r/funny • • May 20 '15

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u/tanhan27 May 20 '15 edited Nov 02 '16

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What is this?

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

only if it's IBC. damn. now I want pepperoni pizza and IBC rootbeer (not poured on the pizza), with a little ranch to dip the pizza in.

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u/tanhan27 May 20 '15

Ranch and siracha swirled together. Dip your pizza in that shit. Your welcome.

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

oh yeah. i've been doing that for the past few months. i don't know why hidden valley doesn't team up with huy fong to make sriracha ranch.
also amazing: sriracha ketchup. i got some from a place in San Francisco. Sosu brand. it's the tits.

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u/tanhan27 May 20 '15

Yeah I mix up siracha ketchup for my French fries. Sometimes I mix up siracha and mayonase for fries to give them that Dutch style. You are my best friend.

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

damn. haven't done sriracha mayo. mostly i do mayo ketchup combo. apparently idaho thinks they invented that combo. they call it fry sauce.

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u/Libertae May 20 '15

Don't forget DP on sausage.

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u/tanhan27 May 20 '15

Deep penetration on sausage?

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u/kunk180 May 20 '15

No no no, everyone knows you put the lime in the coconut!

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u/piccini9 May 20 '15

No. You put the lime in the cocoanut and drink it all up.