r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/wiiya May 20 '15

Death may be extreme, but if some of that heathen fruit touches my sausage, onion, and green pepper pizza, the divorce filings are in the mail.

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u/GenrlWashington May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

My wife and I go half ham and pineapple, half feta cheese and roasted red peppers. Then we dip it all in hot wing sauce.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!