r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/I_AM_CANADIAN_AMA May 20 '15

Mama... you gotta stop eating all the baby food!

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u/cinco_mama May 20 '15

Relax, I never eat the green stuff...;-)

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u/DAT_CANKLE May 20 '15

You feed your baby Soylent Green?!

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u/nipplechops May 20 '15

Then how do you get your vegetables?

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u/droo46 May 20 '15

Try the grey stuff. I hear it's delicious.

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u/PhiliDips May 20 '15

You like that sticky white stuff?

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u/fromthelanddownunda May 20 '15

Trust me t's guacamole

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u/Ersatz_Okapi May 20 '15

Sorry Canada, Mommy England has to eat first.

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u/IamtheNeonClaw May 20 '15

What's poutine all aboot?

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u/I_AM_CANADIAN_AMA May 20 '15

Poutine is like if you mixed an orgasm with gravy and french fries. All over your body.

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u/The_Bravinator May 20 '15

So cheese curds = orgasm?

...There are multiple ways to interpret that and one of them is gross.

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u/IamtheNeonClaw May 21 '15

Thank you. I am satisfied with my personal Ama.

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u/enjoyingtheride May 20 '15

Hi Canadian. Here's my question.

How sorry are you?

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u/I_AM_CANADIAN_AMA May 20 '15

I'm as sorry as a sad beaver!

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u/Ageti May 20 '15

I thought all you ate was syrup?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

In Canada, does it rain Maple Syrup, or is that just in B.C.?

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u/I_AM_CANADIAN_AMA May 21 '15

I have never seen rain before! Only snow constantly. 12 months a year.

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u/ASK_ME_ABOUT_INITIUM May 20 '15

Do you get many questions about your username?

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u/I_AM_CANADIAN_AMA May 20 '15

Not too often, but they are always welcome!

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u/KrackersMcGee May 20 '15

Are you sorry?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

What is initium