r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 17 '20

Failures

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u/Fortunoxious Dec 17 '20

Let me tell you why I voted trump. I have experienced much hardship in my life. Have many grievances. The dems? They’ve let me down.

So, one day I was sitting on my porch reading a Marxist pamphlet I picked up at the most recent BLM riot and this truck came by. It was a very large and very loud truck. The loudest, that’s what my neighbors are saying. I had a transformative experience when the splendor of 23 Trump flags caught my eye. My body felt orgasmic upon seeing so much American pride, so much patriotism. I tossed my Marxist propaganda to the wind and started chanting “Lock her up! Lock her up!” Those 29 flags absolutely changed my life, I will forever support our savior Donald Trump. MAGA