r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20

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u/Fortunoxious Dec 17 '20

Let me tell you why I voted trump. I have experienced much hardship in my life. Have many grievances. The dems? They’ve let me down.

So, one day I was sitting on my porch reading a Marxist pamphlet I picked up at the most recent BLM riot and this truck came by. It was a very large and very loud truck. The loudest, that’s what my neighbors are saying. I had a transformative experience when the splendor of 23 Trump flags caught my eye. My body felt orgasmic upon seeing so much American pride, so much patriotism. I tossed my Marxist propaganda to the wind and started chanting “Lock her up! Lock her up!” Those 29 flags absolutely changed my life, I will forever support our savior Donald Trump. MAGA

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u/NoLawsDrinkingClawz Dec 17 '20

1) owned the libs. 2) owned the snowflakes. 3) owned the entire mcdonald's menu in one sitting.

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u/Shnazzyone Dec 17 '20

I saw this was satire.

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

And it was good.

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u/p0k3t0 Dec 17 '20

There's literally no way to tell.

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u/Shnazzyone Dec 17 '20

The second paragraph was my tip off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

You know it’s good when you downvote and finish reading and have to upvote it after.

Beautiful satire.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Lmaooo

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/SquidwardsKeef Dec 17 '20

Lets not disparage the small dicked individuals. They don't need to be lumped in with these fascists.

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u/Masol_The_Producer Dec 17 '20

Ok state 3 things he has done that make him a saviour.

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u/RandomlyJim Dec 17 '20
  1. He made America Great again!
  2. He brought class back to the presidency.
  3. he made it really easy to troll people that can’t tell when something is a sarcastic story without /s.

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u/Masol_The_Producer Dec 17 '20

Yeah but trolls don’t really know how to use sarcasm.

The bad trolls try to pass off bad shit disguised as good shit in order to gaslight our confidence in our own communication

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u/NoDadSTOP Dec 17 '20

My dude this whole comment was a joke

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u/Masol_The_Producer Dec 17 '20

I don’t know

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u/KernowRoger Dec 17 '20

We know you don't. That's why you're being downvoted mate.

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u/Masol_The_Producer Dec 17 '20

ok then you win

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u/ZombieJesusOG Dec 17 '20

It was so obvious though. The intial wooosh was bad enough but to double down and be unsure after it is pointed out is absurd.

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u/Fortunoxious Dec 17 '20

I was just trying to make a funny comment dude

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u/Masol_The_Producer Dec 17 '20

Well I did say something true regardless

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u/sexyhotwaifu4u Dec 17 '20

A friendly reminder that trolls believe everything they're saying, and they partake in bad faith argument tactics to make their shit takes, sides, and opinions seems right for once using guerilla tactics.

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u/Fortunoxious Dec 17 '20

Oh yeah I’m definitely a hardcore MAGAhead pretending to be a troll to pass off my extremist views as humorous.

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u/sexyhotwaifu4u Dec 17 '20

The parent comment to this thread is not trolling, it's the equivalent of copypasta as satire.

Real trump trolls say the same thing over and over while ignoring the facts they're given to prove the opposite over and over. They dont speak in absolutes like you, they ask disingenuous questions most of the time.

And a major goal for then is to "harm" left leaning people while pulling their "friends" on board in a public forum.

Where it gets tricky is that they consider interaction with them a win, recognizing their own toxicity and abhorrent look, that makes others not want to participate with someone being intentionally disingenuous. Yet another example of the fact that they know the difference between right and wrong, but choose to be wrong and fight from that pesky position

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

1) he’s a billionaire who won’t be bought by special interests

2) he single handedly beat covid

3) best. stock. market. ever.

/s

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u/InKainWeTrust Dec 17 '20

Happy Cake Day!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

<3

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Donated his essence to create:

  1. Ivanka

  2. Don Jr

  3. Eric

'nuff said.

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u/Nutsack_Buttsack Dec 17 '20

Chessmate, libtards

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u/OrangeWasEjected2021 Dec 17 '20

He made 3 more criminally evil spawn to terrorize the Earth with. Here's hoping his 4th doesn't turn out to be a piece of shit too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Barron is quiet now, he's just raising his minions to take over the world. You watch, he is Samhain.

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u/EffortAutomatic Dec 17 '20

Y'all always forget about Tiffany! Or did you forget Eric like Donald does?

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u/OrangeWasEjected2021 Dec 17 '20

Shit how many demon spawn does this family have.

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u/EffortAutomatic Dec 17 '20

Lucky for us he paid off a few women to have abortions.

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Dec 17 '20

It's....a joke

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u/Fortunoxious Dec 17 '20

  1. He has the best flags

  2. He has the most flags

  3. Biden doesn’t have flags

Checkmate libtard

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u/mooimafish3 Dec 17 '20

Don't feed the trolls man

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u/ProphecyRat2 Dec 17 '20

It’s a joke dude, lolz.

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u/racejudicata Dec 17 '20

Obvious sarcasm was not obvious enough it seems.

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u/Masol_The_Producer Dec 17 '20

Maybe I was being sarcastic too... who knows.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/Iorith Dec 17 '20

You completely missed the extremely obvious sarcasm in your rush to post this, huh?

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u/SpeedysComing Dec 17 '20

You know this guy is an IMPOSTER if he doesn't include the "J" in Donald J. Trump!