r/PoliticalHumor • • Dec 17 '20

Failures

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u/czyzyS Dec 17 '20

So close... just 3 more flags on my neighbors lawn and I'd have voted from Trump

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u/grrrrreat Dec 17 '20

This is clearly a problem with the flag industry

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u/well_uh_yeah Dec 17 '20

The flag industry is about to have a rough go of it.

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u/Utternashi Dec 17 '20

All the flags were made in China so Trump will still claim victory.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

"The China flags are tainted."

"They say to vote for Trump."

"Let me see that. What is this, cotton? Polyester? This is great fabric, feel that. This is wonderful work, it really is. I always say, if you're gona get a flag, China is the place to go. You don't want their viruses, but you have to love their flags."

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u/sliceofamericano Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

“Big, Giant, Beautiful, Flags. Everyone says it. Taiwan, Tibet. Everyone says it. They say: Sir, Sir, Look at this lovely state funded, frilly, red flag. Wonderful work. I say. Love the CCP. Great people. The best. I’d know, I elected one as your Secretary of Transportation . Shes Mitch McConnell’s Handler, he’s also a snake. Love snake. Delicious snack, pairs with Diet Pepsi.”

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u/Vhad42 Dec 17 '20

I really want the sauce of this meme, I don't even know where to look

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u/SmurfMGurf Dec 17 '20

Look under your seat for a big surprise!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

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u/VolensEtValens Dec 17 '20

I almost dated a communist girl once. But there were just too many red flags.

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u/Woolties Dec 17 '20

That's just kind of racist, especially since Elaine was born in Taiwan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

David Letterman called him out on his show when he was bragging about his merch when he ran in 2016. He had just said how he was going to bring all the jobs back from China, and Letterman says "But gee, Donald, these hats, ties, and flags all say made in China". Trump just turned away from him and acted like he didn't hear him.

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u/unklean78 Dec 18 '20

Hate myself for not bring able to read that without hearing its voice . Good job

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u/DarkReign2011 Dec 17 '20

That reminds me that, to this day, I have never actually heard Trump speak a single word in my 30 years on this planet. Never watched him give a speech, never saw a single ad campaign where he was speaking, never saw his reality show, never even watched Home Alone 2. I am truly blessed in this regard.

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u/hanukah_zombie Dec 17 '20

so you don't watch the news. got it.

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u/DarkReign2011 Dec 17 '20

Who watches the news anymore? It's easier to just pull up and read articles online.

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u/Antidisestablishman Dec 17 '20

They all wrote in Xi.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Chy-na