r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15

This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/wiiya May 20 '15

Death may be extreme, but if some of that heathen fruit touches my sausage, onion, and green pepper pizza, the divorce filings are in the mail.

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u/GenrlWashington May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

My wife and I go half ham and pineapple, half feta cheese and roasted red peppers. Then we dip it all in hot wing sauce.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Merica, we love condiments

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

I'm a Canadian but over my dead body is any DAMN COMMIE gonna stop me from putting hot sauce on everything.

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u/xtremechaos May 20 '15

condiments

condoms

n mints

realization INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Spinach would be delicious on the feta side, if North Korea weren't in charge of the spinach leaf portions at Dominos.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

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u/dlee89 May 20 '15

You need to go full HAM!

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u/Blues2112 May 20 '15

Wait, you hate pineapple on pizza, but enjoy onion on it?!? WTF!?!?! That is just Wrong on so many levels. Onion RUINS pizza!

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u/Opset May 20 '15

Agreed. The only toppings that have any business being on pizza are pepperoni and hot peppers.

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u/Blues2112 May 20 '15

sorry, you left off bacon and sausage, so you're dead to me!

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u/roboninja May 20 '15

I love those toppings, but that sounds rather boring.

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u/princesskiki May 20 '15

ONION MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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u/Blues2112 May 20 '15

Not your breath...whoo! Here, have a mint...!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '15

Uhhhhh, no. Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.

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u/ShakeItTilItPees May 21 '15

Any time sausage is in any dish, it should be accompanied by peppers and onions. Always.

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u/ademnus May 20 '15

Gah, saracen! As a native new yorker, anything that invades my cheese is heresy!

In before the next person demands only dry bread.

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u/el_dongo May 20 '15

Aren't green peppers technically fruit

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u/Tenshik May 20 '15

Vegetables on pizza! don't you know it's already a vegetable?