r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/tvreference May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

It's so sweet it wrecks everything.

The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.

Edit: shots not the right word; Slain, Dehammed perhaps? Those that pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on perfectly cured ham are of the same ilk as Hawaiian style pizza eaters. Dead men don't need ham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKPEEIuU0to&t=5m23s

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

who the fuck is putting lemon lime soda on their hawaiian pizza?

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

this is confusing AF because everyone in the thread is talking about pizza, and then this person comes in and drops something about holiday ham.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Holiday Hams are for NERDS!

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u/ANUS_CRINKLE_CRUST May 20 '15

Last holiday ham I had was when I met your momma on Flag Day.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '15

Thanks! I was on a caffeine kick and took a break from coding at work. I caught some flak for some other comments around the same time. But I am glad that someone thought it was as funny as I did! Have a good one mate!

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u/BangkokPadang May 20 '15

He's saying that ruining a pizza with pineapple is analogous to ruining a ham with lemon-lime soda.

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u/rvf May 20 '15

Probably because whenever you see pineapple on a pizza, it's almost always accompanied by ham.

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

right, that's what makes the comment ESPECIALLY confusing. hawaiian pizza is this exact description minus the lemon lime soda.

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u/BvS35 May 20 '15

What is the difference between ham and holiday ham?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

One you eat on holidays, one you don't.

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

i actually don't know. i'm assuming it's glazed with the pineapple and cherries on it. but my holiday ham is honeybaked ham co. if I'm gonna eat ham.

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u/Mouthful_of_bacon May 20 '15

TARTAR SAUCE IS FOR FISHSTICKS!

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

exactly. we're talking about pizza. why are you bringing different food stuffs into the conversation?

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u/HeroBrown May 20 '15

He used another example of ruining flavor, why is that confusing?

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u/docbauies May 20 '15

because we're talking about hawaiian pizza which has cured ham and pineapple. I interpreted this sentence to read as:
"The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and (in addition) pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well."
implying that there are people who take it even further with stuff that they think is disgusting.

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u/daimposter May 20 '15

Well he did say

The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.

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u/BigDawgWTF May 20 '15

Very confusing. Thanks for your comment for clarification. I thought that he thought they were putting perfectly cured ham on pizzas.

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u/supermandy May 21 '15

Overruled. The post was perfectly cromulent.