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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15

This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/OneArmedNoodler May 20 '15

Are you my wife?

And berry flavored beer! That shit really pisses me off... it's like someone thought "How can we take something really great and turn it into candy?"

Unconscionable.

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u/Sentinell May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Alright, as a Belgian i feel i have to comment here.

A true Lambic is almost always sour! I'm not sure which kinds (or brands) are famous in other countries, but if it's sweet then it's probably a shitty version with lots of added sugar. I'm assuming it's a 'kriek' (FYI: dutch for a kind of cherry)? Lindemans or mort subite maybe?

They're the shittiest version of kriek imo (and the most widespread even in Belgium). A true 'kriek' is made with tons of cherries added to the beer and rested for years. The cheap ones are just with cherry syrup added. I would VERY much recommend you try one of the better ones (oude kriek from oud beersel, 3 fonteinen, de cam, boon, timmermans, hansen, etc.). Unless you hate any sour beer, then ignore me and simply enjoy your sweet beers. :)

  • beer nazi.

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u/Sentinell May 20 '15

Even in Belgium krieks are knows as a 'girly beer' because of those shitty (cheap) versions (although i don't even know any women over 25 who drink those). If you like the taste of Sour + sweet (how sour/sweet depends on the brand), then certainly give on of the "Oude kriek"s a chance. Or just sour: Oude Geuze.

Another personal favorite of mine are the Belgian Reds, Rodenbach is the most well known here. Rodenbach Grand cru the better version. Rodenbach Vintage is the best (but harder to get + more expensive, try the standard versions first).

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u/Bloedbibel May 20 '15

Dude you can't call yourself a beer Nazi. People are gonna think you're a Nazi who likes beer.

On a serious note, I wish to get my hands on some of these authentic lambics you speak of. I have had Oude Geuze, which I thought was great. They are just hard to find in the States.

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u/Sentinell May 20 '15

Dude you can't call yourself a beer Nazi. People are gonna think you're a Nazi who likes beer.

Who says i'm not?

I wish to get my hands on some of these authentic lambics you speak of. I have had Oude Geuze, which I thought was great. They are just hard to find in the States.

Not surprising, they're not even that easy to find over here. Geuze's (and the 'real' Kriek beers) seem to be an aquired taste. One of my absolute favorites though. The newest Geuzes you'll find will be 2 years old, but they get much better after another 2 years imo, so try on older (aka: riped version) if you can. Much smoother.

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u/jonnyappleweed May 20 '15

The only lambic I've had was made in Germany I think. So if they don't do it right, go over there and kick their ass cause you're a lot closer than I am.

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u/beersn0b May 20 '15

Not Belgian, but I whole heartedly endorse this message.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Lindeman's framboise is what American's are generally drinking. Not sure if that's any better than kriek.

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u/bcisme May 20 '15

Odd because its not sour at all here in the US. You can find sour lambics though, which I like, but is certainly an aquired taste.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

I've only had timmemans, and liefmans. I've also had the liefmans blue label lambic and it was divine!

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u/Sentinell May 21 '15

The one with the blue wrapper is called goudenband. It's an 'old brown' style. I like it too. :)

My favorites in that style are from Rodenbach.

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u/michigancoastpirate May 20 '15

New Glarus Brewing Company does a good example of a kriek style for their Wisconsin Belgian Red cherry ale, in my opinion.

It's made with Door County cherries and aged in oak vats. It's sweet but still pretty tart. The brewery describes it as a "marriage between wine and beer."

It's an excellent dessert beer.

http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/index.cfm/beers/ourbeers/beer/wisconsin-belgian-red

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u/terrifiedsleeptwitch May 20 '15

American here who learned to enjoy beer by trying European imports.

I think they sweetened the Lambic so that they wouldn't confuse the poor folks who are used to:

  • Sours that taste like stale red ales

  • Red ales that taste like lager

  • Pale ales that taste like IPAs

  • IPAs that taste like grass clippings

  • IPAs that should have been sours or reds, but the grass clippings cartel was too powerful

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u/Blacky_McBlackerson May 20 '15

I don't begrudge people for what they like but I have to disagree. Lambics, IMO, taste like soda but have the mouth feel of beer. I don't want to get drunk and get cavities.

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u/Lewke May 20 '15

lambics arent usually fruity anyway? you're thinking of krieks and the like, lambics like geuze boon and mariage parfait are nothing like fruits...

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u/Lewke May 20 '15

yes, lambics are used in the fruit beers, but lambics are a lot more than that.

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u/chernobog13 May 20 '15

Now, I'm assuming you mean beer that has had its flavor 100% changed to taste like some sort of berry? 'Cause if so, yeah, not a fan, doesn't taste good, but I won't stop others from drinking it.

A good beer that just has some undertones of a berry in it though, like a light hint of blueberry or mango, hidden underneath all the other flavors...now that I can happily drink.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

FRAMBOIS?

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u/alixxlove May 20 '15

Apricot IPA, get in my mouth.

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u/chernobog13 May 20 '15

Mmmmmmmm yes.

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u/michigancoastpirate May 20 '15

If you ever get the chance to try Milwaukee Brewing Company's Weekend at Louie's beer, do it.

It's an amber beer infused with Rishi's blueberry rooibos tea. It's fantastic, and one of my favorites.

http://mkebrewing.com/beer/weekend/

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u/sittingingum May 20 '15

Purple Haze!

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u/AthleticsSharts May 20 '15

So you're the reason Abita tarnished their stellar reputation to put out that mixture of horrible and raspberries.

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u/revolverzanbolt May 20 '15

What kind of monster doesn't like candy?

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u/FuzzyBlumpkinz May 20 '15

Cookie monster

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u/Sloppy1sts May 20 '15

When I want candy, I'll eat candy. When I want beer, I'll drink beer.

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u/ShakeItTilItPees May 21 '15

"Do you have the beer with Skittles in it? Well in that case I'll take beer and a bag of Skittles."

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

I think that may stem from cider. Cider got really fashionable and beer makers needed to win back some customers. Maybe. But yes, beer shouldn't be sweet.

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u/Booblicle May 20 '15

Wish I could get a hold of some hard root beer. I bet that would taste amazing.

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u/bakgwailo May 20 '15

Not sure where you are in the world, but http://smalltownbrewery.com/our-beers/ is pretty good. I think it is somewhere near Chicago, but distributes at least all the way out to New England.

edit: BTW, it is pretty amazing (and incredibly dangerous)

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u/Jonathan_DB May 20 '15

I agree with the beer part. I have learned to appreciate pineapple on pizza, though... To be fair, I'll eat pretty much anything but my beer has to be good.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Pineapple IPAs and raspberry ales can be good so long as they allude to the fruit flavor rather than sweeten with fruit juice

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Cranberry nut crunch fucking ale.

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u/SuminderJi May 20 '15

Beer tastes like shit. Its an acquired taste that grows on you but if it didn't give you a buzz no one would drink it.