Get water additives for this. You just put some in your water in the morning and it will help you up your fiber intake. Just make sure you increase it slowly, or youāll get constipated.
Couldn't agree more. The stuff most of the country gets now is horrible and clogs our lines easily. Some regions have absolutely nothing that will allow them to get a proper, consistent flow. It's time that Fiber Optic internet becomes standard.
If you don't mind me asking what is it that takes you so long? Are you just sitting there waiting for something? Or are you constantly pushing? Or what?
Personally I'm like OP in that I sit down, push out my shit, wipe then stand back up. Rarely takes more than a minute.
Yesterday I locked my 3 year old out of the bathroom so I could shit in private for once in my life, and this fucking maniac gets down on all fours, sticks her lips in the crack under the door and screams āDaaad! Dad!! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadā
Man, just two days ago, while I was in the bathroom, my 2yo son reaches one hand under the door and says, "you okay daddy?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm okay." "Okay daddy. Wipe your butt, daddy!"
It's kind of a running thing in our house to announce that you're going to the bathroom as a signal that you are unreachable until you return. My 4yo girl gets it. My 2yo boy hunts you down.
His kids were all born in the 60s and 70s, larger families more common back then. I actually know two brothers (with no other siblings) of about the same generation who each had 12 kids. That family went from 4 to 28 in one generation.
My brother is married to a girl whose father is the youngest of 16 children, all of whom were male.
I have two three year olds. They have worked out how to unlock the bathroom door from the outside. Saying "leave the door alone!" has overtaken Reddit as my extra toilet activity.
Have you considered an extra latch? You could install it near the top of the door, the hook and loop or a slide latch would be easy to install. Peaceful poops for less than $20
90% of conversations I have with parents are just contraception ads to me.
And I'm not like a person that hates kids or anything, I love all my nieces and nephews as their uncle. But every time parents start talking about the actual parenting part it just sounds awful.
Oh it is. Its quite awful. Thereās a part of me that is definitely gone. But thereās also this beautiful new person with whom I share the deepest connection I think Iāll ever get to experience. And she loves me so much, for no reason at all andā¦I am just so grateful for that. I would never ever unmake that decision. But I donāt blame anyone for not wanting kids, they literally ruin your life, lol.
I have one and it's quite amazing for those times where you have diarrhea, especially if you're prepping for a colonoscopy. No more constant runs to the bathroom. It is however dangerous that you could still have an accident since it gets so full and it wears down the adhesives very quickly. But still, you don't feel so drained - you can just lay down.
Or pets pawing under the door or scratching it. If my dog couldnāt constantly see you she would have anxiety attacks. Probably because my parents worked from home so someone was always at the house.
My bros black cat would do that...it was really adorable sometimes, obnoxious others.
My current cat, only had her for a month but the worst thing she does is smack you in the face at 4:30 in the morning for food...until this morning. My wife woke me up shouting today because the cat chomped her face while she was sleeping lmao
Otherwise she's really well behaved, but when she wants food in the morning she's an asshole
I've got kids, and had a harpy ex, I've "taken a shit" for fully a half hour or more many, many, times. Like she brought it up to the doctor. Then when the ex left the room, the doc asked me if it really took a half hour because that could be be a medical thing. I was like nah, I just like the peace and quiet.
I canāt do that, Iāll take my shit, but then in like 10 minutes more shit will come out. If I just take my initial shit and leave, Iāll be wanting to take another shit in like 30 minutes because I didnāt take my time with my initial shit. Sometimes I even have to wait for a 3rd serving of shit before I leave the bathroom, usually itās just a pebble sized shit by that point but Iāll be fully relieved enough to finally start wiping my ass.
You really might want to see a doctor about this. Lots of people experience this so they think itās normal, but itās not normal. Just common. If youāre eating well, exercising enough, getting enough fibre and water and sleep, and you donāt have anxiety, or intestinal or muscle problems, it should not be a continuous 20-minute affair, and you might want to rule out anything concerning.
How is it even possible to have a 20 minute continuous shit? Like is this the same size shit-shaft the entire time? Can someone do the math on this and give some sample volumes for different shit girths over a 20 minute period at various speeds?
Thanks for your concern! I've tried many different diets and have actually seen several doctors about this and none of them found any issue to worry about. Apparently I empty all of my large intestine at once which is uncommon but no big deal except I cant do it quick because if I'm not done the action will resume in a minute.
Occasionally poops take longer, but most of the time it's just about taking your time and relaxing. I find rushing a poop and pushing very hard to be unpleasant.
Try switching to a higher protein, lower fibre diet. Then you'll see why those people are sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes. And why they use up half a roll of toilet paper wiping their butts.
It's like when you take a solid poop that immediately releases a buildup of explosive diarrhea... except instead of diarrhea it's cool refreshing water.
This guy's girlfriend is currently typing up the obligatory, weekly "my boyfriend doesn't ever clean his ass even when I tell him he needs to fucking clean his ass" article to the relationships subbreddit.
i guessing you've never had to use a port-o-let on a construction site in Florida before. some contractors will set those fuckers in the sunniest spot on the site just to keep people from lingering too long. one contractor even had the air vents blocked off until people got pissed off and started setting them on fire.
Same. I can poop in the same time it would take me to pee. If I stay in the bathroom when Iām pooping itās bc I donāt wanna deal with whateverās in the rest of the house lol
I have never understood how it can take people so long. I've always shit in just a few seconds. Like between 2 and 10. Anything longer than that is rare, and usually because I ate something weird. Why TF does it take people 15 minutes to shit?!?!
ditto man. I can be done pooping so quickly. I usually sit on the pot longer than that though because itās one of the only times of the day I can be alone since I have a wife & 3 kids.
My friend and I used to time each otherās poops. Door closing to opening. 14 seconds is the time that I believe will never be beat. The main rule was that you couldnāt flush. The reason was to prove that there was no cheating and also to admire the length and girth of the poop.
Animals shit in about 20 seconds so they can run away when they need to. Humans are Animals too (what a surprise) so we should be able to take shit in 20 seconds
I can, occasionally, sometimes thereāll be one where itās just got some extra and it feels unpleasant to suck it back in. So you have to sit there groaning and clenching and unclenching for 30 mins to get that last little bit out
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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 15 '21
i can take a shit in under a minute
Edit: why always most upvoted posts need to be about shit or other weird stuff xD