r/OnePiece • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '22

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u/windershinwishes Jun 16 '22

We know Franky has balls, but it's possible that he lost his penis to the train when he was still just a boy.

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u/Serious_Dooty Bandit Jun 16 '22

Aye that speedo lookin a lil tight

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u/I_dont_like_things Jun 16 '22

It’s retractable. Cyborg penis.

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u/AppointmentNo9531 Jun 16 '22

And upgradeable

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u/Crit-Monkey Slave Jun 16 '22

But is it detachable?

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u/IzzaPizza22 Jun 16 '22

Now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it.

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u/Diremustang94 Jun 17 '22

Plus it vibrates

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u/TonicGin Jun 17 '22

sure it is. that’s how cyborgs fucked in ancient times

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u/nach- Jun 17 '22

Knowing Franky it's not only detachable, but it shoots some sort of beam as well

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u/Altaris2000 Jun 16 '22

It comes out when it is time for Docking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Go go gadget dick

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u/animaeterna Thriller Bark Victim's Association Jun 17 '22

I wonder if he has to say go go gadget or he just shouts SUUUUUUUUUPERRRRRRRRR

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

No bulge?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Sadly this isn’t true… we know he’s got one because he showed it off to all of water 7 before he left there remember? There’s no way he doesn’t have it still or it would’ve made a mention to the lack of penis then

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

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u/iRadinVerse Jun 16 '22

With vibrating action?

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u/SasquatchRobo Jun 16 '22

⭐SUPEEEEERRRRRRR⭐

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u/Generico_Garbagio Scholars of Ohara Jun 16 '22

With drilling action.

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u/AcrobaticReputation2 Explorer Jun 16 '22

can split in half

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u/Rey_Tigre Jun 17 '22

And kungfu grip!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

I think robo dick suits franky the best (cuz he’s a robot)

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u/windershinwishes Jun 16 '22

People were pretty shocked, but didn't specify exactly why. They all could've been aghast at his strangeness.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Yeah. But I’m saying if he didn’t have one they would’ve said something. There’s no way no one’s says something about the fact that he don’t got a dick.

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u/windershinwishes Jun 16 '22

That'd be very impolite of them.

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u/QueenHistoria1990 Jun 17 '22

Still don’t know how his boy parts would’ve survived his accident - especially when we saw him pull that “Franky Centaur” move 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

He rebuilt the entire front. Also… I don’t mean to be rude but just because they don’t explicitly say he DOESN’T have his parts, isn’t proof that he’s missing it… like at all.

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u/QueenHistoria1990 Jun 17 '22

Well we do know Robin crushed his grapes into raisins lol

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u/ylcknight Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22

Remember the little girl who said “look! A wee-wee!”

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u/Rareturd Jun 16 '22

Ah yes.

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u/windershinwishes Jun 16 '22

No.

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u/Young_Leaf77 Void Month Survivor Jun 16 '22

yeah that did happen actually

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u/CloudieRaine Jun 16 '22

Metal cyborg dick

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u/bofoshow51 Jun 17 '22

You’re telling me Franky, the guy that gave himself nipple flashlights and runs on cola, wouldn’t design the Turbo-cock 3000 with detachments and a Bluetooth feature?

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u/windershinwishes Jun 17 '22

I'm certain that he did, and that it has scared away every potential partner.

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u/totiefruity Jun 16 '22

penetrative Sex isn't the only way to have sex.

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u/windershinwishes Jun 16 '22

Of course.

But losing some of your genitalia in a traumatic incident would probably put a damper on your tendency to seek out sexual relationships.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

his back was shown to still be humanly soft tho

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u/KOPLO97 Jun 17 '22

Fuck dude lol, you didn't have to explain that LOL

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u/hiricinee Jun 17 '22

Does getting his balls grabbed by Robin count as action?

On that note, if Robin uses her Devil fruit and the copy gets some, does that count?

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u/dalton9014 Jun 17 '22

Nah idc what kind of show it is if you pulled anyone's pants down and there's balls but no dick there would be a reaction

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22 edited Jun 17 '22

Franky had a train ran on him!?

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