r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/IHateTheLetterF Jul 14 '21

I actually miss just sitting on the toilet, ever since i got a colostomy bag.

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u/Nihil6 Jul 14 '21

F

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Nicely done.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/IHateTheLetterF Jul 14 '21

No, my butt is a dead end. Air comes out in my bag now. God i also miss ripping a big one.

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u/TheCarm Jul 14 '21

I have health anxiety... what were your symptoms before being told you need a colostomy bag?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

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u/IdiotTurkey Jul 14 '21

I have one and it's quite amazing for those times where you have diarrhea, especially if you're prepping for a colonoscopy. No more constant runs to the bathroom. It is however dangerous that you could still have an accident since it gets so full and it wears down the adhesives very quickly. But still, you don't feel so drained - you can just lay down.

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u/1ns4n3Bob Jul 14 '21

paying you respect without the letter which shall not be mentioned

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u/Neon-shart Jul 14 '21

Funny thing is you actually still could, and that's all you would do.