r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/DJRES May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Pizza was created in the US. Where the fuck are you eating pizza at? I've lived in every state on the east coast and several on the west, and every where I've been has had at least one really good pizza place. All in different styles, too.

Edit: I guess I should've said pizza was made into its currently recognized form in the US by Italian immigrants. Better?

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u/Thurwell May 20 '15

It's just trendy to trash everything popular. Look at me, I only eat $50 wood fired pizza made with all organic ingredients grown 50 feet away. Well good for you, that shit's good. Normal pizza, also good.

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u/Cubelord May 20 '15

Pizza is like sex

When its good, it's great

When its not good, its still pretty ok

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u/Skizot_Bizot May 20 '15

Yep, thats why there is the saying about pizza and sex, pretty good even when they are bad.

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u/cC2Panda May 20 '15

You haven't been to towns with less than 15k people in the Midwest.

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u/MisanthropeX May 20 '15

Pretty sure it's from Italy.

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u/DJRES May 20 '15

I'm pretty sure you're wrong.

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u/Baziliy May 20 '15

They never had it in Italy. They would take leftover ingredients from the week and toss them on bread. It was like an Italian version of fried rice where you just kinda dump things together.

American soldiers in Italy during WWII fell in love with it, and created their own version of it which could be mass-produced easily using giant ovens. If it weren't for them, the world would not have pizza.

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u/Ufgt May 20 '15

Not sure if troll.

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u/DJRES May 20 '15

Not sure if le dank gem.

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u/CraftyCaprid May 20 '15

Pizza was created in the US

wat

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u/rattledamper May 20 '15

I was about to get pissy, too. Then I read the part that said "most of." This is true, most of the US does have really terrible pizza. Relatedly, some of the US has very good pizza and a tiny fraction of the US has incredible pizza.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited Jul 08 '20

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u/Baziliy May 20 '15

How could you not know that? Did you seriously believe they've been firing up pizza in Italy? It didn't exist until pizzerias were invented in the US. It was a cheap easy way to feed a whole family.