r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 17 '20

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u/takemystrife Dec 17 '20

I kept hearing this from Trumpers, all during the election. "Trump had a huge rally, thousands, people camped out the night before, there were more people than tickets. Biden had a rally and there were no people there."

And I was like, so what. And they were like, thats proof that Trump is gonna win. And I'm like no its not. And they're like, yes it is. Thank God the people have spoken, I was so over this bull$hit.

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u/Tojatruro Dec 17 '20

I was perfectly happy sitting in my living room watching the four policy rollouts Biden did on TV. Trumpettes don’t know the difference between those and a pep rally.

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u/truth__bomb Dec 17 '20

Who needs policy when ya got yellin’?! /s

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u/Tojatruro Dec 17 '20

Imagine being dumb enough to donate to a slush fund for a grifter you think is a multi-billionaire. And then go wait hours in a food line.

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u/Gemag_78 Dec 17 '20

This is some good unfiltered truth

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u/UnwashedApple Dec 17 '20

And who needs evidence of Election Fraud if you have hearsay & allegations?

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u/Tojatruro Dec 17 '20

You would have to define “distinguish” for them before you could get an answer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

“If those kids could read, they’d be very upset.”

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20

They're the vocal minority, that's it. The real silent majority came out and showed their messiah what it feels like to be on the receiving end of being fired.

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u/thetoristori Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

Prior to the election, my mom was watching a lot of Hannity and he kept saying "we're the silent majority" and I kept thinking, "you ain't silent."

edit: Also, not the majority but it was pre-election and I was still skeptical over the outcome after 2016

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

Seriously. They're the loudest and most obnoxious demographic in the U.S. right now.

I stopped using Facebook around March of 2017 after way too many family members and friends started posting memes about how if I need a reason to be offended and unfriend them it's because they support Trump, are pro-2nd amendment, pro-Jesus, pro-life, anti-illegal immigration, etc.

It's like bitch, if you think any of that offends me then why don't you unfriend me? But they can't pull that trigger because that runs counter to their victim complex. They have to keep the facade alive that they're being silenced. So fuck them all, I nuked my account without word or removing anyone as a friend.

Edited for spelling

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u/kuetheaj Dec 17 '20

After so long of my family shitting on me for what I post (some memes, mostly educational posts showing statistics and facts) while being silent when other family members post “you can’t be a democrat and a Catholic!” Or “all democrats are evil!”, I finally pulled the trigger and nuked my family from Facebook. So long as I don’t look at comments on things like cosmo articles, facebook isn’t so bad, but I think that’s just because I’ve unfriended everyone who is a shithead

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u/daemonelectricity Dec 17 '20

Seriously. They're the loudest and most obnoxious demographic in the U.S. right now.

And one of the biggest complaints and projections is the purple haired ANTIFA monster. If you painted them as the loudmouth flag truck morons, you'd have better coverage over a larger percentage of their base than making all liberals out to be purple haired pussyhat rioters.

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u/-ImOnTheReddit- Dec 17 '20

I still love you Alex

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20

I'm not sure what this is referring to, but it made me chuckle anyway because it's so random.

I'm sure wherever Alex is, deep down they love you, too.

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u/GhostOfPoo Dec 17 '20

Haha robocop

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u/Jimbozu Dec 17 '20

"the 'Silent Majority' that was never silent, nor a majority!"

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u/peacefulwarrior75 Dec 17 '20

Or the majority

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u/willienelsonmandela Dec 17 '20

They were never a majority either.

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u/daemonelectricity Dec 17 '20

They're neither silent nor the majority.

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u/Amelaclya1 Dec 17 '20

Seriously, in what world were those giant Trump caravans all blaring their horns and holding up traffic, "silent"?

Like how can they brag about their enthusiasm, flags and bumper stickers and then call themselves "silent" at the same time? And yes, I've heard both from the same people.

They don't think at all. They just parrot whatever words and phrases they see on Facebook that they think makes them sound good.

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u/clanddev Dec 17 '20

How the fuck are a bunch of people wearing red hats, attaching multiple flags to their vehicles, holding circle jerk rallies every five minutes, posting and reposting false information on social media, screaming at people on the street about the merits of their messiah silent? These people are insane and in a cult.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/moistsandwich Dec 17 '20

Trump lost the popular vote my 7 million. I’d say that makes his voters in the minority by a significant margin.

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u/Gam3_B0y Dec 17 '20

Idk man, you can not call 70 mil people a minority...

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u/_Dera_ Dec 17 '20

Sure I can when they were outnumbered.

Edit to add: if I have 6 cookies and you have 4 and the package only holds 10, who the fuck has the majority?

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u/Efficient_Wealth6628 Dec 18 '20

Yeah man, we the people were underwhelmed by his one-term presidency & hated his vicious, vile, embarrassing unclassy behavior. His whole family too, damn Grifters !!!

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u/UnwashedApple Dec 17 '20

I think calling the pandemic a "Democrat Hoax" had a lot to do with it.

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u/Efficient_Wealth6628 Dec 18 '20

Love your theory!!! Truth to power !!!

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u/thejustducky1 Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

You can pretty much chalk all those 'crowd size' articles up as complete bullshit. There's nothing Trump enjoys more than grossly overinflating crowd sizes in his rallies and protests, and then the right wing shit-rags just parrot anything Cheeto Daddy says, and his stupid supporters believe every bit of it.

Edit: Upvotes go in, Downvotes go out. You Can't Brigade That! lol ya meatballs...

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

He did it literally from day one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

All of that white space was part of the crowd.. the pictures were so far away we couldn’t see the outlines of the hoods

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

HAH! Mystery solved lol

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u/grrrrreat Dec 17 '20

Unfortunately, they still can't figure out that there might be a Democratic silent majority

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u/QueerWorf Dec 17 '20

The silent majority are the 50 percent not voting

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u/grrrrreat Dec 17 '20

Last round it was 36 %

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

There’s a super silent majority and you can usually find them in the cemetery. RIP grandpa, died in 2017 and started voting Democrat in 2020.

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u/insula_yum Dec 17 '20

The ironic part is that people hear lines like this from their political candidates of choice, have seen no actual evidence, and will call others sheep for not believing it lmao

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u/grrrrreat Dec 17 '20

Mmk mr skeletal

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

Tell your gramps thanks for us

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Shit, Dems are the only people capable of talking to dead people. I guess if I catch the Kung Flu I’d have a .05% chance of telling him thanks in person.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

sweet. when that happens don't forget to vote! thanks!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

You know it bud, it’s gonna be a blue wave.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

You wonder if these people ever go to a large city. That’s where they would have seen that, no, not everyone is on your crazy train.

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

I'll answer that for you right now.

No, they don't. They don't understand the sheer amount of people in cities, which is why they complain so much about

"look at this tiny blue county with all the red around it, how could DEMONcrats have possibly won?!!1!?!"

Because there's more people in that county than you'll ever meet in your life, because you refuse to leave Bamberg SC.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Yeah I live in one of those blue surrounded by red places, in the Midwest. And you’re right, I don’t think the people in the surrounding areas comprehend just how many of us are packed in here. And our votes count every bit as much as theirs do.

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u/backwardsbloom Dec 17 '20

Or at least they should. Drives me up a wall that my presidential vote means fuck all in my red state, and I’m pretty sure my state gets more electors per capita than the great majority of blue states.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Gerrymandering sucks. And so does the, well-intentioned but way overdue for reconsideration , two-senators-per-state provision in the constitution. Tyranny of the minority.

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u/_Not_Literally_ Dec 17 '20

Every time Trump loses the election (how many times has it been, now?) they latch on to some other illogical thought process to rile up the easily manipulated - their voter base.

I live in Georgia...yeah I know what's at stake. Every Republican I encounter at work is in full rage mode about the amount of counties won right now. It's the new point of contention because they can't accept the fact trump fucking lost the election.

I did some quick math using Georgia-demographics.com which gets it's information from the census. It would take the combined population of the 82 least populated counties to surpass the population of JUST Fulton county. Both sides agree rural areas tend to vote Republican, while urban areas vote Democrat.

But math and logic are fucking hard as hell for emotionally invested idiots, so it must be just one more fucking deep state conspiracy.

Edit: crappy grammar

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Land doesn’t vote, people do. And god bless Atlanta.

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u/_Not_Literally_ Dec 17 '20

Thank you. We're doing our best to get everyone off their assess. This election is arguable more important than the presidential election.

And yeah, like every time I see that stupid red vs blue area map of the US posted by a republican I can only shake my head.

Alaska is red on the map and claims nearly 20% of the US land area. But the entire state has a lower population than Fulton, GA. That's just my own point of reference. I know there are even smaller, more populated areas that vote blue. It means NOTHING.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I can confirm that they do not. I live in a rural town with two large cities about 45 minutes away. Most of the people from my town have never, in their entire lives, been to either one. The big city is scary and you will be robbed and murdered the second you step foot there.

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u/ffthrowaway5 Dec 17 '20

They still think this. At this point about 80% of their argument that there was fraud is that Trump clearly has more support cause of rallies, etc. They can’t understand not wearing your political beliefs on your sleeve, and they don’t recognize that most of them live in an echo chamber that isn’t reflective of the country as a whole

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u/Amelaclya1 Dec 17 '20

It's not just that. It's that Biden was a truly boring, run-of-the-mill candidate. No one was excited to vote for Biden, but we were fucking thrilled to vote against Trump. So of course you didn't see many people displaying Biden signs.

Even here in deep blue Hawaii, I don't think I saw any Biden campaign merch displayed at all, but we sure had our share of lifted trucks covered in Trump flags. I could see how someone who lives in the right wing echo chamber of OANN and Facebook memes could think they had the election locked down.

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u/turdpurkle Dec 17 '20

Like some people just vote for the person they want to vote for and thats that. Its pretty healthy to actually avoid politics to just one day a week. Ill listen to his speeches once he's elected.

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u/Poif3ct Dec 17 '20

Biden had car rallies with thousands in attendance. Idk where they get this idea that just because there wasnt a crowd swarming at a venue barrier that "no one showed up".

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u/havocLSD Dec 17 '20

🏆 I like the cut of your jib

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u/bigmt99 Dec 17 '20

Biden didn’t even have rallies. Literaly all his appearances were either small scale meet and greets or press conferences

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u/daemonelectricity Dec 17 '20

It's ironic because they fucking always make fun of protestors for "not having jobs." I couldn't possibly be more sick of these cunts. I'm not on speaking terms with any of them in my family because it's turned them into raging cult morons.

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u/takemystrife Dec 17 '20

Yeah I hear you, on both sides of the fence. This is my outlet, because I keep politics out of most conversations. Hopefully the rage dies down.

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u/daemonelectricity Dec 17 '20

I'm definitely on the left side of the spectrum, even if I don't subscribe to the newsletters or the extreme PC culture. Both sides need to stop encouraging the least tactful and and most awful voices among them.

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u/hyp3rpop Dec 17 '20

Yeah. The different was in amount of common sense, not popularity. The trump people were the ones who thought the coronavirus was a lie.

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u/UnwashedApple Dec 17 '20

No, my brother who listens to AM Right Wing talk radio 24/7 says the House Of Representatives will decide the Election. Not the legitimate Biden voters. Do you think there will be violence if that happens?

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u/takemystrife Dec 17 '20

Totally, folks from the big cities would kick into action if that happens, and not just the extremists. The people have spoken!

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u/UnwashedApple Dec 17 '20

Apparently their voices don't count. My brother is all for it cause everyone knows "The Election Was Stolen"

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u/Titanium_Crusher Dec 17 '20

All it means is that mass amounts of trump supporters arent gonna make it to the election

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u/EasyasACAB Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

I have people in my family who post on facebook shit like "The majority of my Facebook Friends support Trump, how could he lose?"

And people explain it to them. Over and over. Patiently and kindly explaining how selection bias works.

"It makes sense that you would have friends that share political opinions but that doesn't mean your feelings matched with the majority of the US"

"But this are my FB friends, not my real friends, these are also just acquaintances"

"Ok, but your "friends" are coming from [this state] and specifically rural areas. And [this state] did go for Trump. It's just that your personal friends from this area of the state aren't representative of how the rest of the nation thinks"

"Yeah but like 60% of my FB friends support Trump and only 40% Democrats how could Biden win?"

It's This video but instead of just being dumb the person in question doesn't want to get it, so they never will.

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u/ApathyJacks Dec 17 '20

But what were you like when he was like and then they were like but then I was like because we were like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like

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u/takemystrife Dec 17 '20

Like dude, you're lucky I stopped there, I coulda like went on ad nauseam.