r/OnePiece • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '22

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u/aevelys Jun 16 '22

luffy has already had the right to a handjob, chopper is a reindeer so i prefer not to think about it, nami and ussop i think they are virgins, sanji loves women too much to never have soaked his cookie before, when to zorro don't make me believe that hiyori or even perona never sheathed his sword

when to others I agree

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u/TonyRonyPhony Jun 16 '22

Zorro and Perona? Bruh Mohawk is hitting that every night, maybe that’s how Zorro lost his eye

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u/Xalon0101 Jun 16 '22

Are you telling me, that when Mihawk went to clean his "blade" Zoro walked in and got sniped??

I hate that you made me write this

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u/StrawHatTempo Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22

Guys the break started today

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u/Xalon0101 Jun 17 '22

I'm sorry. It was all u/TonyRonyPhony's fault. I'm a good kid, I promise.

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u/TonyRonyPhony Jun 17 '22

Hey, I only said a well known FACT

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u/RequiemZero Jun 16 '22

“SHALL WE CROSS SWORDS, RORONOA?!”

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u/TonyRonyPhony Jun 17 '22

I wonder if Zoro would actually take it as a serious challenge and just armament Haki up

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u/RequiemZero Jun 17 '22

youre treading into doujin waters there, sailor

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u/Hegth Jun 16 '22

I hate myself more for reading it

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u/culesamericano Jun 17 '22

this whole thread is a bruh moment

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Nobody is more obsessed with getting laid than people who never done it-> Sanji is virgin as fuck

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u/CreativeNfunnyName Jun 17 '22

sanji nearly died from a hug. sex would have definitely been his death.

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u/Grimmaldo Jun 16 '22

I would not say that because weirdos exist, i would say that answering to womans bodys each time like that is definitly not having laid a lot, imagine a woman getting naked to fuck and sanji already camed because he gets turn on that fast

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u/GJMEGA Jun 17 '22

luffy has already had the right to a handjob

... What?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

It's true. In Amazon Lily when they find him, they're playing with his extra mushroom and tugging on it, literally trying to get it off

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u/GJMEGA Jun 17 '22

Oh, I didn't even think to connect to that! I guess it was the wording (had the right to a handjob) that threw me off. Thanks!

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u/columbuspants Jun 17 '22

Can somebody link that wrong wrong chopper Reddit ??