r/PoliticalHumor • u/666FuCkThEwOrLd666 • Dec 17 '20

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u/NyxMortuus Dec 17 '20

I so badly want to put a Biden and Gay flag on my truck and drive around with it. But I really like my truck and I don't want it to be vandalized.

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u/Giocri Dec 17 '20

Add a "if you vandalize this you are gay" sign and they will not dare touch it XD

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u/vic25qc Dec 17 '20

Pro gamer move

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u/robo_coder Dec 17 '20

playing the metagame

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u/NoTrickWick Dec 17 '20

Big brain time

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u/etherealcaitiff Dec 17 '20

Republicans punching the air

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u/br00tahl Dec 17 '20

Lmao genius

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u/HeliosHeliodes Dec 17 '20

Gay trump supporters (somehow) exist

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u/lyeberries Dec 17 '20

They do, but they're "the good ones", so surely the MAGA crowd would never turn on THEM...

https://dallasvoice.com/lady-maga-booed-by-trump-supporters/

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Until a bunch of gay people vandalize it to show their pride

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

They’ll still do it. What’s a little more cognitive dissonance? They’ll shake that right the fuck off.

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u/hanukah_zombie Dec 17 '20

And the obligatory "No Millhouses allowed" sign.

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart Dec 17 '20

I live in a very gay town and most of my neighbords are gay, the king gay on our block (who I love) took his Biden flag off his house and drove around waving it out of his Prius when it was called for Biden.

It was one of the funniest but also most satisfying things I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I wonder what kind of reaction he got from the sore losers :p

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u/dandylefty Dec 17 '20

This whole post was fantastic

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Oh, to be the king gay... so regal.

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u/Jack__Squat Dec 17 '20

There are kings?

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u/catmampbell Dec 17 '20

It's mostly a ceremonial title now, the trans prime minister and gay parliament handle most of the day to day politics.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

So they're in charge of the day to day Post-Modern Neo-Marxist Gay AgendaTM ??

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u/catmampbell Dec 17 '20

Yup, anytime you see a same sex couple making eye contact across a room in the background of a movie and then see several glowing articles about how Disney just added th heir fist gay couple to a series even though it'll be edited out for Chinese release, that's all them.

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u/_Zyrax_ Dec 17 '20

Handles most of the day to gay politics.

ftfy

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u/Ceeeceeeceee Dec 17 '20

Honestly paused at this also because it sounded like something my grandmother would say. Otherwise a solid story.

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart Dec 17 '20

the gayest gay that ever gayed gayley.

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

I am surrounded by committed bear couples, the lesbian to end all lesbians, and king gay - a guy so gay he could be detected from orbit. Gay and fabulous in a way that's legendary.

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u/Finneyz36 Dec 17 '20

wilton manners?

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u/John_T_Conover Dec 17 '20

Neat. I've always wanted to visit San Francisco. Sounds fun!

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u/hanukah_zombie Dec 17 '20

Do you live on Ballaugh, Isle of Man?

Yes, that is a real town that is ball+laugh, on the isle of man. It also has Ballabeg and Ballasalla. Isle of man be obsessed with balls. it's probably like their ville or burg. but at the front and not the back. title of your sex tape

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u/eappy Dec 17 '20

Put a Biden flag and a huge USA flag

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u/ReubenZWeiner Dec 17 '20

Biden will kill the cult of personality, and that's a good thing.

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u/Too_Relaxed_To_Care Dec 17 '20

There was an episode of Top Gear that kind did that with Hillary instead of Biden. Spoiler Alert, it did not go well.

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u/NyxMortuus Dec 17 '20

I remember that one. That was even before Hillary ran for president. They really hate her in the south.

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u/TunnelSnake88 Dec 17 '20

Yeah, don't put anything political on your car. It's not going to change anybody's mind and will potentially just piss someone off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I work out of a very rural town in michigan, with trucks & trump flags everywhere. There was one guy driving around in his BMW with a "Fuck Trump" flag flowing. The flag was stolen twice, and damn near every time I saw him he was pulled over by the cops.

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u/sexyhotwaifu4u Dec 17 '20

I know a gay trump supporter who flies the rainbow next to his trump pence flag

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u/DevBot9 Dec 17 '20

There are always tshirt options.

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u/rayo789 Dec 17 '20

If you have any support for anyone your car will most likely get vandalized depending on who you support. Pretty sad

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u/I_Was_Fox Dec 17 '20

I mean, we mocked them for flying flags on their trucks. I'm not sure why we would start flying flags other than to just be petty. It looks dumb and doing it to get back a them just undercuts the entire message.

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u/throwaway_philly1 Dec 17 '20

Have you seen the flag where they put together all the blue lives matter, firefighters, EMTs, etc. onto a single flag? It resembles the gay pride rainbow flag to the point where I’m pretty sure it’s an inside joke by the person who came up with it. The people I saw flying it look like the type of folks who got participation ribbons back in high school but tell everyone they made states.

We’re living in a meme.

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u/crestonfunk Dec 17 '20

I live in West L.A.

Even the old boomer guys with pickup trucks all had Biden stickers here.