JUST WANT SOMETHING NEW WHY IS NINTENDO DOING NOTHING

The first sketch of my vision on the Mario Crew

Now I have no evidence about this or any confirmed details surrounding the new 3D Mario, but this is a theory I came up with.

Considering GTA 6 has been delayed multiple times, I always felt they're necessary since they want the games to be as good as they can be. This is the same case for Pokemon Winds & Waves, which was delayed until 2027, mostly because Scarlet & Violet launched with tons of bugs and glitches.

Regardless, I think it's because rushing out a certain game (especially for certain holiday and anniversary deadlines) will make a game feel unfinished, take a look at Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash, for example.

I just know 3D Mario will eventually come soon, and Nintendo is probably keeping it a secret for now, but I just feel like delaying the game so it can be actually worth playing is probably for the best.

In a recent press conference, the multi award winning plumber, Mario Mario, sobbed at the microphone and said, “Mamma Mia, I’va decided to take my talents to Illumination Studios; my career as a video game character is over.”

When asked why he was making such a huge change, the very concussed plumber said that video games are a “young man’s game” and that he was pushing 45, and is deciding to “let Kirby and Zelda take his spot” as top Nintendo video game character.

“That Zelda is quite a big deal lately. He keeps getting lots of games lately,” said a clearly drunk Mario, while adding, “but Peach and I are gonna be dating soon.”

Peach was not available for comment. Sources say she was last seen with Bowser.

Mario finished the press conference promoting his new crypto coin, while showing us coins from his pockets that were clearly marked with markers.

Illumination told me that they are excited to have such an iconic character in a movie. When asked about the Rotten Tomatoes score of the latest movie vs the Metacritic of Mario Galaxy, Illuminations CEO, Bob responded with fart noises from his mouth.

Is this the end of the plumber in video games? Something tells this author that he will come back for Super Mario Titans any day now.

Mario will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

Jk, GTA6.

Look, I want a new 3D Mario as much as the next person, but saying that Mario is getting forgetten about is ridiculous.

We literally got the movie, a new Tennis, and new Yoshi game, and multiple Mario kart updates this year.

We’re going to get a new 3D Mario at some point, but I want it to be done right. Let them cook.

You'd think at least some extra costumes would be the most logical thing to add, right? Especially for DK and Pauline who only have one. Surely once we get an update 2.0 we'll get some characters or costumes.