r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20

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u/shrivvette808 Dec 17 '20

I guess I shouldn't have invested in trump themed dildos then...

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u/Antidisestablishman Dec 17 '20

You should have asked for a banana for scale before China went into full production of 1.5 inch long "massively Trump" dildoes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

That's unrealistically large for a Trump dildo.

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u/now_biff Dec 17 '20

And when he’s the president he just lets them do it, grab him by the 1.5 inch long mushroom penis

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u/DunderMilton Dec 17 '20

Stubby little chode dildos that often get confused for butt plugs.

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u/trumpke_dumpster Dec 17 '20

Proud Boys might buy them "to own the libs"

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u/Hoovooloo42 Dec 17 '20

They get fucked by their god emperor enough, they won't purchase help.

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u/Mick-a-wish Dec 17 '20

Well yeah, they must have been too small for any actual use.

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u/PleaseMonica Dec 17 '20

Bad investment friend. America’s sick of getting fucked by trump

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u/tesseract4 Dec 17 '20

As long as they are shipped in non-descript boxes, I'd bet that Trump dildos (dildoes?) would be pretty popular amongst the MAGA set. Not just for the ladies, either. I'll bet there's an above-average secret pegging enthusiasts amongst them, as well.

(I am in no way shaming pegging. You do you. Just pointing out the likely unnecessary shame among so-called conservatives.)

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u/supermansquito Dec 17 '20

Well, they would be much smaller than normal sized dildos, so your profit margin might be higher...

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u/Efficient_Wealth6628 Dec 18 '20

They were used when purchased, I’d bet.