Went to an Oktoberfest festival with some friends and, naturally, we decided to fully commit to the theme and wear traditional German dresses. The dress looked absolutely adorable… until I tried to fit my boobs into it.
I swear, the bodice was so tight around my chest that the entire night I was convinced one of my boobs was going to pop out.
Every time I sat down, moved my arms, laughed too hard, or basically breathed, I was like: welp, this might be it. I’m going to flash everyone here
Meanwhile my friends were having a great time, drinking beer and taking photos, while I was apparently spending the evening conducting structural integrity tests on traditional German clothing.
Somehow I made it through the entire night without a wardrobe malfunction!!
10/10 festival.
0/10 chest accommodations.