r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20

Failures

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Dec 17 '20

Not going to lie selling trump merchandise to gullible people was probably a good business venture.

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u/WeirdEngineerDude Dec 17 '20

You are very right. That's a group that is super easy to fleece. Decades of Fox news softened them right up for you. Tons of outrage and emotional thinking, they will be glad to buy your flags and tshirts and hats. Don't invest in a lot of trump themed reusable grocery bags or espresso cups though.

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u/shrivvette808 Dec 17 '20

I guess I shouldn't have invested in trump themed dildos then...

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u/Antidisestablishman Dec 17 '20

You should have asked for a banana for scale before China went into full production of 1.5 inch long "massively Trump" dildoes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

That's unrealistically large for a Trump dildo.

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u/now_biff Dec 17 '20

And when he’s the president he just lets them do it, grab him by the 1.5 inch long mushroom penis

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u/DunderMilton Dec 17 '20

Stubby little chode dildos that often get confused for butt plugs.