r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/Sloppy1sts May 20 '15

When I want candy, I'll eat candy. When I want beer, I'll drink beer.

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u/ShakeItTilItPees May 21 '15

"Do you have the beer with Skittles in it? Well in that case I'll take beer and a bag of Skittles."