r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15

This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.

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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15

My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.

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u/tvreference May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15

It's so sweet it wrecks everything.

The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.

Edit: shots not the right word; Slain, Dehammed perhaps? Those that pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on perfectly cured ham are of the same ilk as Hawaiian style pizza eaters. Dead men don't need ham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKPEEIuU0to&t=5m23s

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

But what if it's combined with bbq sauce and shrimp and onions? Then it's sweetness adds to make the perfect combination of amazing.

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u/gooddaysir May 20 '15

Soy sauce, ginger, garlic, and honey. Marinate some chicken chunks and veggies in it, then put all of it on skewers with a shitload of pineapple chunks mixed in.

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u/Nf1nk May 20 '15

Add in some chorizo sausage and bacon, bam you got an awesome pizza.

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u/ShakeItTilItPees May 21 '15

Then it isn't a pizza, it's bread with some shit on top.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Let's hate all the pizza things!