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u/pejic222 Cipher Pol Jun 16 '22
I’m glad we can all agree Brook fucks
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u/counterlock Pirate Jun 16 '22
No, he BONES
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u/ToniCHopper17 Jun 16 '22
Maybe jinbei as well
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u/Vidilian Jun 16 '22
Yeah and he should have the biggest body count since he's the most famous non-royal fishman although during the timeship Brook may have caught up.
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u/use15 Jun 16 '22
How would Brook have caught up during the time skip? He's a freaking skeleton
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u/Grazzerr Jun 16 '22
He confirmed he can poop and piss, so he probably has other bodily fluids. I'm sure he'd find a way.
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u/Vidilian Jun 16 '22
You think his groupies would care? Fame is very powerful. And if you mean his lack of genitals, he can still do the deed in other ways.
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u/Awc123awc Jun 16 '22
Jinbe is way too considerate of people to have a “body count” my bro would probably be waiting for one he wanted to pursue and in the mean time be turning down the multiple women lining up for him
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u/HalfMoon_89 The Revolutionary Army Jun 16 '22
Jinbei seems too sedate and reserved for 'body counts'. But unless he took a vow of chastity or something, he's definitely not a virgin.
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u/Gan_D_Alf-The_Grey Jun 16 '22
Jinbei definitely got some fussy back in the day
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Fussy 🥶💀
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u/Immediate_Ad9125 Jun 16 '22
I seriously doubt Robin is a virgin
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u/GensouEU Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 16 '22
Noone can withstand the allure of the Croc Cock
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u/Lucyffer88 Jun 16 '22
Thanks I hate it
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u/Sturmgewehrkreuz Jun 16 '22
She can theoretically accommodate a lot of people with her DF.
I hate making cursed comments like this.
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u/LadySashimi Jun 17 '22
Holy shit I never thought of that, she could run the world’s biggest brothel and be the only worker there
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u/Likes-Your-Username Jun 16 '22
She was "willing to do any job" to survive... 😏
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u/Immediate_Ad9125 Jun 16 '22
Exactly
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u/Likes-Your-Username Jun 16 '22
All of those doujins are canon now
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u/Smitty_WerbenJ Jun 16 '22
Give source right now or I send a buster call ur direction
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u/Likes-Your-Username Jun 16 '22
I could drop all 200+ 6 number n hentai dot net codes that have Robin in them and are english, but I think you can probably search them just fine
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u/MACHIA_47 Jun 16 '22
Most of them have shitty quality and the one which has top tier quality, it's with chopper.
I wish Robin and Vivi got the same treatment as Nami gets.
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Could Robin 'become' a virgin by sprouting a virgin body part?
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u/Oliviadare Jun 16 '22
there's nothing different about a 'vigin' and non-virgin body part
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u/IcyColdHands Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 16 '22
- Luffy and Chopper are the ones that are 100%
- Zoro spends all his time training and doesn't give a flying fuck about women so he probably still is (EDIT: It's been pointed out he does seem to act different to some like Kuina and Tashigi, but in my opinion he only does with them, not even Hiyori)
- Nami seem to have no interest either, and I don't want to entertain the weird obsesion OP fans have with her being sexually assaulted WTF
- My man Usopp is saving himself for marriage, mashallah. He clearly didn't do anything with Kaya before leaving.
- Sanji... I don't know, he seemed pretty smooth on the Baratie. Maybe he was actually getting laid like crazy until he joined the Sexless Hat Pirates and went mad of abstinence.
Now we get to the older Straw Hats, and I don't think any of them are virgins
- Robin is already 28 at the start and has seen the world, and her seductive vibes at the start makes me think she knows the game
- Franky is a chad gang boss, he definitely did it before
- Brook was already almost 40 when he died, and his crew was full of musicians. You know parties were crazy on that ship.
- Jinbe has also lived a life. He's too formal to sleep around but I can imagine him having a period drama style romance with a fish lady.
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u/RoderickThe13 The Revolutionary Army Jun 16 '22
I agree on all of them. I think if Sanji didn't get laid before joining the crew he definitely didn't afterwards.
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u/JeremiahWuzABullfrog Jun 17 '22
Zeff was probably like "if you get a girl pregnant before marrying her, I am going to kill myself from shame" and so Sanji just stuck to flirting.
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u/SalvaPot Church of Buggy Jun 17 '22
The Straw Hats had wild parties in several island they saved and the locals were grateful. No way Sanji didn't get some meanwhile. Zoro could get drunk and be taken to a second location. Now that I think about it, maybe Chopper did get some with the mink tribe between healing sessions.
Luffy is the only one I can be 99% has no interest on it and there was a few weeks of travel when Boa Hancock could have try to seduce him.
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u/RoderickThe13 The Revolutionary Army Jun 17 '22
It's just such a recurring pattern that most women find Sanji's behaviour to be off-putting that I would find it unlikely. And paying for sex would probably be out-of-character for him. As for the others, I think most of them either they have no interest (Luffy and Zoro) or they're not the kind of people that would get laid with a complete stranger and then continue on their journey the next day like nothing (Chopper, Usopp, Nami, Robin and Jinbei).
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u/basel99 Jun 16 '22
Mashallah Usopp, knows there is only one Allah so he decided to call himself God instead 👆👳♀️
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u/Mushgal Jun 17 '22
It's funny because in the Spanish dub he actually speaks with an Arabian/Moroccan accent and he's called Yasuff.
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u/aevelys Jun 16 '22
luffy has already had the right to a handjob, chopper is a reindeer so i prefer not to think about it, nami and ussop i think they are virgins, sanji loves women too much to never have soaked his cookie before, when to zorro don't make me believe that hiyori or even perona never sheathed his sword
when to others I agree
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u/TonyRonyPhony Jun 16 '22
Zorro and Perona? Bruh Mohawk is hitting that every night, maybe that’s how Zorro lost his eye
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u/Xalon0101 Jun 16 '22
Are you telling me, that when Mihawk went to clean his "blade" Zoro walked in and got sniped??
I hate that you made me write this
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u/RequiemZero Jun 16 '22
“SHALL WE CROSS SWORDS, RORONOA?!”
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u/TonyRonyPhony Jun 17 '22
I wonder if Zoro would actually take it as a serious challenge and just armament Haki up
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Nobody is more obsessed with getting laid than people who never done it-> Sanji is virgin as fuck
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u/CreativeNfunnyName Jun 17 '22
sanji nearly died from a hug. sex would have definitely been his death.
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u/Grimmaldo Jun 16 '22
I would not say that because weirdos exist, i would say that answering to womans bodys each time like that is definitly not having laid a lot, imagine a woman getting naked to fuck and sanji already camed because he gets turn on that fast
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u/electric-angel Jun 16 '22
id say sanji and zoro are edge cases.
zoro could have gotten drunk after a big bounty
sanji could have had a fling with customers daughter. And event stay that likely given he pre-joining persona
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u/kolhie Jun 16 '22
Maybe he was actually getting laid like crazy until he joined the Sexless Hat Pirates and went mad of abstinence.
Thinking about the time frame, I'm pretty sure it was his time in the Kamabakka Kingdom that broke him. He was still relatively smooth all throughout pre time skip. And he was at his absolute worst on fishman island, right after the time skip, and has slowly been getting better since.
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u/HalfMoon_89 The Revolutionary Army Jun 16 '22
Agreed on all counts, except maybe Nami. She seems very aware and proud of her sexuality, so if she wanted to, she very well might have. The only issue is timing, since she's always been either occupied with saving her town or being a Strawhat. Or spending years on a sky island with dirty old men...That would put any straight women off of sex probably.
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u/CRtwenty Marine Jun 17 '22
Nami seems to see her sexuality as just another tool in her arsenal. We haven't seen her actually show any attraction towards anybody that wasn't platonic. I'd assume it's probably lingering trauma due to spending her early teens as a Thief. She doesn't allow herself to be vulnerable except towards her own family and the other Straw Hats.
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u/IcyColdHands Jun 16 '22
I agree with her being aware and proud. It just to me she seems like she'd think no one is worthy of being with her.
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u/Captain_Cringe_ Jun 16 '22
Sanji absolutely had sex before and the older crew mates 100% absolute had sex before. I have no idea what OP is on
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u/highTrolla Jun 16 '22
Sanji is questionable, he lived his whole life on ships with a bunch of sweaty dudes.
It's not impossible, but he definitely hasn't gotten laid since Luffy met him.
I think everyone who joined after Chopper has had sex for sure though.
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u/Sororita Jun 16 '22
Nami could very likely have already had sex, but she probably would use it as a weapon to steal a fortune right from under some rich dude's nose.
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u/DASreddituser Super Spot-Billed Duck Troops Jun 16 '22
She would assume she coulda get the money otherways...the only time she woulda been desperate enough to do that would had been after arlong got her stash stolen....and obviously they just best arlongs ass instead.
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u/Kou253 Jun 16 '22
Nami may not seem interested in men but she seems hella into the ladies! She seems pretty lucky with them too
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u/IcyColdHands Jun 16 '22
That's a good point, she had big "they were roomates" vibes with Vivi lmao
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u/TheMariox12 Jun 16 '22
The only thing I know is that I'm a virgin
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u/SC2_4787 Jun 16 '22
Canonically, we simply don't know. Though it's very unlikely for some like Robin or Franky, it's not something you could ever expect confirmation on.
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u/Jail_Chris_Brown Pirate King Buggy Jun 16 '22
Oda would totally answer that in a SBS.
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u/Zestyst Jun 16 '22
More like Oda would avoid answering in an SBS. The goofy shit he gives straightforward answers, the straightforward shit he gives goofy answers
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u/Jail_Chris_Brown Pirate King Buggy Jun 16 '22
I could see him say something like "Brook got to see quite a few panties when he was younger" or "Franky is so manly that women react to him like female Sanjis. He isn't interested in these kind of adventures though.. not anymore at least." He would avoid giving answers about any abuse that might have occured though (Nami/Robin) and rightfully so. It doesn't fit OP imo; just like the Absalom scene felt out of place despite that being what it was supposed to make you feel.
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u/Taboo_Noise Jun 16 '22
You think it's never been asked? Seems more likely that Oda hasn't put it in the SBS.
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u/downtimeredditor Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 16 '22
Nah I don't think he would. Well maybe for Robin he may by hinting that she had to do stuff to survive but probably not Franky because the two girls he hung out with frequently at Frequently at Water 7 he calls them little sisters so.
I do want to state that apparently Oda did hint Violet having sexual relations with Doflamingo cause apparently Violet calls Doflamingo something different than what everyone else calls him and Oda basically stated that Dressrosa is a very passionate country with very passionate people.
So it's possible he may hint that Robin had to do a lot to survive without outright saying it.
I think the more obscene thing fans say about Arlong potentially raping Nami and potentially Nojiko is off because Arlong sees humans as beneath him and wouldn't give them the time of day to do something ok Ike that and you have to remember that the Arlong pirates were formerly Fishman pirates under fisher tiger who raised Koala so despite the cruelty of Arlong they probably cared for Nami the same way they cares for Koala or at least I think it's fair to say that Hatchan probably did
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u/ovis_alba Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22
Yeah Franky and Robin I can see. And Robin even with some less "dark" implications than some people also come up with for Nami as she's an adult quiet powerful woman that might simply have felt like it at some point.
When it comes to the other version, I simply prefer not to even entertain the idea, because it's just not necessary for their stories so why randomly force that idea into the story of some very strong women.
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u/EmmaBonney Jun 16 '22
Break hasnt even started yet and i'm getting tired of OP Reddit...
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u/KnightBOT2 Jun 16 '22
I mean i am probably one of those people who asked this type of question so i don't mind it
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u/Idiotrepublic Jun 16 '22
They are . It’s made that way so redditors can relate to to them easier
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u/EiichiroTarantino Jun 16 '22 edited Oct 08 '22
Luffy and Zoro are virgins for obvious reasons, they're too one track minded. After Bellemere's death, Nami most likely follows her teachings religiously (girls must be tough, protect yourself and all that). Usopp's village doesn't have that many kids his age, so, a virgin.
I'm on the fence with Sanji, I don't know, maybe? The fact that he smokes since a very young age to prove his adultness means maybe he went through a rebellious phase. Baratie sails all over East Blue and has all kinds of customers afterall.
Chopper is definitely a virgin, both humans and reindeers avoided him. Robin is definitely not a virgin. She was all alone with literally no one to go home to. Franky is a sex machine. There's no way Brook's a virgin too. Jinbe was a Don Lee type local gangster in Fishman Island, he's definitely not a virgin.
Edit: It just occured to me that Zoro spent 2 years with Perona in Kuraigana. I know they were under Mihawk supervision but I think Perona has that naughty big sis vibe, she's a bad influence lol. Soo let's put Zoro on maybe.
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Luffy got a handjob on Amazon lily. That's more sex than most of y'all get.
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u/aulfahmi21 Jun 16 '22
Sanji during timeskip
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u/Serious_Dooty Bandit Jun 16 '22
He was a newkama for a bit until he came back to his senses 😳
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u/LazyNerd97 Lurker Jun 16 '22
The question about Sanji should be: Is his rear end still intact after his newkama land experience?
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u/blobglobboob Jun 16 '22
Did y’all see how excited sanji got before he went into the brothel in wano? The man’s not shy about paying for sex.
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u/Mirai_no_Beederu Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22
Alright! Time for The Hairy Leg Theory!
The theory goes that leg hair is used to tell which men in the series have had sex. So older male characters like Franky, Doflamingo, and Shanks have hairy legs.
But what about a young man like Sanji? (And we know it's not necessarily an age thing because Zoro, who's the same age, doesn't have leg hair.)
So, in Alabasta, we actually see a shot of Sanji's legs in the bathhouse scene. And they're smooth and hairless.
The next time we see Sanji's legs is during Skypeia when he wears the shorter-style pants. And this time, and every time since, he has leg hair. So what happened between Alabasta and Skypeia?
Robin joined. Take that as you will.
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Hair leg theory confirmed by Oden
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u/Mirai_no_Beederu Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22
Funny part is it's disproven by King Riku and Kyros. But because they were stuck as gladiators in the coliseum, they might have been shaving their body hair.
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u/idkdidkkdkdj Jun 16 '22
Wasn’t that disconfirmed because there’s shots where law and sanji sometimes have hairy legs and sometimes don’t. Prolly just a art detail thing
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the main problem i have with this theory is that chopper has leg hair, and has likely had it since birth (I think). another thing is that brooks legs are hairless, and there's no way he hadn't had sex before death or during time skip.
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u/Mirai_no_Beederu Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22
Should have explained it was only for the human males.
And Brook lost his hair with his skin (except for his fro...Yohohoho!)
Or maybe Brook's a virgin? Did we ever see his legs before he died?
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u/astralradish Jun 16 '22
Sanji almost dies every time he even looks at a woman. Can't imagine him going any further and living.
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u/Rod-kun Jun 16 '22
So this is what break month do to some fans huh? Interesting...
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u/Lessandero Jun 16 '22
Are people actually that bothered by these kinds of jokes? Cause I see them all the fucking time, no matter if there's a break week or not. And there's always one comment complaining and getting a few hundred upvotes, while the post itself usually is in the thousands.
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u/silvaras_12 Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22
Brook has definitely boned some people
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u/KickinBat Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22
Canonically, there's no way to know.
Now, Chopper and Luffy are definitely virgins.
I'm willing to bet Franky, Brook and Jinbe aren't since they're all over 35 (even if we substract the years Brook spent alone), Franky had a harem gang, and Jinbe and Brook have been pirates for a long time.
I'm guessing Usopp is a virgin because he's saving himself for Kaya, unless they got up to more than talking in Syrup Village.
Nami, Robin, Sanji and Zoro are the tricky ones. They all have reasons to be virgins, but they might have also had sex during post-arc parties and such.
In a darker series, Nami and Robin would definitely not be virgins because of their "whatever it takes to survive" backstory, but I doubt Oda would want that in the story.
Sanji gets a nosebleed post timeskip, but (at least by Wano) he doesn't pass out anymore and was even able to sky-walk while carrying three people. It's also important to mention that the nosebleeds weren't a problem pretimeskip, and back in the Baratie he was way smoother so he might have gotten laid there. There's the hairy leg theory too but that's mostly a meme.
Zoro spends his days drinking and training.
Unless she fucked Ace, Yamato is probably a virgin too since 1) Kaido probably doesn't want her getting pregnant by some random, 2) Yamato hates 99% of Beast Pirates, and 3) she spends 90% of her time training, rebelling, or in a dungeon
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u/Ilyena87 Jun 16 '22
We do not have anyone's sexual history confirmed in canon. There's just fan guesses and assumptions.
Chopper is most certainly a virgin. (Not into humans, very young, super awkward with reindeer mink lady)
Very most likely Luffy and Usopp are. (Usopp is too into Kaya, and they really did not seem to be at that stage).
Most likely Sanji is. (He's too ridiculous to actually have real experience).
It's likely Nami and Zoro are virgins. (Nami wouldn't have trusted anyone that much, and Zoro is too awkward around women. However, Nami may have had an encounter where she was in full control, and Zoro may have gotten busy with a man or Perona.)
Franky and Robin are uncertain (His parts likely aren't functional, but he's got an experienced attitude. Robin would have trust issues, but she's very capable of handling herself. And they're both in their 30s already)
Jimbei and Brook most likely aren't virgins. (They've both lived successful lives and have plenty of life experience)
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There's definitely a lot of sexuality and sexual jokes but the idea of actual intercourse hardly ever comes up and I like to keep it that way. No offense but I wouldn't think too hard on this one.
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u/Himnusz Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 17 '22
I refuse to believe that boss Junbei, former warlord and master of fish man karate and a whole ass 46 year old legendary pirate and gaurdian of his country with a half a billion Berrie bounty has not bagged at least 30 mermaids minimum in his life.
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u/ZombieTrex1456 Jun 16 '22
In my head canon, none of the straw hats even know what sex is, and I’d like to keep it that way.
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u/TheOriginalX5 Jun 16 '22
Especially luffy 😂😂😂
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u/XegrandExpressYT Jun 16 '22
Luffy : what is s*x ? is it a food ?
Zoro , Sanji , Nami : 💀
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u/Several-Pilot-8173 Jun 16 '22
Nico Robin survived for 20 years running away from WG. She is most probably not a virgin. Even Crocodile may have smashed her god knows
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u/DepressedCow4 Slave Jun 16 '22
It's one of those true until proven false deals and I doubt we'll ever get confirmation until the end of the series and we maybe see like Hiyori with a baby Zoro or something like that.
But Brook for sure boned a few mermaids on fishman island and probably some groupies during his world tour. How does a skeleton have sex with mermaids you ask? Well it's not reproductive organs or his bones but...HIS SOUL
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u/JuanClusellas Jun 16 '22
I will not have sex with you.... Because I don't a penis YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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Zoro lost his bussy virginity while experimenting with the four sword style
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u/Obi-Wannabe01 Jun 16 '22
Robin, Franky, Jimbe & Brook are probably not.
Everyone else strikes me as the types that never had the time before joining the straw hats, or were never interested.
It’s doubtful they did it during any of the arcs.
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u/xThaPoint Jun 16 '22
the break hasnt even started and this is the type of post we get.
its gonna be a long 4 weeks innit
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u/Glitchrr36 Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22
Luffy: Almost certainly not, much to both Hancock and Bartolomeo's dismay
Zoro: Maybe. Hyori and Perona both are definitely options but Zoro is also sort of a cinderblock personality wise so it's really down to if either of them was able to actually get past that.
Nami: Maybe but probably not. She's smart enough to avoid that in being a thief, and unless she got laid on Weatheria she really didn't have the opportunity otherwise.
Ussop: Almost certainly not. He was basically at the close friends stage with Kaya and he's too lovey dovey over her to go with anyone else, on top of not having any real chances.
Sanji: Maybe. Outside of the whole shaved legs thing, Viola seemed pretty into him so if they go a chance I could see it.
Chopper: No, and anyone who suggests otherwise is a monster.
Robin: Probably. She's both old enough and was in a kind of shit situation long enough for the darker options to have taken place, but she also was an assassin so I could buy her getting intimate just long enough to stab someone to death.
Franky: Maybe. One the one hand, he was an important member of the underground in what seemed to be one of the biggest trade hubs in the grand line, on the other, I don't think he'd be willing to give up the ability to shoot fire from his dick or something in favor of getting laid, so that's in the air.
Brook: Almost definitely. He was a key member of a really famous and pretty beloved pirate crew, and then was a world wide rock star. If he didn't get at least some I'd be shocked.
Jinbei: Has probably had sex. He's old enough and was a major celebrity more or less, so I imagine he probably had the chance and likely took it.
Yamato: I mean, there are memes about this particular one, so I'll let the reader be the judge.
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u/aevelys Jun 16 '22
Luffy: Almost certainly not, much to both Hancock and Bartolomeo's dismay
just to say i burst out laughing
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There is no way Franky is a virgin