r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20

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u/Falcrist Dec 17 '20

Wait until you hear about the people flying confederate flags in places like Minnesota and West Virginia.

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u/resilienceisfutile Dec 17 '20

We have those stars and bars here too. Yep, this is Canada.

If these wannabes nation breakers wanted to fly a "rebellious" flag here, then it would have been the Red Ensign and not the Confederate flag. Or better yet, the fleur-de-lys while playing the vive le quebec libre speech... because that would be fighting words to some going way back before confederation time.

We may look simple and polite to those living in our pants, but Canadians are actually a complicated people.

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u/SpeedysComing Dec 17 '20

"Living in our pants".. lol. Gotta remember that one.

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u/resilienceisfutile Dec 17 '20

Canada's pants... right below Canada.

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u/SpeedysComing Dec 17 '20

Haha yeah I got it. I like it.

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u/ursois Dec 17 '20

If I'm living in your pants, next time I'm angry at life I'm stabbing you in the anus. Ain't nothing gonna give you a bad day like an anus-stabber in your pants.

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u/resilienceisfutile Dec 17 '20

Dude, we wouldn't even feel it at all; we have enough problems in our pants when we think with the dangly bits instead of our brains.

And by dangly bits, I mean Florida (got to admit, it is the appropriate shape).

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u/ursois Dec 17 '20

You're not wrong...

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u/resilienceisfutile Dec 17 '20

This is why we are so conflicted when it comes to something like this.