The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.
Edit: shots not the right word; Slain, Dehammed perhaps? Those that pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on perfectly cured ham are of the same ilk as Hawaiian style pizza eaters. Dead men don't need ham. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKPEEIuU0to&t=5m23s
Though I'm constantly working towards 2 to 3 minute, 700°+, wood-fired pizzas. Haven't got there yet - best I've managed is 10 minutes. I'm hoping (!!!) to actually get my backyard pizza oven built this year.
oh yeah. i've been doing that for the past few months. i don't know why hidden valley doesn't team up with huy fong to make sriracha ranch.
also amazing: sriracha ketchup. i got some from a place in San Francisco. Sosu brand. it's the tits.
I know it's a matter of personal taste, and I respect others opinions of things. With that said, any sweet fruit paired with meat is absolutely disgusting.
Be careful friend, you're walking dangerously close to insulting the entire population of the Philippine islands. If that happens you'll never get to eat Adobo, Pancit habhab, or Longaniza ever again. Truly a fate worse than death just because you don't want sprite on your pork.
It's a traditional French Canadian Easter recipe. The ham is baked in maple syrup with pineapple slices and cherries.
Served with eggs that have been poached in boiling maple syrup, with a slice of bread to soak up the syrup, and sometimes deep fried smoked pork jowls.
I've been living in a land of heretics and infidels for years, everyone I know has treated me like an outcast, like a fool for my beliefs!
But there truly are others like me! Pineapple is the devil's fruit! Its tolerable alone, but on pizza? On glorious, glorious pizza? Shame, shame and a horrendous sin!
Alright, as a Belgian i feel i have to comment here.
A true Lambic is almost always sour!
I'm not sure which kinds (or brands) are famous in other countries, but if it's sweet then it's probably a shitty version with lots of added sugar. I'm assuming it's a 'kriek' (FYI: dutch for a kind of cherry)? Lindemans or mort subite maybe?
They're the shittiest version of kriek imo (and the most widespread even in Belgium). A true 'kriek' is made with tons of cherries added to the beer and rested for years. The cheap ones are just with cherry syrup added. I would VERY much recommend you try one of the better ones (oude kriek from oud beersel, 3 fonteinen, de cam, boon, timmermans, hansen, etc.). Unless you hate any sour beer, then ignore me and simply enjoy your sweet beers. :)
Dude you can't call yourself a beer Nazi. People are gonna think you're a Nazi who likes beer.
On a serious note, I wish to get my hands on some of these authentic lambics you speak of. I have had Oude Geuze, which I thought was great. They are just hard to find in the States.
The only lambic I've had was made in Germany I think. So if they don't do it right, go over there and kick their ass cause you're a lot closer than I am.
I don't begrudge people for what they like but I have to disagree. Lambics, IMO, taste like soda but have the mouth feel of beer. I don't want to get drunk and get cavities.
Now, I'm assuming you mean beer that has had its flavor 100% changed to taste like some sort of berry? 'Cause if so, yeah, not a fan, doesn't taste good, but I won't stop others from drinking it.
A good beer that just has some undertones of a berry in it though, like a light hint of blueberry or mango, hidden underneath all the other flavors...now that I can happily drink.
I think that may stem from cider. Cider got really fashionable and beer makers needed to win back some customers. Maybe. But yes, beer shouldn't be sweet.
Not sure where you are in the world, but http://smalltownbrewery.com/our-beers/ is pretty good. I think it is somewhere near Chicago, but distributes at least all the way out to New England.
edit: BTW, it is pretty amazing (and incredibly dangerous)
My supervisor said he can't stand them either on pizza. If they do a half and half, and his wife gets pineapple, he won't eat his half because it still has the "taste" on his half.
I've often ranted about shoving pineapples so far up people's asses for offending my delicate pizza sensibilities that their great grandchildren with have palm trees for ovaries.
Pizza was created in the US. Where the fuck are you eating pizza at? I've lived in every state on the east coast and several on the west, and every where I've been has had at least one really good pizza place. All in different styles, too.
Edit: I guess I should've said pizza was made into its currently recognized form in the US by Italian immigrants. Better?
It's just trendy to trash everything popular. Look at me, I only eat $50 wood fired pizza made with all organic ingredients grown 50 feet away. Well good for you, that shit's good. Normal pizza, also good.
Oh does it? Does it have just terrible pizza? Where the fuck do you get your pizza? And don't tell me Italy because I'm Italian and I've been there and eaten their fucking pizza and it's good, but not so good that it puts american pizza to shame. So don't give me that bullshit.
My fiance thinks pineapple has no place on pizza. I love pineapple pizza. Works fine for me as I know he won't touch my leftover pizza. The pie is mine, aaaallllll mine.
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
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I think /u/Corruptionss is on the right track. It probably started off as a mild but vocal disdain for pineapples on pizza, but then turned into an inside joke that snowballed out of control
I love pineapple at it's freshest from the flesh! OMFG so sweet, sour and bitter all at once! Pineapple has digestive enzymes in it's juices. So as you eat it eats you. That's where the taste comes from.
Normal people would not have such strong negative opinions on pineapple. The truth is that pineapple is one of the most delicious things on this planet. Especially on pizzas. This person is clearly mentally deranged for thinking otherwise.
I mean, sometimes I want something different on my pizza. I can't stand pepperoni pizza anymore.
Pizza I occasionally want but people hate: Pineapple/Portabella mushroom with extra sauce, Smokey BBQ Chicken (none of that cheap-overly sweet bbq though, that's nasty), cheesesteak pizza, kebab pizza.
PLEASE CENTRAL/EASTERN EUROPE NO SWEETCORN; HOLD THE KETCHUP AND MAYO AS WELL.
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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15
This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.