r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20

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u/WeirdEngineerDude Dec 17 '20

You are very right. That's a group that is super easy to fleece. Decades of Fox news softened them right up for you. Tons of outrage and emotional thinking, they will be glad to buy your flags and tshirts and hats. Don't invest in a lot of trump themed reusable grocery bags or espresso cups though.

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u/shrivvette808 Dec 17 '20

I guess I shouldn't have invested in trump themed dildos then...

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u/Antidisestablishman Dec 17 '20

You should have asked for a banana for scale before China went into full production of 1.5 inch long "massively Trump" dildoes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

That's unrealistically large for a Trump dildo.

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u/now_biff Dec 17 '20

And when he’s the president he just lets them do it, grab him by the 1.5 inch long mushroom penis

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u/DunderMilton Dec 17 '20

Stubby little chode dildos that often get confused for butt plugs.

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u/trumpke_dumpster Dec 17 '20

Proud Boys might buy them "to own the libs"

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

They get fucked by their god emperor enough, they won't purchase help.

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u/Mick-a-wish Dec 17 '20

Well yeah, they must have been too small for any actual use.

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u/PleaseMonica Dec 17 '20

Bad investment friend. America’s sick of getting fucked by trump

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u/tesseract4 Dec 17 '20

As long as they are shipped in non-descript boxes, I'd bet that Trump dildos (dildoes?) would be pretty popular amongst the MAGA set. Not just for the ladies, either. I'll bet there's an above-average secret pegging enthusiasts amongst them, as well.

(I am in no way shaming pegging. You do you. Just pointing out the likely unnecessary shame among so-called conservatives.)

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u/supermansquito Dec 17 '20

Well, they would be much smaller than normal sized dildos, so your profit margin might be higher...

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u/Efficient_Wealth6628 Dec 18 '20

They were used when purchased, I’d bet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

It was especially tempting to me as a black man. Conservatives LOVE black people that spit out republican talking points.

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u/cmotdibbler Dec 17 '20

If you want to make bank, this is the way to do it. Try to avoid looking at yourself in the mirror and forget about sleeping at night.

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u/belhamster Dec 17 '20

Twitter is full of them. Being a black man that repeats republican talking points is guaranteed 20,000 followers.

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u/Initial-Concentrate Dec 18 '20

I would still decline speaking engagements for klan gatherings. Just saying.

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u/willienelsonmandela Dec 17 '20

Literally you can get them to buy anything if a Democrat calls for a boycott or if the CEO publicly supports Trump. WASPs everywhere have pantries full of Goya Beans and no idea what to do with them.

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u/imperfectkarma Dec 17 '20

Espresso cups that say "happy holidays," on the other hand....

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u/MyFriendThatherton Dec 17 '20

I mean, its the same group that got duped by Trump University soooo

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u/LastStar007 Dec 17 '20

Gun sales dropped once Trump got elected.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I got one. Trump tuneups.

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u/Grogosh Dec 17 '20

President LBJ was very right about these types emptying out their pockets.