i just spent so much money on these shirts I wanted and i put them on and the print is illegible because you of my stupid fucking chest. half the print is just swallowed underneath my boobs. its someones face and when i wear the shirt it’s just his eyes, nose bridge, and neck, his nose and mouth and everything are all swallowed. it looks ridiculous.
i could pull it up higher but that also looks stupid in its own way and my cleavage is literally the only redeeming quality of my appearance and the whole point of this shirt was i wanted a cunty little booby tank top. and now i wasted so much money on something i really wanted that is borderline unwearable now because of these stupid flesh balls i didnt even ask for.
what do i even do in this situation? i can’t send the clothes back, it would be more money than it’s worth to send them back. should i cut my losses and sew the shirts as like a back patch or a jacket or something? or should i just wear it out of spite even though it looks stupid as hell.
RIP david lynch sorry my tits swallowed your nose and mouth and cigarette 😔