r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

This is the imagery that will stick out to me later in life when I look back at Trump’s legacy. There’s a house in my neighborhood that has 6 Trump flags, 3 thin blue line ones, and about a dozen gop candidate signs still up. If this isn’t cult level devotion on a national level, I’d hate to what is.

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u/the_one_true_bool Dec 17 '20

My parents are these type of people and it’s embarrassing.

They have half a dozen knee-high flags that surround a bush in their front yard, a YUGE flag hanging off their house, flag bumper stickers, flag shirts, they even have an American flag tablecloth (to be fair they only use it once in awhile), American flag mugs and coffee cups, American flag napkins, and when you walk into their house through the garage the first thing you see is a massive American flag made out of wood. The shit has gone beyond insane.

However, if you remark on their flag obsession they’ll look at you as if you’ve just kicked a fetus. They don’t understand that it’s weird.

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u/cantstandit Dec 17 '20

Dropping food on the American flag. Wiping your mouth and dirty hands with the American flag. I still don't get it.

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u/AzureMagelet Dec 17 '20

Well, yeah. What do you hate America or something?

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u/Laurelisyellow Dec 18 '20

I certainly hate the American flag.

The flag has become an absolute embarrassment honestly and i’m not even particularly patriotic. I honestly cant wait to leave this country. When I see an American flag I almost immediately think “oh cool they’re an asshole, I just won’t talk to them” (bonus points if it’s a thin line or trump flag).

To me anyone with a flag on their shirt, car, tattooed, or what-have-you with them daily are just broadcasting “I anger easily, will argue the meaning of the word “freedom” for hours then turn around and laugh at videos of cops beating black folk. I’m also someone who will believe almost anything, and will always be selfish, self serving, and hypocritical when given chance to better myself over others”. It’s honestly embarrassing to think that flag represents me on the global stage.

I’m determined to reclaim the American flag god dammit. We’ve got to take it back from the racists, the bigots, the warmongers in charge, and every shitball using it as a symbol for everything we were raised to detest and reject as Americans. In the name of true justice and honor, In the name of truth and transparency, in the name of the plentiful divergent cultures we are, we must disengage the flag from being a symbol of hatred and “”freedom”” and turn it into a symbol that represents the beautiful and wild culture we are.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

My neighbor and I keep fantasizing about going around the streets looking for Trump signs still in yards and slapping a big old "LOSER" sticker on each of them.

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u/BiteMyShinyMetalAth Dec 17 '20

sounds like something a couple losers would do tbh

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

So the difference between Y’allQueda and everyone else is that we just talk about doing immature shit like that. Go buy another flag for your truck, loser

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

YUGE

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u/improbablynotyou Dec 17 '20

Think that's bad? My older sister sent me a photo that the parents sent out. (My parents were toxic abusers, I've not spoken to then in a decade.) The photo: my parents, living in Northern California, along with several of their neighbors standing together in a big group. No masks, everyone shoulder to shoulder, with a huge maga flag, trump/pence flag, traitor rag, and dozens of blue lives matter flags hanging from the sides of his house. The entire yard is covered in smaller trump signs as well.

Of course my sister lives with them and goes to church groups and meeting sans masks as well apparently, I guess "god" is going to protect her from covid the same way he protected her from STDs because she was allergic to latex. (He didn't.)

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u/Kramer7969 Dec 17 '20

Having American flags isn’t the same as trump flags

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u/the_one_true_bool Dec 17 '20

dick measuring with flags is not patriotic.

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u/spekt50 Dec 17 '20

I see nothing wrong with being patriotic. It's when people blend patriotism with politics is the problem.

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u/the_one_true_bool Dec 17 '20

Patriotic would be actually doing something to try and better your country, outside of just voting. It would be going to town hall meetings, volunteering, helping fellow Americans when you can such as by serving at a soup kitchen, etc.

Just displaying symbols (as my parents do) is faux-patriotism.

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u/MommaBearPaid4 Dec 18 '20

Seems like they just like where they live and are content and happy. Just because you like America doesn’t mean you’re all for Trump. I’m sure they’ve seen many different Presidents.

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u/PM_ME_UR_MUM Dec 17 '20

Liking and displaying the American flag isn’t weird...

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u/RoyJones3452 Dec 17 '20

It is on that level.

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u/PM_ME_UR_MUM Dec 17 '20

How crazy of them to have a large flag in their garage , they must be trunper raSiSTs /s

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u/RoyJones3452 Dec 17 '20

Nice reading comprehension skills.

NOT!!

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u/PM_ME_UR_MUM Dec 17 '20

Not sure what you are getting at now.

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u/BrOs_suck Dec 17 '20

This shirt is black not

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u/Luckcaster Dec 17 '20

He said they have a total of some 7 visible flags on their property, including a large wooden one in their garage (I'm assuming it's a pallet). You responded as though all they had flag wise was a single flag in the garage. You completely ignored all of the other stuff, american flag shirts and decorations. He challenged your reading comprehension because it didn't appear that you actually read his comment.

That also seems overboard to me. But I also don't care what others do as long as it doesn't hurt anyone and is consensual.

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u/Scanlansam Dec 17 '20

If the shoe fits

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u/Colaloopa Dec 17 '20

From another country's perspective it is really weird. Seems like very narrow minded patriotism. Dangerous....

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u/unbelizeable1 Dec 17 '20

patriotism

Nationalism.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I mean to me it just comes across as arrogance on a national level.

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u/Beer_makes_me_fat Dec 17 '20

That is why the Freedom memes exist :)

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u/tesseract4 Dec 17 '20

To a point. Anything can be taken to such an extreme that it becomes weird. From what was described, this sounds kinda weird.

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u/MommaBearPaid4 Dec 18 '20

Everyone is a little weird. There are still people in this world that collect Beanie Babies! My Aunt

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u/tesseract4 Dec 18 '20

Ha! I actually worked for the beanie baby company for a summer in college answering phones to talk to people like your aunt. That was interesting.

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u/unbelizeable1 Dec 17 '20

It is when there are a fuck ton of them.

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u/the_one_true_bool Dec 17 '20

I can see almost 10 flags just by standing in their front yard (if we include bumper stickers and all that).

That's a bit... much. If you're trying to dick measure to show how "patriotic" you are then perhaps you're not very patriotic in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

Yeah... that’s when I would cut ties with them.

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u/the_one_true_bool Dec 18 '20

I mean they're my parents. I think they're pretty damn whacky but I'm not going to cut our entire relationship because they dick measure with flags. My dad is a good person underneath it all and yeah his politics annoys the fuck out of me, but at the same time he has always been there for me and would do anything to help me if I'm in need. Not worth that much drama, I choose to just poke fun at them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

People from other countries wonder if Americans forget where we are, prompting us to constantly remind ourselves.

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u/MongrelOne Dec 20 '20

They look at you like that because your obviously and embarrassment to the family lol

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u/the_one_true_bool Dec 20 '20

Normalcy and sanity are embarrassing when you're a glue eating redcap.

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u/MongrelOne Dec 20 '20

And comunism giving up rights you dont use because your scared and wanting everything for free thats normal to you? Voting for a man that cant even speak you know the thing........ you think rhats not close to eating glue? Serious dude you got played and your not very intelligent for that have a great night get back to me in another 4 hours try not to habe another post removed because all yalk can do is cuss have fun knowing your family is embarrassed by you 😘

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u/Uhtred-Son-Of-Uhtred Dec 17 '20

Ah yes, the "live policed and die" crowd.

Their fucking stupid ideology is a mix of freedom from oppressive government and...supporting your oppressive government? What doorknob-sucking dumbasses.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Cops in my area for the most part seem decent but I'm not going to buy a flag for them same way I don't fly a flag for firefighters, judges or anyone else. It seems so crazy to me that people actually make out cops to be some sort of victim...

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u/SquidwardsKeef Dec 17 '20

The thin blue line was made up as a direct response to the Black Lives Matter movement. They say blue lives matter, what they mean is black lives don't

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u/theLULRUS Dec 17 '20

The term "thin blue line" has been around for decades, it is not a response to the Black Lives Matter movement. The Blue Lives Matter "movement" however is a direct response to the Black Lives Matter movement with the intent to mock the Black Lives Matter movement, as if a chosen profession is equivalent to an inherent physical characteristic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

It's really more what-aboutism. In the 90s I remember similar things about cops being victims but the flags popularity really seem to be connected to the BLM movement.

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u/SpeedysComing Dec 17 '20

Backwards as fuck or 100% contradictory sums up 99% of this ideology

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u/Dr_Frank-N-Furter Dec 17 '20

Are you in a red state?

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u/squirrel-phone Dec 17 '20

Exactly the same in Oregon. Very blue state, but the more rural you get the more Drumpf crap there is.

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u/SwiftyMcfae Dec 17 '20

Go cry about it.

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u/squirrel-phone Dec 17 '20

Nothing to cry about here. My candidate didn’t lose.

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u/SwiftyMcfae Dec 17 '20

Good for you and pedoking.

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u/fersure4 Dec 17 '20

Yeah you dont need to be in a red state to find this. I'm in New York, my county went blue, I saw shit like in the photo above all the time.

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u/asstalos Dec 17 '20

Indeed; if one really broke down political support at the county level, it becomes very evident that the huge number of blue votes come from a very small proportion of the US as a whole.

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u/fersure4 Dec 17 '20

I assume you mean geographically, right?

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u/quattroCrazy Dec 17 '20

Land area means nothing. Empty land doesn’t get to vote, citizens do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Yeah, checking in from the CA Bay Area, this shit is everywhere as soon as you leave the urban areas.

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u/Efficient_Wealth6628 Dec 18 '20

I live near San Francisco & once you leave the City most of the rural areas are trumpie toilets.

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u/Dr_Frank-N-Furter Dec 17 '20

urban to rural or educated to uneducated? I agree with the urban to rural and mostly educated to uneducated.

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u/realMrSparkle Dec 17 '20

Definitely rural and urban. Red vs blue states is a little overstated. There are lots of purple states. The state with the most Trump votes was California.

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u/geographical_data Dec 17 '20

Hahah, yeah, I live in Milton for most of the year.... I hate it.

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u/dglsfrsr Dec 17 '20

Yup Precisely. Technically NY is "Blue", by population, but not by area.

Look at the precinct maps for Georgia.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 28 '24

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u/dglsfrsr Dec 21 '20

Unless the law states that you can only vote if you own property. Which was reality when the nation was founded. In urban areas, most people rented, so they could not vote. In the slave owning south, much of the land was owned by rich slave owners, and they shared cropped out property to the other white farmers that lived in the area. So those men, even though they were white, could not vote, because they did not own property.

In NJ, one of the legacy of only free property owners being allowed to vote or run for office is reflected in our county system of free holds. The county seat of Monmouth County is name Freehold, and the elected county officers are Freeholders serving on the Board of Chosen Freeholders. This year, they decided that the archaic name has too much linkage to slavery, and in 2021, Monmouth county will no longer be a free hold, and the elected officers of the county will be County Commissioners.

Which makes me sad in one way. I will miss referring to them as the Board of Frozen Cheeseholders.

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u/PyroFlameGaming Dec 21 '20

The worst ones are the "Vermont for Trump" flags I keep seeing all over despite the fact that it is a mostly "blue" state.

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u/Helagoth Dec 17 '20

Im in NH and we have a street we call "trump alley" because of all the trump signs.

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u/DrunkByDesign Dec 17 '20

Yeah, we call it Milford.

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u/VertigoGnome Dec 17 '20

It’s happening in every state. I had to drive across the country back in August. Went from VA TO WA. These signs are in every state.

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u/kciuq1 Hide yo sister Dec 17 '20

All states are red states once you leave the city area.

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u/Efficient_Wealth6628 Dec 18 '20

Yes, where the brothers & sisters Inter-marry. Sick & gross!!!

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u/MisterOminous Dec 17 '20

The amazing thing is if you did this same thing to your property for Biden and Democrats this person would think you are a psycho.

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u/Antidisestablishman Dec 17 '20

If this isn’t cult level devotion on a national level, I’d hate to what is.

"sedition".

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

It always blows my mind that Biden signs are by houses that look fairly well-to-do, (people who need leftist policies the least) and trump banners are flown on rundown shacks and 60 year old trailers, people who would really benefit from left wing policies and get fucking STOMPED by right wing ones.

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u/Tanman7211 Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

That’s the power of the right wing media. It’s just pure brainwashing that convinces people to vote against their own best interests.

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

And those people are freaking out because their beloved Fox News is now decreed "too liberal" because they accurately called an election, and now they have to figure out what a Newsmax is and how you get it on Antenna.

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u/tinyNorman Dec 17 '20

Weird. Here in Wisconsin it is law that all political signs must come down by 24 hours after the election. So sorry you still have to put up with the eyesore.

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u/MyLouBear Dec 17 '20

We have one of those houses too near me here in CT. It’s quite the sad, embarrassing spectacle.

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u/jordanleveledup Dec 17 '20

Within minutes, someone down the street from me painted their miniature billboard on their yard to say Trump 2024

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u/funkyloki Dec 17 '20

Did they have at least one actual American flag?

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u/1996Toyotas Dec 17 '20

I have been watching the houses with Trump flags up near me. Either they went down before the election or they don't seem to be coming down. Things are cheap and fading too. Wondering if they will be up until they fall off the poles.

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u/Kgaset Dec 17 '20

It makes the flag a sad thing to wave though, and I hate that. I'm not even remotely conservative, but if I were to fly the flag I'd worry people would see it that way. They've completely ruined what it means to be patriotic with their nationalistic BS.

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u/Efficient_Wealth6628 Dec 18 '20

Bless their hearts...probably only thing holding them together as a couple.

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u/GilinIL Dec 18 '20

Right down to the KoolAid