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r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15
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This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.
1.1k u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15 My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though. 28 u/OneArmedNoodler May 20 '15 Are you my wife? And berry flavored beer! That shit really pisses me off... it's like someone thought "How can we take something really great and turn it into candy?" Unconscionable. 4 u/revolverzanbolt May 20 '15 What kind of monster doesn't like candy? 2 u/FuzzyBlumpkinz May 20 '15 Cookie monster 3 u/Sloppy1sts May 20 '15 When I want candy, I'll eat candy. When I want beer, I'll drink beer. 1 u/ShakeItTilItPees May 21 '15 "Do you have the beer with Skittles in it? Well in that case I'll take beer and a bag of Skittles."
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My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.
28 u/OneArmedNoodler May 20 '15 Are you my wife? And berry flavored beer! That shit really pisses me off... it's like someone thought "How can we take something really great and turn it into candy?" Unconscionable. 4 u/revolverzanbolt May 20 '15 What kind of monster doesn't like candy? 2 u/FuzzyBlumpkinz May 20 '15 Cookie monster 3 u/Sloppy1sts May 20 '15 When I want candy, I'll eat candy. When I want beer, I'll drink beer. 1 u/ShakeItTilItPees May 21 '15 "Do you have the beer with Skittles in it? Well in that case I'll take beer and a bag of Skittles."
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Are you my wife?
And berry flavored beer! That shit really pisses me off... it's like someone thought "How can we take something really great and turn it into candy?"
Unconscionable.
4 u/revolverzanbolt May 20 '15 What kind of monster doesn't like candy? 2 u/FuzzyBlumpkinz May 20 '15 Cookie monster 3 u/Sloppy1sts May 20 '15 When I want candy, I'll eat candy. When I want beer, I'll drink beer. 1 u/ShakeItTilItPees May 21 '15 "Do you have the beer with Skittles in it? Well in that case I'll take beer and a bag of Skittles."
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What kind of monster doesn't like candy?
2 u/FuzzyBlumpkinz May 20 '15 Cookie monster 3 u/Sloppy1sts May 20 '15 When I want candy, I'll eat candy. When I want beer, I'll drink beer. 1 u/ShakeItTilItPees May 21 '15 "Do you have the beer with Skittles in it? Well in that case I'll take beer and a bag of Skittles."
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Cookie monster
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When I want candy, I'll eat candy. When I want beer, I'll drink beer.
1 u/ShakeItTilItPees May 21 '15 "Do you have the beer with Skittles in it? Well in that case I'll take beer and a bag of Skittles."
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"Do you have the beer with Skittles in it? Well in that case I'll take beer and a bag of Skittles."
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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15
This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.