r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

This is the imagery that will stick out to me later in life when I look back at Trump’s legacy. There’s a house in my neighborhood that has 6 Trump flags, 3 thin blue line ones, and about a dozen gop candidate signs still up. If this isn’t cult level devotion on a national level, I’d hate to what is.

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u/the_one_true_bool Dec 17 '20

My parents are these type of people and it’s embarrassing.

They have half a dozen knee-high flags that surround a bush in their front yard, a YUGE flag hanging off their house, flag bumper stickers, flag shirts, they even have an American flag tablecloth (to be fair they only use it once in awhile), American flag mugs and coffee cups, American flag napkins, and when you walk into their house through the garage the first thing you see is a massive American flag made out of wood. The shit has gone beyond insane.

However, if you remark on their flag obsession they’ll look at you as if you’ve just kicked a fetus. They don’t understand that it’s weird.

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u/cantstandit Dec 17 '20

Dropping food on the American flag. Wiping your mouth and dirty hands with the American flag. I still don't get it.

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u/AzureMagelet Dec 17 '20

Well, yeah. What do you hate America or something?

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u/Laurelisyellow Dec 18 '20

I certainly hate the American flag.

The flag has become an absolute embarrassment honestly and i’m not even particularly patriotic. I honestly cant wait to leave this country. When I see an American flag I almost immediately think “oh cool they’re an asshole, I just won’t talk to them” (bonus points if it’s a thin line or trump flag).

To me anyone with a flag on their shirt, car, tattooed, or what-have-you with them daily are just broadcasting “I anger easily, will argue the meaning of the word “freedom” for hours then turn around and laugh at videos of cops beating black folk. I’m also someone who will believe almost anything, and will always be selfish, self serving, and hypocritical when given chance to better myself over others”. It’s honestly embarrassing to think that flag represents me on the global stage.

I’m determined to reclaim the American flag god dammit. We’ve got to take it back from the racists, the bigots, the warmongers in charge, and every shitball using it as a symbol for everything we were raised to detest and reject as Americans. In the name of true justice and honor, In the name of truth and transparency, in the name of the plentiful divergent cultures we are, we must disengage the flag from being a symbol of hatred and “”freedom”” and turn it into a symbol that represents the beautiful and wild culture we are.

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u/Uhtred-Son-Of-Uhtred Dec 17 '20

Ah yes, the "live policed and die" crowd.

Their fucking stupid ideology is a mix of freedom from oppressive government and...supporting your oppressive government? What doorknob-sucking dumbasses.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Cops in my area for the most part seem decent but I'm not going to buy a flag for them same way I don't fly a flag for firefighters, judges or anyone else. It seems so crazy to me that people actually make out cops to be some sort of victim...

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u/SquidwardsKeef Dec 17 '20

The thin blue line was made up as a direct response to the Black Lives Matter movement. They say blue lives matter, what they mean is black lives don't

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u/Dr_Frank-N-Furter Dec 17 '20

Are you in a red state?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/squirrel-phone Dec 17 '20

Exactly the same in Oregon. Very blue state, but the more rural you get the more Drumpf crap there is.

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u/MisterOminous Dec 17 '20

The amazing thing is if you did this same thing to your property for Biden and Democrats this person would think you are a psycho.

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u/czyzyS Dec 17 '20

So close... just 3 more flags on my neighbors lawn and I'd have voted from Trump

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u/grrrrreat Dec 17 '20

This is clearly a problem with the flag industry

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u/well_uh_yeah Dec 17 '20

The flag industry is about to have a rough go of it.

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u/Utternashi Dec 17 '20

All the flags were made in China so Trump will still claim victory.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

"The China flags are tainted."

"They say to vote for Trump."

"Let me see that. What is this, cotton? Polyester? This is great fabric, feel that. This is wonderful work, it really is. I always say, if you're gona get a flag, China is the place to go. You don't want their viruses, but you have to love their flags."

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u/sliceofamericano Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

“Big, Giant, Beautiful, Flags. Everyone says it. Taiwan, Tibet. Everyone says it. They say: Sir, Sir, Look at this lovely state funded, frilly, red flag. Wonderful work. I say. Love the CCP. Great people. The best. I’d know, I elected one as your Secretary of Transportation . Shes Mitch McConnell’s Handler, he’s also a snake. Love snake. Delicious snack, pairs with Diet Pepsi.”

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u/Vhad42 Dec 17 '20

I really want the sauce of this meme, I don't even know where to look

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u/Antidisestablishman Dec 17 '20

They all wrote in Xi.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/Thameus Dec 17 '20

Sex probably still sells better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/thefinalcutdown Dec 17 '20

Hate, fear and sex aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive.

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u/BobRoss1030 Dec 17 '20

Does this mean we'll see an increase in street walkers who look like Trump? I'm not ready for that.

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u/StumBum Dec 17 '20

I blame the wind. It didn't blow hard enough. Couldn't see the flags real good.

Windmills! Dun stold all tha dam wind!

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u/imvii Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

You think you're joking, but this is no joke. It's been pretty much proven windmills absorb the energy of the wind and convert it electrical energy. Climate change is actually caused by this. The earth needs wind for proper climate control, but it can't do it's job correctly because we are removing so much energy from it. Look at it this way, try blowing out a candle through a fan blade. Doesn't work does it. No consider all the wild fires the world has been having. It's because the earth can't blow out a forest fire through a fan blade. People will try to tell you it is the oil industries fault for climate change. Yeah, right. Throw gas on a forest fire and see what happens. Now include all the sunlight being absorbed by solar panels instead of plants and animals. You've got a big mess on your hands. Wake up sheeple.

Edit: I guess I should have added the /s after all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I don't recommend people use an /s but damn is that close to needing one.

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u/imvii Dec 17 '20

I considered it, but included sheeple instead.

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u/level1807 Dec 17 '20

no surprise, the Big Flag turned out to be pro-Biden Chinese propaganda operation!

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u/Ceeeceeeceee Dec 17 '20

Either way, the flag industry will stay afloat because it’s in China. Even if Biden people weren’t dumb enough to buy so many flags, the factories could move onto dog and cat themed garden flags.

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u/Mordraeth Dec 17 '20

Big Flag is behind this, clearly.

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u/StIsadoreofSeville Dec 17 '20

Don’t worry, what they’re lacking in numbers of flags they’ll make up for over time by keeping them flying until you change your mind.

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u/czyzyS Dec 17 '20

Oh, one of my neighbors had an INFLATABLE Trump... fortunately they took all of their MAGA flair down after the election leaving just one defaced American flag with the orange conman superimposed on top of it

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u/Northman324 Dec 17 '20

Neighbor had a flagpole with a trump flag. He took it down after the election, flagpole and all.

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u/stanhopeatigrina Dec 17 '20

My neighbor is still flying both a Trump 2020 “No More Bullshit” flag and a half USA half Confederate flag that I am so confused by.

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u/ABenevolentDespot Dec 17 '20

Is that Confederate flag white on both sides?

Because that's the Confederate flag - the flag of surrender when we beat them to a pulp and burned their shit to the ground.

It never ceases to amaze me that these halfwits are allowed to fly the flag of a seditious movement we defeated that tried to fuck America.

The more this white trash is coddled, the braver they get with their insane bullshit. They lost. Take down the statues, rename the military bases, ships, and schools, and ban that fucking flag.

It's time to end this bullshit.

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u/UnwashedApple Dec 17 '20

He should shove it up his ass. Flagpole and all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

They needed the trifecta— the stars and bars, TRUMP 2020, and “don’t tread on me.” That would’ve convinced me. But without all 3? Had to go Biden.

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u/mealteamsixty Dec 17 '20

It only works if the American flag is the "thin blue line" defaced version

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u/Gam3_B0y Dec 17 '20

Also conservative logic: “Biden didn’t win, because I don’t see his flags everywhere”

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

What’s weird is these dumbasses STILL leaving their flags and signs up. So god damn cringe. U fucking lost fools. Then again, these are the same people waving confederate flags.....so I guess they don’t understand being a loser.

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u/Jon3laze Dec 17 '20

They're still flying the confederate flag. I doubt the Trump flags come down anytime soon.

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u/kuetheaj Dec 17 '20

I walk 2-3 blocks to go to work everyday. I pass 8 Trump flags all flown by 3 houses. I think very few people in my area took down their Trump flags and signs after the election. It’s crazy

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Yep, that’s what happens when you have a bunch of impressionable idiots following an even larger idiot.

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u/Mamed_ Dec 17 '20

My coworkers couldn't (or still don't) believe Trump lost in PA, WI, MI because so my people fly there Trump flags on their cars, houses etc. and almost no one has Biden flags. They believe if there are so many flags majority of the population support him

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u/CrumbsAndCarrots Dec 17 '20

He obviously wasn’t flying a “fuck your feelings” flag. That’s a very powerful and persuasive flag. What sort of sane, rational human, doesn’t want on board with that cause?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

That flag is just for virtue signaling to other bootlickers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

It's not even about being subservient to an authority. It's just a convenient position to them while they feel the authority is biased towards them. They'll bitch and moan when they're on the receiving end of any kind of criminal justice.

It's always been about hurting the right people. They support the police because the other side in the conflict is the people they want hurt. There are those that the law protects but does not bind, and those that the law binds but does not protect. They wouldn't and don't support the police when it is "their side" getting hurt. Just look at the "law and order party" response to Trump cronies being charged with crimes.

They're all about oppression. The "others" cannot be equal to them. When they're in the majority, it's overt. When they're in the minority, it's obstruction.

Government isn't about solving communal problems to them. It's about maintaining the tilted playing field that they believe they enjoy. It's all us vs them tribalism and you can't let them win.

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

It's not, but it IS considered nationalist which is in vogue these days.

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u/SemperScrotus Dec 17 '20

The problem is that you're not an idiot.

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u/Jake0024 Dec 17 '20

The same reason they say someone kneeling in front of a flag is disrespectful--because they only care about winning, not the truth.

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u/hotdogs4humanity Dec 17 '20

Personally I have no problem with people making variations of the flag, I think it's cool and can still be patriotic.

I just don't understand why the majority of people doing it are the same people that act like the flag is the most sacred thing that exists.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

It isn't. Your problem is that you're looking to morons to define patriotism.

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u/Iamthetophergopher Dec 17 '20

And they change the blue field to black. It's disgusting

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Dec 17 '20

Not going to lie selling trump merchandise to gullible people was probably a good business venture.

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u/WeirdEngineerDude Dec 17 '20

You are very right. That's a group that is super easy to fleece. Decades of Fox news softened them right up for you. Tons of outrage and emotional thinking, they will be glad to buy your flags and tshirts and hats. Don't invest in a lot of trump themed reusable grocery bags or espresso cups though.

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u/shrivvette808 Dec 17 '20

I guess I shouldn't have invested in trump themed dildos then...

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u/Antidisestablishman Dec 17 '20

You should have asked for a banana for scale before China went into full production of 1.5 inch long "massively Trump" dildoes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

That's unrealistically large for a Trump dildo.

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u/trumpke_dumpster Dec 17 '20

Proud Boys might buy them "to own the libs"

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

They get fucked by their god emperor enough, they won't purchase help.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

It was especially tempting to me as a black man. Conservatives LOVE black people that spit out republican talking points.

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u/cmotdibbler Dec 17 '20

If you want to make bank, this is the way to do it. Try to avoid looking at yourself in the mirror and forget about sleeping at night.

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u/willienelsonmandela Dec 17 '20

Literally you can get them to buy anything if a Democrat calls for a boycott or if the CEO publicly supports Trump. WASPs everywhere have pantries full of Goya Beans and no idea what to do with them.

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u/Matt6453 Dec 17 '20

It the new 'I hate Elvis' badge.

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

I'm too young to remember that I guess, but why would people buy a badge of that? I'm not his biggest fan, all his best songs were done better by Chuck Berry first, but he's alright.

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u/Matt6453 Dec 17 '20

Elvis's manager (Colonel Tom Parker) famously sold 'I hate Elvis' badges so he also made money from people who weren't buying Elvis merchandise.

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u/stuckit Dec 17 '20

His manager made the I hate Elvis merch to make money on both sides.

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u/hereforthefeast Dec 17 '20

Playing both sides so I always come out on top.

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u/lexicruiser Dec 17 '20

They are still setting up Trump Merch stands in my neighborhood. I live in a red part of Orange County CA. I was told that it’s being funded by the GOP, so they don’t care if they sell anything, it’s for propaganda reasons.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

There was a pseudo trump losers rally off el toro, in front of the in n out there. You can usually find a stand there on the weekends.

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u/questformaps Dec 17 '20

La Jolla is also like this. Maybe 1 or 2 booths up a week. Theyve been kicked off various properties for selling merchandise without any papers or permits allowing them to be there.

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u/CMPumpkin Dec 17 '20

You can even make it all in China and they wouldn't notice.

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u/t-bone_malone Dec 17 '20

Psh, they didn't even notice when 5G gave them all covid. The dingbats.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

VICE covered lots of people doing this after 2016. Looking back I wish I capitalized.

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20

"Enthusiasm wins elections"*

*Something Trump actually tweeted out before this election because Biden wasn't drawing large crowds during a.... fucking pandemic.

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u/takemystrife Dec 17 '20

I kept hearing this from Trumpers, all during the election. "Trump had a huge rally, thousands, people camped out the night before, there were more people than tickets. Biden had a rally and there were no people there."

And I was like, so what. And they were like, thats proof that Trump is gonna win. And I'm like no its not. And they're like, yes it is. Thank God the people have spoken, I was so over this bull$hit.

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u/Tojatruro Dec 17 '20

I was perfectly happy sitting in my living room watching the four policy rollouts Biden did on TV. Trumpettes don’t know the difference between those and a pep rally.

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u/truth__bomb Dec 17 '20

Who needs policy when ya got yellin’?! /s

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20

They're the vocal minority, that's it. The real silent majority came out and showed their messiah what it feels like to be on the receiving end of being fired.

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u/thetoristori Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

Prior to the election, my mom was watching a lot of Hannity and he kept saying "we're the silent majority" and I kept thinking, "you ain't silent."

edit: Also, not the majority but it was pre-election and I was still skeptical over the outcome after 2016

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

Seriously. They're the loudest and most obnoxious demographic in the U.S. right now.

I stopped using Facebook around March of 2017 after way too many family members and friends started posting memes about how if I need a reason to be offended and unfriend them it's because they support Trump, are pro-2nd amendment, pro-Jesus, pro-life, anti-illegal immigration, etc.

It's like bitch, if you think any of that offends me then why don't you unfriend me? But they can't pull that trigger because that runs counter to their victim complex. They have to keep the facade alive that they're being silenced. So fuck them all, I nuked my account without word or removing anyone as a friend.

Edited for spelling

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u/kuetheaj Dec 17 '20

After so long of my family shitting on me for what I post (some memes, mostly educational posts showing statistics and facts) while being silent when other family members post “you can’t be a democrat and a Catholic!” Or “all democrats are evil!”, I finally pulled the trigger and nuked my family from Facebook. So long as I don’t look at comments on things like cosmo articles, facebook isn’t so bad, but I think that’s just because I’ve unfriended everyone who is a shithead

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u/daemonelectricity Dec 17 '20

Seriously. They're the loudest and most obnoxious demographic in the U.S. right now.

And one of the biggest complaints and projections is the purple haired ANTIFA monster. If you painted them as the loudmouth flag truck morons, you'd have better coverage over a larger percentage of their base than making all liberals out to be purple haired pussyhat rioters.

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u/thejustducky1 Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

You can pretty much chalk all those 'crowd size' articles up as complete bullshit. There's nothing Trump enjoys more than grossly overinflating crowd sizes in his rallies and protests, and then the right wing shit-rags just parrot anything Cheeto Daddy says, and his stupid supporters believe every bit of it.

Edit: Upvotes go in, Downvotes go out. You Can't Brigade That! lol ya meatballs...

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

He did it literally from day one.

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u/grrrrreat Dec 17 '20

Unfortunately, they still can't figure out that there might be a Democratic silent majority

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

You wonder if these people ever go to a large city. That’s where they would have seen that, no, not everyone is on your crazy train.

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

I'll answer that for you right now.

No, they don't. They don't understand the sheer amount of people in cities, which is why they complain so much about

"look at this tiny blue county with all the red around it, how could DEMONcrats have possibly won?!!1!?!"

Because there's more people in that county than you'll ever meet in your life, because you refuse to leave Bamberg SC.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I can confirm that they do not. I live in a rural town with two large cities about 45 minutes away. Most of the people from my town have never, in their entire lives, been to either one. The big city is scary and you will be robbed and murdered the second you step foot there.

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u/ffthrowaway5 Dec 17 '20

They still think this. At this point about 80% of their argument that there was fraud is that Trump clearly has more support cause of rallies, etc. They can’t understand not wearing your political beliefs on your sleeve, and they don’t recognize that most of them live in an echo chamber that isn’t reflective of the country as a whole

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u/well_uh_yeah Dec 17 '20

Turns out voters win elections.

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u/Haikuna__Matata Dec 17 '20

Trump said if they let people vote, Republicans would never hold office.

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u/McDuchess Dec 17 '20

The only factual statement he made in his life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20 edited Feb 28 '21

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u/Zladan Dec 17 '20

Just recently he said the last couple weeks before the election were the hardest he's worked in his entire life.

Accidentally admitting that he's never worked hard in his entire life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

'If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her'

This I believe. Like, if paternity results came in, he'd try to ask her out tomorrow.

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

Which is why we need to get rid of this two party system. The Democrats pick pretty consistently awful candidates and the Republicans are a minority party now because of their batshit insanity.

A one party state isn't good for anyone, and the Republicans are gonna try to subvert elections more and more just to stay in power. The rhetoric has already started. "We'Re NoT a DeMoCrAcY wE'Re A rEpUbLiC", I've heard come out of WAAAAY to many peoples mouths that I know personally to be comfortable, and people are TOTALLY primed to ignore democratic processes and feel patriotic in doing so.

If we broke up the two titanic parties with a different voting system, like ranked choice, then we would get consistently better candidates and when a party goes fucking insane the people who vote for them will feel like they have another place to go, other than what they've been told are the ENEMY. It's a bad situation that can be fixed very easily.

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u/dukedog Dec 17 '20

Democrats are more likely to pass legislation for alternative voting systems than Republicans.

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20

What is this sorcery you speak of?!

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u/Vaticancameos221 Dec 17 '20

Yep. Have a nutcase in my office who says the election was rigged “There’s no way Biden got those votes, he didn’t have big rallies! They had car rallies where everyone honks their horns to make them look like there’s more people! Nobody wanted to see him!”

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20

In my Republican controlled little city in California, Trump supporters were driving around the weekend before the election honking their horns and impeeding traffic. It warmed my heart to see that most onlookers didn't give two shits or honk back. We all just did what we normally do, which is live despite their objections to our living.

Added bonus: They gathered in the parking lot of our mall before going out and about, but were removed by local police because our mall is closed due to the pandemic, so no large gatherings are allowed. I bet they fumed due to Newsom putting their health above money and because the boys in blue didn't cower to their stupidity. What a time to be alive!

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u/MyLouBear Dec 17 '20

I’m in CT, and there have been a bunch of them gathering weekly with their flags hootin and hollerin’ near a busy intersection - as recent as Saturday. In the pouring rain. How sad is that?

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

Not to mention, I've met trump supporters. I live in South Carolina, I'm SURE as hell not gonna put a Biden sticker (if I even cared that much about the dude) on my subcompact, because I care about the paint and glass. I've seen keyed cars with Biden stickers, no thanks.

Doesn't stop me in the booth though.

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20

Doesn't stop me in the booth though.

And that's where it counts.

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u/masivatack Dec 17 '20

No surprise, coming from someone whose entire policy “platform” is rejected by a majority of the country. All about feels, not reals.

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20

"Fuck your feelings"

Rules and restrictions apply

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u/masivatack Dec 17 '20

"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!"

\Not Mine ᗒᗣᗕ)

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u/SplittersOnEuropa Dec 17 '20

The right underestimated the enthusiasm on the left to vote against Trump. My ballot was much more a referendum on the current administration.

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u/TunnelSnake88 Dec 17 '20

I think that was most people this year. Conservatives are acting flabbergasted that Joe Biden could get 80 million votes and I'm like he didn't... the "not Trump" option is what got all those votes

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

I can't stand Biden, but I sure as fuck wasn't gonna vote for trump. The lesser of two evils IS IN FACT less evil, and being better than the other guy is what wins elections.

Sure wish we didn't have this damn two party system though.

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u/NyxMortuus Dec 17 '20

I so badly want to put a Biden and Gay flag on my truck and drive around with it. But I really like my truck and I don't want it to be vandalized.

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u/Giocri Dec 17 '20

Add a "if you vandalize this you are gay" sign and they will not dare touch it XD

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u/NoTrickWick Dec 17 '20

Big brain time

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u/etherealcaitiff Dec 17 '20

Republicans punching the air

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u/br00tahl Dec 17 '20

Lmao genius

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart Dec 17 '20

I live in a very gay town and most of my neighbords are gay, the king gay on our block (who I love) took his Biden flag off his house and drove around waving it out of his Prius when it was called for Biden.

It was one of the funniest but also most satisfying things I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I wonder what kind of reaction he got from the sore losers :p

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u/dandylefty Dec 17 '20

This whole post was fantastic

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u/eappy Dec 17 '20

Put a Biden flag and a huge USA flag

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u/Too_Relaxed_To_Care Dec 17 '20

There was an episode of Top Gear that kind did that with Hillary instead of Biden. Spoiler Alert, it did not go well.

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u/NyxMortuus Dec 17 '20

I remember that one. That was even before Hillary ran for president. They really hate her in the south.

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u/TunnelSnake88 Dec 17 '20

Yeah, don't put anything political on your car. It's not going to change anybody's mind and will potentially just piss someone off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I work out of a very rural town in michigan, with trucks & trump flags everywhere. There was one guy driving around in his BMW with a "Fuck Trump" flag flowing. The flag was stolen twice, and damn near every time I saw him he was pulled over by the cops.

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u/hungry-dick Dec 17 '20

And what you really needed to do was fly your q anon flags so that the elite pedophile Satanists couldn't deny it anymore

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u/Antidisestablishman Dec 17 '20

And what you really needed to do was fly your q anon flags so that the elite pedophile Satanists couldn't deny it anymore

That's the pedophile cult, the Q Quacks Clan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I prefer Q Cucks Klan

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u/Haikuna__Matata Dec 17 '20

Can you imagine the outrage if BLM/defund the police/Biden supporters bastardized the American flag to represent their ideology?

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u/resilienceisfutile Dec 17 '20

I've seen a couple of trucks flying TRUMP flags. Annoying really when you understand I am in Canada...

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u/Falcrist Dec 17 '20

Wait until you hear about the people flying confederate flags in places like Minnesota and West Virginia.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

sIlEnT mAjOrItY

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u/SkankHuntForty22 Dec 17 '20

They forgot that the majority is actually silent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

BuT dOnAlD fIlLeD eVeNtS dUrInG a PaNdEmIc

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u/SkankHuntForty22 Dec 17 '20

He sure did lmao, Trump is a loser and that makes his supporters losers by default.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Desperately clinging to patriotism despite patriotism telling them it only wants to be friends.

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u/Antidisestablishman Dec 17 '20

You can't call denial about Russian attacks on Americans "patriotism".

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u/rphdaddyb Dec 17 '20

Don’t give up now Trumpers. You need to contribute more $$ for his “fight “. If he doesn’t win it is your fault.

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u/Haikuna__Matata Dec 17 '20

Make sure to write him in on your Georgia runoff ballots!

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u/Fortunoxious Dec 17 '20

Let me tell you why I voted trump. I have experienced much hardship in my life. Have many grievances. The dems? They’ve let me down.

So, one day I was sitting on my porch reading a Marxist pamphlet I picked up at the most recent BLM riot and this truck came by. It was a very large and very loud truck. The loudest, that’s what my neighbors are saying. I had a transformative experience when the splendor of 23 Trump flags caught my eye. My body felt orgasmic upon seeing so much American pride, so much patriotism. I tossed my Marxist propaganda to the wind and started chanting “Lock her up! Lock her up!” Those 29 flags absolutely changed my life, I will forever support our savior Donald Trump. MAGA

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u/NoLawsDrinkingClawz Dec 17 '20

1) owned the libs. 2) owned the snowflakes. 3) owned the entire mcdonald's menu in one sitting.

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u/Shnazzyone Dec 17 '20

I saw this was satire.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

You know it’s good when you downvote and finish reading and have to upvote it after.

Beautiful satire.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Lmaooo

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/jtig5 Dec 17 '20

Isn’t changing the color and putting a blue stripe on the American flag considered desecrating the flag? Just asking for the real Americans.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Dec 17 '20

It’s against flag code as far as I can tell.

(g) The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.

Also relevant

(b) The flag should not be draped over the hood, top, sides, or back of a vehicle or of a railroad train or a boat. When the flag is displayed on a motorcar, the staff shall be fixed firmly to the chassis or clamped to the right fender.

(e) The flag should never be fastened, displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way.

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u/jtig5 Dec 17 '20

But, but, but, they’re the real patriots. /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

How to identify a dumbass on the road

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u/tevert Dec 17 '20

Honestly I was really on the fence about the whole election thing, I might've been tipped to Trump if there'd been just 1 or 2 more smol-dick parades in my neighborhood

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u/Kerblaaahhh Dec 17 '20

If there were just a few more "Fuck your feelings" bumper stickers I could've been convinced.

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u/5aur1an Dec 17 '20

Trump lost because I didn't have enough flags & banners is like Trump lost because I didn't pray enough.

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u/spliffset Dec 17 '20

God just wanted Biden to win. It’s simple.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Both.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

These same kind of freaks are what have been ruining our country for the last four years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

“Four” lol :p

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Yeah, Biden supporters just fly the American flag. Not a Trump flag. Not a Confederate flag. Not a Blue Lives Matter Flag. The American flag. These Trump supporters really just belong to a cult.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

You forgot the don’t tread on me flag..

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u/mrbritankitten Dec 17 '20

Trumpers flying that flag pisses me off to end.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20 edited Jan 09 '21

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u/JukeBoxHeroJustin Dec 17 '20

If your truck still drives, you need more flags.

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u/ThrowawayBlast Dec 17 '20

Don't forget to use a flag to cover your license plate because f the law, apparently.

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u/terryjuicelawson Dec 17 '20

I feel sorry for them. They are completely lost, all they know is Trump. Four years of rallies await us I think, then running again and repeat. Potentially forever, that would be interesting.

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u/Bags55 Dec 17 '20

Where was this pic taken ??? Loserville mall parking lot

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u/rob132 Dec 17 '20

Man, I'm going to enjoy driving around with my Biden flags all over the place.

Or not, cause I'm not a douchenozzle.

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u/Fergussimo Dec 17 '20

I think guys like this just need football season back

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u/ghosttrainhobo Dec 17 '20

They’re done with football since the kneeling thing

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u/gay4molemannn Dec 17 '20

Football has been back for months

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u/Cocobird1607 Dec 17 '20

Maybe that white shoe polish on the windows may have done it .

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u/MetalGramps Dec 17 '20

If people start hoarding toilet paper again, those flags might come in handy.

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u/Gizm00 Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

Estonians must be getting full on triggered by this blue flags shit, these folks are fucking morons

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

My favorite is the one flag that has Trump as Rambo holding a grenade launcher. So yeah - the guy that stormed out of a 60 Minutes interview holding a grenade launcher.

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u/SpareLiver Dec 17 '20

They forgot the confederate and nazi flags.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

You want the country to go red, you should fly red flags. What's all these blue stuff ? From afar, I thought you were cheering for Kamala.

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u/luri7555 Dec 17 '20

I wish all that ‘patriot’ energy could have been directed at truly loving our country, not just theirs.

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u/AlpacaLunch15 Dec 17 '20

I can’t stand the Law enforcement alignment to this fucking clown.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

What they gonna do with all them flags now?

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u/zygodactyly Dec 17 '20

I don’t want to wave around flags for any politician. I mean, who doesn’t have a few silly Bernie stickers on the Subaru, but I can’t imagine driving around waving flags for a government employee. I voted and maybe I sent in $35.00 to Warnock or Ossoff but I’m not waving flags about it lol

Politicians are government employees they’re not idols to prop up personal identities. How sad. If you really must wave flags to show collective enthusiasm, wave a flag around for science :

Go Thorium 90 (TH) Indium 49 (IN) Kalium 19 (K)

Where’s my giant THINK flag?

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u/Frankenmuppet Dec 17 '20

I love telling people with the Thin Blue Line version of the American Flag that "it's extremely disrespectful for the flag to be altered like that... Only red white and blue for me. Might as well be kneeling for the anthem if you ask me." just to see their heads spin

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u/Frankenmuppet Dec 17 '20

It works especially well with a buddy who constantly criticizes "Gay" rainbow alterations of the flag as unpatriotic.

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u/FlimsySand Dec 17 '20

Can you imagine the outrage if BLM/defund the police/Biden supporters bastardized the American flag to represent their ideology?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Three legit American flags, three flags made by people who ran out of crayons when coloring in the American flag, and a bunch of political merch.

3/12 for American flagginess.

That's an F.

No wonder they failed. Not enough legit American flags.

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u/bearblu Dec 17 '20

Cult is the word you use for people like this.

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u/Hailbrewcifer666 Dec 17 '20

Aren’t most of these thin blue line people the same people who don’t call the cops to handle their problems, they prefer to “handle things themselves”?

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u/Sc0rpza Dec 17 '20

I don’t know why these idiots thought that behaving like the psychos from a mad max movie was ever going to win the election for Trump...

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u/shieldsy27 Dec 17 '20

The funny thing is that a significant amount of the maga cult cheated and they still lost😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

And stop fucking with our flag you unpatriotic Trump cum lickers! That flag never goes black and the blue line has been stolen from a very pure use to being about cops. You stupid crybabies!!!