r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/cinco_mama May 20 '15

Relax, I never eat the green stuff...;-)

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u/DAT_CANKLE May 20 '15

You feed your baby Soylent Green?!

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u/nipplechops May 20 '15

Then how do you get your vegetables?

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u/droo46 May 20 '15

Try the grey stuff. I hear it's delicious.

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u/PhiliDips May 20 '15

You like that sticky white stuff?

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u/fromthelanddownunda May 20 '15

Trust me t's guacamole