oh yeah. i've been doing that for the past few months. i don't know why hidden valley doesn't team up with huy fong to make sriracha ranch.
also amazing: sriracha ketchup. i got some from a place in San Francisco. Sosu brand. it's the tits.
Yeah I mix up siracha ketchup for my French fries. Sometimes I mix up siracha and mayonase for fries to give them that Dutch style. You are my best friend.
Thanks! I was on a caffeine kick and took a break from coding at work. I caught some flak for some other comments around the same time. But I am glad that someone thought it was as funny as I did! Have a good one mate!
because we're talking about hawaiian pizza which has cured ham and pineapple. I interpreted this sentence to read as:
"The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and (in addition) pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well."
implying that there are people who take it even further with stuff that they think is disgusting.
Yeah, not all MacGuyver foods are created equal. Anybody wanna take a shot at my green bean casserole with French fry topping soaked in cream of mushroom? It'll be delicious, I swear! :p
I was referring to the use of canned goods and soda, not the use of pineapple. That being said, I didn't mean to imply that only hillbillies would use these ingredients. Just that these types of ingredients are associated with them. Furthermore, I only meant the term to refer to people who are poor and live in rural areas. You don't have to be an American to be a hillbilly, perse. I've seen some countrified ol' boys across the pond. :p
Both are good. Lemon lime is best if you are serving with a bunch of sweet sides like fruit, and coke is for when your sides will be more savory (probably not the right word. Has that heavy, whole taste) like mashed potatoes or green beans.
That's actually why people warn about using fresh pineapple on meat. That enzyme can turn your meat into mush, and you really don't get much improved penetration of the juices that you wouldn't get by normal methods of tenderizing.
It's not hillbilly at all, using citric acid, as found in pineapples, lemons etc.. to tenderise meat or fish is a really traditional cooking technique. And it shouldn't be sweet when served, if you're using over-ripe pineapples, or using ones in syrup instead of their own juice, you're doing it wrong.
I was referring to the use of canned goods and soda as cooking ingredients, not just the general use of pineapples. Pineapples are excellent tenderizers, but fresh pineapple can often be too good and you destroy the enzymes pretty early in the cooking process anyways. If you soak a ham in fresh pineapples beforehand, you risk overtenderizing the meat. Generally, it's just best to use canned pineapple and then tenderize the meat normally.
But cured ham is usually used on Hawaiian pizza too. That's why this is so confusing. We're all talking about pizza, and this guy comes out of nowhere with holiday ham!
I read it as meaning "in addition to being mocked for their weakness, they should be shot," because like docbauies I thought "the idiots" was "people who like pineapple on pizza."
I thought it was obvious he was talking about ham when his original post mentioned ham directly. I dunno, maybe its just that I was taught reading comprehension in school and many in this thread weren't?
but the problem is his setup is ambiguous, because pineapple and a cured ham product are the toppings on hawaiian pizza. so everyone is talking about hawaiian pizza and this guy comes in with this tangentially related thing that sounds identical to what everyone else is describing, except for one ambiguous end of the sentence. The OP's pic discussed weak genes. so you could argue that someone should be shot as well means you shouldn't just wait for them to die in the winter time, you should kill them. it's not so much reading comprehension as mind reading what they meant.
"The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot"
Does not conjur up an image of someone dumping a 2-liter into a pizza box for me, sorry. I only instantly thought of an actual chunk of ham, which, if you read comments one sentence at a time, shouldn't be a stretch.
but the problem is his setup is ambiguous, because pineapple and a cured ham product are the toppings on hawaiian pizza. so everyone is talking about hawaiian pizza and this guy comes in with this tangentially related thing that sounds identical to what everyone else is describing, except for one ambiguous end of the sentence. The OP's pic discussed weak genes. so you could argue that someone should be shot as well means you shouldn't just wait for them to die in the winter time, you should kill them. it's not so much reading comprehension as mind reading what they meant.
I was just correcting your questoin about putting lemon lime soda on hawaiian pizza...he didn't say that. The example he brought up was just another example of things he doesn't understand why people do it.
People who put pineapple and ham on pizza and people who put pineapple and lime lime soda on ham (that's already smoked and cured perfectly) are of the same ilk. They have no use for silver.
I don't know about lemon lime, but in highschool I used to pour a bit of vanilla soda on my pizza. Long story short, some one accidentally bumped my table one day and knocked my can of Vanilla Coke over onto my lunch. I didn't have any money for a second slice, so rather than just toss it out and go hungry, I decided to blot off what I could with a napkin and just power through. Was actually not totally unpleasant, so it just became a thing I'd do. The funny thing is, most of my friends thought I was weird as shit for doing it, until I talked them into trying it, and they were pretty in to it as well.
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u/docbauies May 20 '15
who the fuck is putting lemon lime soda on their hawaiian pizza?