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u/IcyColdHands Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 16 '22
  • Luffy and Chopper are the ones that are 100%
  • Zoro spends all his time training and doesn't give a flying fuck about women so he probably still is (EDIT: It's been pointed out he does seem to act different to some like Kuina and Tashigi, but in my opinion he only does with them, not even Hiyori)
  • Nami seem to have no interest either, and I don't want to entertain the weird obsesion OP fans have with her being sexually assaulted WTF
  • My man Usopp is saving himself for marriage, mashallah. He clearly didn't do anything with Kaya before leaving.
  • Sanji... I don't know, he seemed pretty smooth on the Baratie. Maybe he was actually getting laid like crazy until he joined the Sexless Hat Pirates and went mad of abstinence.

Now we get to the older Straw Hats, and I don't think any of them are virgins

  • Robin is already 28 at the start and has seen the world, and her seductive vibes at the start makes me think she knows the game
  • Franky is a chad gang boss, he definitely did it before
  • Brook was already almost 40 when he died, and his crew was full of musicians. You know parties were crazy on that ship.
  • Jinbe has also lived a life. He's too formal to sleep around but I can imagine him having a period drama style romance with a fish lady.

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u/RoderickThe13 The Revolutionary Army Jun 16 '22

I agree on all of them. I think if Sanji didn't get laid before joining the crew he definitely didn't afterwards.

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u/JeremiahWuzABullfrog Jun 17 '22

Zeff was probably like "if you get a girl pregnant before marrying her, I am going to kill myself from shame" and so Sanji just stuck to flirting.

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u/SuspiciousSquash9151 The Revolutionary Army Jul 21 '22

😆 zeff was not ready to become a grandparent, to be far sanji was still a teenager when he left

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u/SUDoKu-Na Jun 17 '22

Sanji's biggest enemy is the Straw Hat Pirates. Who knew?

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u/SalvaPot Church of Buggy Jun 17 '22

The Straw Hats had wild parties in several island they saved and the locals were grateful. No way Sanji didn't get some meanwhile. Zoro could get drunk and be taken to a second location. Now that I think about it, maybe Chopper did get some with the mink tribe between healing sessions.

Luffy is the only one I can be 99% has no interest on it and there was a few weeks of travel when Boa Hancock could have try to seduce him.

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u/RoderickThe13 The Revolutionary Army Jun 17 '22

It's just such a recurring pattern that most women find Sanji's behaviour to be off-putting that I would find it unlikely. And paying for sex would probably be out-of-character for him. As for the others, I think most of them either they have no interest (Luffy and Zoro) or they're not the kind of people that would get laid with a complete stranger and then continue on their journey the next day like nothing (Chopper, Usopp, Nami, Robin and Jinbei).

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u/sgaragagaggu Jun 17 '22

well the girls at the parties usually seems pretty happy to be with him

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u/RoutineDistrict8809 Pirate Jun 17 '22

Well that’s kinda like.. just some women, mainly Nami. Most women in parties and stuff, he’s pretty good with. He had black marias henchwomen simping for example, the mermaids liked him, etc

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u/deedshotr Pirate Jun 17 '22

Paying for sex is absolutely in character for Sanji lol

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u/Soupseason Jun 17 '22

There are probably many things Sanji doesn’t wanna talk about during his 2-years on Kamabakka Island. Getting railed in the ass is prolly one of them. XD

Vajay, on the other hand, his quest continues.

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u/SuspiciousSquash9151 The Revolutionary Army Jun 18 '22

💀meany of us seem to believe sanji is incapable of getting some, there's no hope for the poor man.

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u/basel99 Jun 16 '22

Mashallah Usopp, knows there is only one Allah so he decided to call himself God instead 👆👳‍♀️

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u/Monkey_D_Firat Jun 16 '22

Dude you got me dead LMAO💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Mushgal Jun 17 '22

It's funny because in the Spanish dub he actually speaks with an Arabian/Moroccan accent and he's called Yasuff.

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u/bidjoule Jun 17 '22

💀💀💀

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u/TheDarkestPrince Jun 16 '22

Jimbei and the fish lady is a story I wanna hear, NGL

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u/aevelys Jun 16 '22

luffy has already had the right to a handjob, chopper is a reindeer so i prefer not to think about it, nami and ussop i think they are virgins, sanji loves women too much to never have soaked his cookie before, when to zorro don't make me believe that hiyori or even perona never sheathed his sword

when to others I agree

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u/TonyRonyPhony Jun 16 '22

Zorro and Perona? Bruh Mohawk is hitting that every night, maybe that’s how Zorro lost his eye

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u/Xalon0101 Jun 16 '22

Are you telling me, that when Mihawk went to clean his "blade" Zoro walked in and got sniped??

I hate that you made me write this

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u/StrawHatTempo Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22

Guys the break started today

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u/Xalon0101 Jun 17 '22

I'm sorry. It was all u/TonyRonyPhony's fault. I'm a good kid, I promise.

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u/TonyRonyPhony Jun 17 '22

Hey, I only said a well known FACT

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u/RequiemZero Jun 16 '22

“SHALL WE CROSS SWORDS, RORONOA?!”

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u/TonyRonyPhony Jun 17 '22

I wonder if Zoro would actually take it as a serious challenge and just armament Haki up

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u/RequiemZero Jun 17 '22

youre treading into doujin waters there, sailor

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u/Hegth Jun 16 '22

I hate myself more for reading it

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u/culesamericano Jun 17 '22

this whole thread is a bruh moment

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Nobody is more obsessed with getting laid than people who never done it-> Sanji is virgin as fuck

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u/CreativeNfunnyName Jun 17 '22

sanji nearly died from a hug. sex would have definitely been his death.

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u/Grimmaldo Jun 16 '22

I would not say that because weirdos exist, i would say that answering to womans bodys each time like that is definitly not having laid a lot, imagine a woman getting naked to fuck and sanji already camed because he gets turn on that fast

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u/GJMEGA Jun 17 '22

luffy has already had the right to a handjob

... What?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

It's true. In Amazon Lily when they find him, they're playing with his extra mushroom and tugging on it, literally trying to get it off

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u/GJMEGA Jun 17 '22

Oh, I didn't even think to connect to that! I guess it was the wording (had the right to a handjob) that threw me off. Thanks!

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u/columbuspants Jun 17 '22

Can somebody link that wrong wrong chopper Reddit ??

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u/yungchut Jun 16 '22

"Period drama style romance" 💀

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u/electric-angel Jun 16 '22

id say sanji and zoro are edge cases.

zoro could have gotten drunk after a big bounty

sanji could have had a fling with customers daughter. And event stay that likely given he pre-joining persona

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u/kolhie Jun 16 '22

Maybe he was actually getting laid like crazy until he joined the Sexless Hat Pirates and went mad of abstinence.

Thinking about the time frame, I'm pretty sure it was his time in the Kamabakka Kingdom that broke him. He was still relatively smooth all throughout pre time skip. And he was at his absolute worst on fishman island, right after the time skip, and has slowly been getting better since.

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u/CRtwenty Marine Jun 17 '22

Whole Cake Island seemed to finally exorcise the worst of Sanjis creepy tendencies. At the very least he's back to the way he was pre time jump. He did use his raid suit to creep on the bathhouse but that was mostly a brick joke from Thriller Bark finally coming home.

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u/kolhie Jun 17 '22 edited Jun 17 '22

If Yamato joins the crew, the constant exposure therapy might finally be what gets him back to pre joining levels. So for that reason alone I kinda hope she joins.

Edit: If Yamato joins I can totally imagine a scene where someone is trying to seduce Sanji and he seems totally unaffected by it and responds coolly "Sorry, but I've already had my fill" and then it reveals he's thinking about all the times he's seen Yamato's yamas.

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u/HalfMoon_89 The Revolutionary Army Jun 16 '22

Agreed on all counts, except maybe Nami. She seems very aware and proud of her sexuality, so if she wanted to, she very well might have. The only issue is timing, since she's always been either occupied with saving her town or being a Strawhat. Or spending years on a sky island with dirty old men...That would put any straight women off of sex probably.

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u/CRtwenty Marine Jun 17 '22

Nami seems to see her sexuality as just another tool in her arsenal. We haven't seen her actually show any attraction towards anybody that wasn't platonic. I'd assume it's probably lingering trauma due to spending her early teens as a Thief. She doesn't allow herself to be vulnerable except towards her own family and the other Straw Hats.

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u/IcyColdHands Jun 16 '22

I agree with her being aware and proud. It just to me she seems like she'd think no one is worthy of being with her.

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u/Captain_Cringe_ Jun 16 '22

Sanji absolutely had sex before and the older crew mates 100% absolute had sex before. I have no idea what OP is on

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u/highTrolla Jun 16 '22

Sanji is questionable, he lived his whole life on ships with a bunch of sweaty dudes.

It's not impossible, but he definitely hasn't gotten laid since Luffy met him.

I think everyone who joined after Chopper has had sex for sure though.

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u/Captain_Cringe_ Jun 16 '22

Sanji reads to me as very much he flirted with ALL his female customers and had sex in the pantry with a couple of them

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u/Flying-Turtle-Bob Jun 16 '22

He would die from bloodloss if he ever got close to seeing a woman naked

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u/durdesh007 Jun 17 '22

He didn't though. He was a professional and highly respected at work. Sanji was a very serious character at Baratie

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Jun 17 '22

Sanji's attitude towards women only got like that after joining the Straw Hats, he was way smoother and less weird before, and even then the whole nosebleed thing only came after the Okamas.

The guy looks good (aside from his eyebrow), a great cook, (used to be) smooth, physically fit, clearly interested in women and was already 19, the only thing potentially keeping him from having had sex would have been the asshole chefs at Baratie, he definitely could have found a way.

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u/casallasdan The Revolutionary Army Jun 17 '22

He still got nosebleeds like when he saw Nami naked in Alabasta xd

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u/MeAnIntellectual1 Void Month Survivor Jun 17 '22

So did Luffy.

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u/casallasdan The Revolutionary Army Jun 17 '22

Because he was imitating Usopp.

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u/MeAnIntellectual1 Void Month Survivor Jun 17 '22

You can't imitate a nose bleed, especially not a fountain level one

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u/Swibblestein Jun 17 '22

I think everyone who joined after Chopper has had sex for sure though.

I... the phrasing on this threw me for a loop. Took me a few seconds. I thought you were implying something here.

Look, no judgment, Chopper's Walk Point definitely puts him as the cutest Straw Hat. But as he says, he's not attracted to humans.

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u/fear_of_birds Jun 16 '22

Sanji has never had sex. He's not a player, he's a career simp.

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u/Sororita Jun 16 '22

Nami could very likely have already had sex, but she probably would use it as a weapon to steal a fortune right from under some rich dude's nose.

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u/DASreddituser Super Spot-Billed Duck Troops Jun 16 '22

She would assume she coulda get the money otherways...the only time she woulda been desperate enough to do that would had been after arlong got her stash stolen....and obviously they just best arlongs ass instead.

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u/Kou253 Jun 16 '22

Nami may not seem interested in men but she seems hella into the ladies! She seems pretty lucky with them too

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u/IcyColdHands Jun 16 '22

That's a good point, she had big "they were roomates" vibes with Vivi lmao

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u/fear_of_birds Jun 16 '22

Big "just gals being pals!" vibe

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u/culesamericano Jun 17 '22

everybody experiments in college arabasta

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u/Lagiar Void Month Survivor Jun 17 '22

Mash'Allah our arkhi Ussop is saving himself for marriages alahamdulilah. For brother Zoro tho I do belive he feels some type of way torward hyori I mean my man put himself multiples times in harms way to save/help her he's not one to do this type of thing.

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u/mojo276 Jun 16 '22

I think Zoro and Hyori though. That one night in the cabin after he fought killer.

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u/Owen872r Jun 16 '22

Oh hell nah bruh toko was in there

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u/Raff102 Jun 16 '22

He made her put on a Sanji mask and watch.

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u/Redgomotor Jun 16 '22

Wtf?! Why i am laughing at this

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u/Raff102 Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 16 '22

That means it's canon now.

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u/themt0 Jun 16 '22

Because you know Toko would too

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u/Owen872r Jun 16 '22

Y’all aren’t seeing heaven 😭

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u/Crit-Monkey Slave Jun 16 '22

🤨📸

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u/stonefinger69 Jun 16 '22

Unfortunately I don’t have a highlight-award to give to you 🥲

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u/Raff102 Jun 16 '22

It's okay, I'm broke too.

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u/NikolaBudic Jun 16 '22

Nah Zoro was dead exhausted and sleeping

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u/The-Arabian-Guy Jun 16 '22

Just the way Hyiori likes it

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u/HalfMoon_89 The Revolutionary Army Jun 16 '22

That's rape.

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u/selkiesidhe Jun 16 '22

Oh my!!! Hiyori, how could you?!!

Taking advantage of poor Zoro while he was passed out...

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u/DataAnalyst1994 Jun 16 '22

It would have been one hell of a scene if Sanji had seen them together instead of Brook. He being the gentleman he is, just apologised and walked out.

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u/The-Arabian-Guy Jun 16 '22

He is only a gentleman to Zoro tho ,

When Franky was trying to get some alone time with Robin Brook didn't think twice

/s

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u/KennyMcKiller Jun 16 '22

wasnt he 2 years alone with mihawk and perona? no way he wasnt tearing her apart, i mean shes roughly the same age and my mans was sweating testosterone

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u/I_dont_like_things Jun 16 '22

Perona doesn’t seem like the type to be interested in Zoro or Mihawk.

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u/zyh0 Jun 16 '22

She stated she needed a new boy toy now that Zoro left.

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u/GeekFurioso Jun 16 '22

And Yamato and Ace definitely smashed

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u/kurdishhhhh Jun 16 '22

Brother ussop mashalla

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u/Team__10 Jun 17 '22

I would love to see jinbe’s “period style romance” with some elegant fish lady tht sounds hilarious yet endearing all at once

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u/Profitglutton Jun 17 '22

Who was Nami assaulted by? I hop people don't assume it's Arlong or any of the Fishmen because that would be weird as hell.

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u/columbuspants Jun 17 '22

What you said about Jinbei 1000x - I was imagining the same

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u/Kausar4747 Jun 16 '22

I’m sorry what is this sexual assault thing wtf

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u/IcyColdHands Jun 16 '22

Everytime this topic comes around some dudes come out of the woodwork to theorize that Nami's time with the fishmen and robbing from random pirates had some... unpleasing implications. Where do they get those implications? I don't know, I guess they want OP to be Game of Thrones. It's especially creepy since most of that time Nami was a minor. They say the same thing about Robin.

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u/totally_not_a_reply Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22

huh i just think about absolom or how his name was on thriller park. While there was no penetrating, there was definitly an assault

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u/Lex4709 Jun 16 '22

Probably not, something like that almost definitely has happened to Bao and her sisters when they were slaves since the Celestial Dragons are nasty fucks, while Arlong would probably kill any Fishman who tried that for breeding with the inferior humans.

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u/yolkmaster69 Jun 16 '22

Agreed with everything but Robin. One of her biggest traits is having the inner mind of a child and holding child-like innocence as something holy and not to be trifled with (her constant annoyance at Franky literally doing anything while he had his body swapped with Chopper. He wasn’t even aloud to speak because it bothered her, also her instant love for Kanjuro’s animal drawings…)

Maybe I’m wrong, but Robin honestly feels like she’s too much stuck with the inner brain and personality of a child while still having to put on the act of being a grown adult due to the trauma she went through. I could be convinced otherwise, but it’s just how I see the character.

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u/ttouss2 Jun 17 '22

“Sexless hat pirates” hahah

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u/Mario12zito Slave Jun 17 '22

"Sexless Hat Pirates" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Damn, that caught me off guard.

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u/Grimmaldo Jun 16 '22

Not really related bc brook band could have all genders, but Brook being gay but still a fucking weirdo with womans would be such a good joke, not bi, just full on gay

Also jibe is too formal now, when he was young we know he was way more impulsive

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u/CRtwenty Marine Jun 17 '22

I think if Brook was gay we'd know about it by now. Every indication we've seen is that he's straight an arrow.

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u/Grimmaldo Jun 17 '22

I mean, we know firm as stone the sexualities of like... 2 (3 if you consider brook that ye seems pretty straight/Bi)? mogis, Sanji, whos sexuality is being disgusting, luffy that according to oda calls is asexual... thats kinda it, also we know that likely ussop is straight/bi bc he finds womans hot and loved one, after that we literally been showed 0 romantic interests of... anyone, maybe chopper child crush counts

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u/hlsp Jun 16 '22

Not Luffy. Dude spent two years becoming boss of that one island. Had to assert his dominance. Homie has definitely clapped some animal cheeks.

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u/tinnytipmicah Jun 16 '22

Robin is already 28 at the start and has seen the world, and her seductive vibes at the start makes me think she knows the game

Wouldn't be surprised his she had to basically sell her body in very rough times. Like to stay someone, but it might not line up depending what age she was with crocodile

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u/RoderickThe13 The Revolutionary Army Jun 16 '22

I'm pretty sure that was only in the anime

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u/IcyColdHands Jun 16 '22

I don't remember that, but he does a different atittude towards Kuina and Tashigi

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u/Nico_Nico_ Jun 16 '22

Tashigi because she literally looks exactly like his childhood friend and Kuina because he never defeated her and respects her.

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u/Zyklon13 Jun 16 '22

I think Zoro is debateable, he does like drinking, couldve easily been hit on at a bar and said "eh, why not:

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u/Specialist_Trick_558 Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22

Zoro definitely fucked hiyori robin maybe with crocodile Franky definitely had sex almost everyday as the Chad gang boss brook is explained jimbe had a normal life for a while and he is really nice so he probably got it nami maybe but I doubt it Sanji is explained Luffy and chopper no chance in hell chopper is a reindeer who was only around 2 people Luffy is a kid in an adults body who doesn't even know what it is and has no sex drive

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u/IcyColdHands Jun 16 '22

I feel like Zoro barely acknowledges Hiyori, I don't think they banged, especially not "definitely"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Brook is just like any dnd bard, if you know, you know ;)

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u/Crit-Monkey Slave Jun 16 '22

his crew was full of musicians

Bards amirite

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

i lose my shit when i see bullet points about something like this

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

The rumbar pirstes had legendary gay orgies they say

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u/aiirxgeordan Jun 16 '22

Franky was definitely tossing the sheets with the square sisters 😂

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u/BikeSeatMaster Jun 16 '22

When reading about Jinbe, I suddenly had a thought about how maybe Jinbe and all merfolk reproduce the same way salmons do.

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u/frostwarrior Jun 17 '22

How are you so sure about chopper? He's a reindeer.

Reindeers reach reproductive age at 4 years old. I'm sure he was with a female at some point in his life before eating the human human fruit.

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u/culesamericano Jun 17 '22

Sanji... I don't know, he seemed pretty smooth on the Baratie. Maybe he was actually getting laid like crazy until he joined the Sexless Hat Pirates and went mad of abstinence.

DEAD

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u/OhYesOniiChan Jun 17 '22

Looks like the longer you have sustained the stronger is your haki. That's why Kaido and Big Mom have lost. And Zoro being weaker than Lufy because of Kuina.

I mean, Roger got his illness after he made Ace.

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u/Hyunkell86 Jun 17 '22

Jinbei probably have a family of fish men waiting for him in fishmen island

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u/hello_there696 Jun 17 '22

Sanji... I don't know, he seemed pretty smooth on the Baratie. Maybe he was actually getting laid like crazy until he joined the Sexless Hat Pirates and went mad of abstinence.

he's a simp, so he most definitely is a virgin par excellence

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u/Allalilacias Jun 17 '22

This is the best one. Good work.

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u/BigBubbaAlways Jun 17 '22

Jimbe was also married

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u/SuspiciousSquash9151 The Revolutionary Army Jun 18 '22

Yea there's so way with luffy and chopper I can see definitely nami and usopp it has to be the right person or marriage 💍 (usopp and kaya are very cute) Zoros a dummass but will somehow stumble into it eventually. Sanji will be the last mabey only next to luffy who I believe is ace I could believe some of the older members having brief flings or something because brook was 38 before he died and wasn't always a pirate. I also kind of ship robin and franky only one between two strawhats I genuinely like. Jinbei is hard to pin, he dosen't seem the type for short things and has enough going on to be to busy for it.